
The Pantsu Witches’ resident British witch Lynette Bishop will be receiving an official dakimakura, the second witch to get the honor following Sanya’s Low-Leg Lolimakura.
Fellow fans of the 501st Brigade’s second largest pair of oppai are sure to be ecstatic.
The revelation comes by way of light novel magazine The Sneaker’s August issue, which also included the following pages concerning the series:

Gertrud’s little sister is in the bottom right.

This page mostly deals with the Strike Witches Nintendo DS “Blitz in the Blue Skies!” and PS2 “A Little Peaceful Days” game adaptation.
There is not much content besides that, and still nothing new on the much-anticipated 2nd season, making the Lynette dakimakura the focal point of this issue’s Witch content.
The Lynette dakimakura will likely become available for Japanese pre-orders in the coming months, but will remain a difficult to get treasure internationally much as the Sanya lolimakura was.
Let understand this correctly...
You think us a group of deviants and so place us along with the group of criminals who actually commit the crimes against children?
Yet, I will assume that Baby/Loli/Young Beauty Pageants are all right with you then?
When they (the young innocents) are dressed to the (so called 9's) by their own parents and paraded around as older Teen/Professional/Beauty contestants and models?
Where (even) the parents themselves argue and even attack each other - *just* - because they lost an event when there own - *beautiful* - pageant entry was denied the crown of insanity?
I'm at a loss for words about that...
Who said he was for that pageantry crap? You pulled that out of your ass. (I can only assume what else you keep up there.)
*sigh*
I said:
Yet, I will - "assume" - that Baby/Loli/Young Beauty Pageants are all right with you then?
doof...
(quote)
"Who said he was for that pageantry crap?"
Oh? He? ~
Hmm... so this is a TEAM effort eh?
Interesting, thanks for the heads up!
once again ~ YOU proved that YOUR a DOOF!
Well, maybe THEY should stop fantasizing about ME!
Did you ever think about how violated I feel in this situation?
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SICK! MODS HERE....GO FUCK YOURSELF TILL YOU DIE!
~ I was wondering (when) mr/ms caplock was going to make an appearance...
Where did all of you hatemongers come from? I've been here a long time and I haven't seen this many lolicon haters before all of the bannings in Japan and Equality Now stuff started.
Wheres my Perrine one...
The Sanya dakimakura cover wasn't actually hard to come by. It was available on quite a few R2 based sites and even a select number of US-based companies like Toyslogic (in unison with its official Japanese release). It's shelf life, however, was definitely limited; it sold-out relatively quickly. This might have been because it was a Chara High produced dakimakura, as opposed to being manufactured by chara good heavyweight Cospa. Also, Sanya is pretty damn popular, especially among the Japanese. I expect a fervent reception for Lynette's but I don't think it'll move quite as fast.
Hopefully international orders become available soon enough around the time the item is released so that we'll be able to offer some links to it.
I still kick myself for never getting around to purchasing the Sanya one, so I'll be keeping a close eye on this one...
I can almost guarantee they will. It's just a matter of what sites you frequent. US-based sites are a bad idea and often misleading. They'll list the item as being released at least a month after the fact, using the release time difference as insurance. Japanese based companies that offer relatively cheap international shipping is where its at (HLJ, Hobby Search, Yes Asia, BeNippon etc.)
Please do continue such updates, Quen! I'll traffic SanCom every day if you say you will! *frenetic hand gestures*
*starts looking at shifting money from Savings to Checking*
What does one do with a dakimakura, btw? [read: aside from the obvious responses] I mean, like, fabric care and storage?
This is an amazingly helpful and informative post. My gratitude level is very high. Thanks a lot!
As for that update, it seems there may be already such one further down the page?
Could someone help me decypher this? I recall the notations of a variety of fabric qualities (and a 'DVD version' parallel) on the Sanya-makura page, but still have little clue what I'm looking at other than that I'm possibly willing to pay $120, and possibly not willing to pay $260.
(Is this article no longer 'live'?)
Dakimakura are presented fairly 'as is' and don't require any level of maintenance to enjoy. Cospa offers 100% polyester dakimakura covers so any 'stains' can taken care of with a light cycle in the wash and wrinkles aren't much of a worry either.
That being said, there are quite a few things you can do with them. Either find a dakimakura pillow (the term 'dakimakura' refers to the pillow itself, not the cover that envelops it. Once amalgamated they can be collectively referred to as a dakimakura) and keep the covers inflated and ready for action/display.
