UNICEF’s Agnes Chan to Diet: “Loli is a Dangerous Weapon!”


UNICEF Japan’s “ambassador” Agnes Chan has demanded the Japanese Diet fully ban all loli, calling it a “dangerous weapon.”

In a typical emotional appeal, she claimed in statements to Japan’s major legislative assembly that “[Internet loli porn] is a dangerous weapon which eternally scars the hearts of victims,” though equally typically, she failed to present any empirical evidence in support of her claims.

She went on to demand “simple possession” of all such material be outlawed, and claimed “people from the UN are saying Japan is irresponsible,” using the classic “foreigners say we are strange” argument, always highly effective at influencing the Japanese.


In response, worries of arbitrary and unjustified abuse of police search powers have been raised.

Agnes Chan, actually a Chinese pop star turned celebrity meddler and occasional cultist, has previously criticised otaku for being a pack of perverted child molesters, and is well known for her unceasing efforts to protect the children of Japan, whether real or imaginary…

Via 47news.

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    Comment by kenjiharima
    23:47 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)


    - She's saying

    "I haven't had sex in over 20 years! You pervs won't get any when I pass this bill!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:47 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course, their rotting bodies will attract all kinds of disease after they go SPLAT on the ground. I do believe fat otaku do the job better though...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:30 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Has Agnes ever been to a park and watched kids play? That fucking child molester. D:

    No one should listen to celebrities anyways. 9 times out of 10 they're off their rockers in some way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:04 03/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    True most celebrities have issues with drugs or mental disorders. Listening to them is an oxymoron considering they are fake people. That is what they are paid for.

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    Comment by Key
    17:42 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she should go back to school and learn about otaku...

    not all otaku is loli


    Comment by shalala
    17:37 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SHIT i have to hide my loli doujinshis. What do i do. QUICK to the loli cave of haven. they will never catch us there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:47 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If us otakus had more money, people would listen to us. Then take all our money. Then sue us. In that order.

    Comment by Hikikomori-Kun
    17:26 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 17/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    the person with a pedobear as avatar has said

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:12 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agnes Chan is a dangerous weapon which eternally scars the hearts of victims! There, that should get rid of her.

    And this is the first time I've seen Agnes Chan. I always thought she'd look like one of the old ladies the the old folks home from The Simpsons... I'm pretty sure they had a character named Agnes actually. Seriously, Agnes? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds old fashioned and totally appropriate for her old fashioned views?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:20 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seriously... ? its a FUCKING drawing ITS NOT REAL YOU FUCKS lol

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    Comment by Zatsugami
    17:25 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan is strange?
    Japan is different!
    Japan is cool because of that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and Japan must think we're strange for putting that retarded music into our pornos...

    Comment by lightningsabre
    17:24 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's with the sudden international Japan bashing lately? They ought to focus on the troubles of their own countries first. Unless their countries are already perfect... Then I'd love to live in that perfect country :P

    Comment by FreeXpression
    17:37 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Q. What’s with the sudden international Japan bashing lately?

    A. It's called RACISM.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:41 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No. Learn the definition of the word you are using.

    rac·ism (rszm)
    1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
    2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

    racism or racialism
    1. hostile or oppressive behaviour towards people because they belong to a different race
    2. the belief that some races are innately superior to others because of hereditary characteristics
    racialist nadj

    They aren't insulting their race. Or attacking them because of their race. Etc.

    Comment by Lolitron
    17:52 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somebody assasinate her and the feminist ilk. Seriously.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Once Japanese loli is banned exect China to immediately flood the market with mass-produced own lolipoon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:05 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To those interested, her speech can be seen here


    Its worth watching even if you don't understand Japanese.

    But I swear, I've never heard anyone use the sort of phrases she used in real speech. In any language! Here's an example.

    "The cries of the suffering children weight heavily on me!"

    Comment by Tezs
    18:45 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Chinese woman perpetrating this is a hypocrate of the very worst type.Instead of taking out what sounds to me like a personal vendetta against the Japanese manga/anime/pc-video game industry.It's pretty evident this woman has a personal problem caused by something that likely happened to her when she was younger.