Some otaku choose to opt out of buying dakimakura pillows for their covers (the 'official' dakimakura pillows offered by Cospa are 5 times more expensive than you'll find at a fabric store) and instead hang them on their walls, similar to a life-size centerfold that Megami could never offer. From there you can photograph, collect, or even 'modify' (slip hole for a tenga perhaps?) them however you see fit.
I only have one dakimakura pillow and 5 covers, so the others are in the reserves while one remains at the front-lines.
Using the provided link as reference:
The first dakimakura cover is the higher quality, limited edition version made using 2 way knitting and expensive tricot fabric. Tricot is often used in lingerie, giving the cover that smooth, velvety feeling. Tricot dakimakura covers also have a shininess to them that you'd find in lingerie.
The second is your normal edition using smooth knit. A smooth knit is often used in t-shirts and gives the cover that residual bounce/stretch. It's not as velvety as tricot but is still very smooth.
The third cover listed for 17,850円 is only an option to buy them in tandem for a discount.
The fourth for 17,115円 allows you to buy the limited edition cover with a dakimakura pillow.
The fifth for 14,700円 is as above except you'll get the normal edition with your dakimakura pillow.
And the sixth link, for a wallet busting 24,465円, is to purchase both covers and a dakimakura pillow.
Also, Chara Hai's website has Lynette awaiting a release on September 25th of this year. If you want to use a proxy service and reserve her through Chara Hai (which I wouldn't recommend at this point)you'll have to do so before August 24th.
The reason I don't recommend pre-ordering through Chara Hai right now (though doing so will guarantee you a unit, albeit at a higher shipping cost) is because once a manufacturer has listed a product on their official site, it opens the flood gates for retailers to begin their stock orders. Also, certain proxy sites may not allow you to pre-order an item months in advance. You might end up getting it at a cheaper price (whichever version you choose) through other English online retailers based in Japan but it'll require some time and effort.
Go back to your moral class, fag.
Nonsense! The Elder Pedos would never lie to us! It is YOU who is lying to us!
My Brothers, this heretic aims to poison our minds with blasphemies!
He must BURN!
She is out!
http://chara-h.ocnk.net/product-list/53
Well I wuv her cos she's British. And super cute. Yoshika and her are my favourite of the Strike Witches.
This post seems ironic (colloq. ver.), considering it's posted on an article about Lynnette.
You sure must be proud of that weakly thought-out paragraph of fail because I've seen you post it in SEVERAL different threads. Isn't this guy spamming? Can't the IP ban card be used here???
Anyways I've replied to you numerously before, go back and check it out before you decide to paste that crap in another thread.
I tried to report him for spam but there's no button in following window that pops up, and it says to "click the button below"... o_O
looks like it worked or someone caught wind of it because his post is gone now
what the fuck are you talking about, both those girls look like they could easily pass for at least 16 in my book. 10??? You're looking at it worse than most of the people here, closet-pedo...
Funny part is Lynnette is based on a Canadian pilot, not British... although the British are known for womanizers...
You sure can talk from your ass. Just because you can't talk to woman doesn't make us womanisers.
Nice server.. Anony~!
HEY!
*waves enthusiastically*
Jack the Ripper was a womanizer.
Well, he was!
What, is there some unknown part of Jack the Ripper's history where he made up for what he did by being incredibly polite to women?
Not going answer to that, that's clearly troll. Learn your facts!!
Lynette is my second fav. after Sanya. :3
Lolimakura = Oppaimakura = Total WIN !
All I can say is "Go GB!!!!"
Lynette, waiving the flag for Britain (or whatever they decided to call the country in the anime. I forget)
Did someone say ALL HAIL BRITTANIA? :3
mhmm
Round chest do not want.
i like breast that are non-euclidean geometry
I want tits small enough so that I can cup em with my hands.
ellipic geometrie.
gah elliptic
Hmmmm, yes, as opposed to cubic ones.
I hear ya: I like my pillows to be soft and squishy.
I like pointy ones.
round is good, as long as it's natural, not fake =P
ratatat-TAT dat ass!
Pointy ones liek Ak 47 bullets? lol
looks like a winner even if dakimakura aren't my cup of tea . . .
Pantsu Witches flying around with Pantys on?
Still waiting for a Perrine dakimakura...
Same here..
Want Perrine too... until then, my money is safe. (but Lynette is pretty tempting.)