    If she were truely interested in "protecting young, innocent children", then she would be fighting tooth and nail against the widespread and VERY real child labor/slavery in China.Unfortunately,hypocrates rarely pick targets that require any real effort or may require real sacrifice and only target things they feal they can easily persecute without much personal risk and/or cost, and this is preceisely what Agnes Chan is perpetrating in Japan and the Japanese government ought to hang it's head in shame
    because t should be defending it's citizen's and enforcing their right to free speech and press.

    God help us all if Ms. Chan should REALLY decide to do something meaningful and worthwhile about child welfare in this world(maybe in Africa or her beloved China, where there are REAL and very serious problems for children...Aids and Child labor in that order, for the clueless)

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    Comment by Bill
    19:42 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's just jealous that she's no longer loli (or never were)

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:16 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmao Dangerous weapon? wtf u is high bitch go get laid o.0

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Loli doesn't violate, people violate etc...

    Comment by Infernal
    19:44 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dangerous Weapon? So Loli's are on par with guns, swords, nukes and Gundams? I think she be watching too much Strike Witches, Gunslinger Girl and Nanoha's. Like most sane people are asking, who on earth does this eternally scar? It's one thing if it's 3D, but 2D? She'd best be arguing that the victims of the videogames world are also scarred...or at best blown to pieces. Don't you think Princess Peach is scarred? Being kidnapped in almost every Mario game must have left some traumatic psychological disorder I'm sure. What about Aerith from FFVII? She took a bloody sword through the chest, with Phoenix Downs to no avail. Now that's being scarred. Or how about Fallout 3 where you can kill kid's parents? GTA...

    Oh just to point out to the ignorant retarded commenters, Agnes is from Hong Kong. She actually lived most of her life in Japan. China is not involved in this. Then again, Weeaboo's and Japanophiles aren't even on human intellgince scale. Her mind frame is closer to that of the West if you look at her education and what do you know she was in the USA before she became UNICEF's 'Barker'.

    She pretty much dug her own grave by saying 'foreigners think we're strange'. That is the point of cultural differences dumbass. Every foreigner thinks most other countries are strange. This is nothing short of UNICEF and the West trying to instill it's belief and moral systems into another country. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Especially if the kitchen isn't yours.

    UNICEF are no different than those Christian crusaders planting a church in the middle of nowhere and enforcing their view upon the local. Unfortunately some locals fall into it and are manipulated by a change of beliefs. The West has been doing this for ages. It's just a change of tactics/method to the Colonial Days. Instead of jumping into a foreign land and kill natives, steal land, make them slaves and force them to believe Western ideals. It's plant some organization under pretense to 'protect' or in the name of 'justice'. Slowly change the behaviour of locals to their ideals, spread the word, hold protests saying 'In our country we don't *blah blah blah*', make blatant accusations using emotive words but zero empirical data and evidence and then finally usurp anothers culture. Though this takes longer, it goes unoticed more as this changes the thinking of the locals to spread. Then bam! When protest or issue is raised you have more supporters.

    However Artefact is right. Whenever 'foreigners view' is at play Politicians will do whatever is neccessary to rid that stigma. Even if it's a stupid arguement it works most of the time. Japan is one that falls much quicker to the pressure. Asians usually see image as very important. Japan is very strict in that sense compared to other Asian nations. At times like these I wish Japan would take a lesson in their neighbours and just say 'STFU we don't care' to foreigners. UNICEF took this chance to add salt and hydrochloric acid into an opened wound. If Japan keeps keeling over to Western ideals it won't be long till most of it's culture goes poof. 'You give them inch, they take a mile'.

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    02:09 28/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She study social child psychology.Here something that surpise me In 1972 she recorded her first Japanese pop hit, "Poppy Flower." and In 1973, Chan's third single, "Splendor in the Gras," which something tells me she was been using marijuana back in the 70's.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:13 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL loli cave hahaha awesome.. im right behind ya dude!

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    Comment by a lolicon
    18:08 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Child pornography" and "terrorism" are undoubtedly the most dangerous weapons in any politicians arsenal. Add either of these nouns to a motion and it's almost guaranteed to get passed simpy for having it/them in there.

    “[Internet loli porn] is a dangerous weapon which eternally scars the hearts of victims”

    I'm sure 九重りん is devastated by the fact that she's serving as fapping material for some lolicons.

    Japan is setting itself up for a fail of epic proportions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:07 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gee go back to China and fix the problems over there >_>
    Oh wait they don't have free speech.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:26 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck off bitch,leave my loli alone.

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    Comment by moondoggiebuiscuit
    18:29 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I really can't fathom why do the Chinese waging a war in the internet for a ban for porn? Is there something we don't know like a fatal virus that will be released in one of 'em porn sites? Or are they trying to invade the internet too and spread Communism and anti-freedom ideas instead? If we want loli-porn to satisfy our closet hungers to prevent ourselves from lashing out and raping a random little girl kidnapped from a nearby kindergarten schools, then we should have no restrictions and they should just shut up, right?

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    Comment by Metalbunny
    18:22 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A pop star becomes a FREAKING AMBASSADOR???
    who the hell votes for these kind of people..
    Oh yeah i remember..JAPAN DOES

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:18 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think she means that WE are the victims, of the loli porn. o_O So it's not like she's refering to imaginary children and paper. Still, it's stupid. Lolis do no bad to lolicons. C'mon guys, act sane for some time, just until we can prove her wrong! :D

    Comment by Lolitron
    17:56 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somebody assasinate her and the feminist ilk. Seriously.
    BTW I love your blog!

    Comment by Hangmen
    13:45 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL China teaching Japan how to become civilized. She could try going to Nigeria or Somalia first if she's serious about stopping actual child abuse.

    Comment by gunzaku
    13:51 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she cant, she is scared of the REAL bad people. japanese people are weak and won't fight back. that's why it is kept targeted by those feminist, unicef etc .

    Comment by Marine-RX179
    13:43 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "She went on to demand “simple possession” of all such material be outlawed, and claimed “people from the UN are saying Japan is irresponsible,” using the classic “foreigners say we are strange” argument"

    Funny how she fails to mention "foreigners" say she's pulling things out of her @ss with no evidence in supporting her statements...

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    Comment by Kyo
    13:47 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I could understand if she were a Japanese idol, but...
    Why exactly should the Japanese diet care what a Chinese idol says?

    Comment by gunzaku
    13:50 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i can see that there is a big "gap" between chinese idol and japanese idol...

    Comment by gil
    14:21 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she needs to win the game by Mr. Outside.

    time to fight back!!

    "Juiz, kill Agnes Chan and delete her records. also, preserve animangahentai culture of Japan"

    "understood. nobleese oblige, please continue being a messiah for Japan."

    Comment by Hangmen
    16:41 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    60 Tomahawk cruise missiles please.

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    Comment by yaku
    13:32 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahhahahaha this woman is a retard. What victims? I'm guessing she's talking about the trees that suffer from all the paper wasted on drawing lolis?

    How pathetic it is that people will jump at the opportunity to be a moralist hypocrite when things like sex and children cause controversy. Instead of worrying about fiction, how about making society a less stressful place so your own damn citizens don't snap and go around randomly killing people? or how about fixing up the orphanage system that fucks up kids for just being part of it, never mind if they ever get some foster parents?

    Please, this woman needs to stop being a moral fag and shut up.

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    14:40 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She needs Jenna Jamerson!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dear Agnes,




    Comment by shalala
    17:40 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bahahahaha nice one.

    Comment by Sic
    13:18 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    eternally scars the hearts of victims?
    What victims? Is she mental? Is she trying to protect fictional drawn lolis?

    Comment by mi
    13:31 27/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she's not even japanese

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