A teacher has been arrested for viciously beating his wife’s udders with a metal baseball bat, apparently in order to sabotage her milk production.
The special school teacher (41), a resident of Okayama prefecture, apparently nursed a severe grievance against his ex-wife and resolved to do something about it through underhanded methods.
He visited his wife’s family home, a dairy farm, on two separate occasions in the dead of night, first beating the breasts of no less 11 cows with a shovel, and on a later visit attacking the udders of 8 cattle with a metal baseball bat.
His objective was to ruin the farm’s dairy production, and in this he apparently succeeded; the cows soon had blood mixed in with their milk, and had their output reduced by the intense stress of this mammary abuse.
Soon the milk output of the ranch was halved, and the farm incurred veterinary costs of some $6,000.
Police later arrested the man, and he has been charged with interfering with the business of the farm; it is not clear if he will be charged with animal cruelty offences.
Via ZakZak.
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Poor cows...
Using a metal bat or shovel on cow's udders.....
/facepalm
I did read the whole thing, but why did I imagine the guy trying to make butter or cheese by beating his ex-wife's tits after reading the article title?
Say goodbye to your udders, chucklehead!
BONK!
BOINK!
Stick him in one of those fake cow contraptions and have him be mounted by the Bull. That ought to teach him a lesson, if he survives the experience that is.
Instant Strawberry milk....
JK. Poor cows :(
Also, picture perfect~
Don't you mean udderhanded methods?
The heck?
omg that was so misleading lol
Fucker. Someone should go over there and beat his nutsack with a shovel. See how it feels then.
Cow and Chicken made me wanna suck a cow teet when I was younger, so this offends me.
But seriously, who thought that the story was "Man beating is wife's large titties with a bat to avoid making breast milk [for their child(ren)]" or something? How else would I translate "Wife's udders"?
Waaait... so did he only bash the cow's Udders, or his ex-Wives as well?
I think something may have been lost in the Translation here :\
Damn i was thinking he actually beat his wife's breasts...i guess either is pretty bad,...hang'em by his tits then beat him with a bat for this atrocity.
Dam , Human milk products , human cheese , human yogurt , human ice cream.....Imagine the possibilities , he's starting a whole new market , Slurrrp *faps
You actually can't make cheese with human breast milk, it doesn't have the same chemicals and such as cow milk. Basically during the process it won't clump together and bond to make cheese.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Why would you do this?
Milk is so delicious, and i dream of sucking a womens breasts with her milk ( although they say it tastes quiet bad).
another day for Japan~ meh , it's nothing new to their nature.
Title = Epic Win.
Mooooo...
PETA is going to kill this guy :3
He deserves it. u_u
With a metal bat no less.
I C WUT U DID THAR!
oh god not the udders!.. ANYTHING BUT THE UDDERS Think of the.. milk
PETA gonna beat his "udder" with falcon punch and baseball bats...
I'd love to falcon pawnch his "udders" myself... >_>
You want to touch his udders? O_o
I think "rip off" would be more appropriate + I'd use gloves/gauntlets like these: http://www.varg.compic.ee/BANDS/burzum.jpg
:3
Peanut Butter Jelly Time?
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME~
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
In med evil times, some ppl mixed blood with milk (and not just cow milk, but also horse milk, and other animals) to avoid vitamin shortage. It tasted like shit, but was very nutrient and good for body overall.
you made it sound like he was beating the wife
milk with blood ... ewwwwww
poor poor cows
More proteins, that's what it is. And more iron content, too.
You won't taste the difference.
dude, it's just like strawberry milk, everybody loves strawberry milk <3
I'm never drinking strawberry milk again...
Bah, stupid keybpoard
Milk with blood is yummy and healthy.
The perfect refreshment for thirsty, calcium-deprived vampires!
Clever man...really
Hmm that is a pretty strong financial strike for her there.
Could you be more misleading with the title?
How is it misleading?
The first bit of the article is what got me rather than the article. Well played, Artefact, well played! I love when an article fools me!
"after beating cow-udders all day he would leave semen on the cows..." would have been a more sankakuish kinda story.
At least this time it was for a joke, and not to incite sensation.
oh you artefact XD
I know what M is talking about. But if you think about it, if your wife had udders, like actual four nip udders, and some guy started beating them with a baseball bat then this story would just be that much more crazy and interesting.
LOL, stop pretending you don't know anyhting Artefact. I know you that on purpose!!!!
I know i did I mean this is sankaku.
TOTALLY ARTEFACT ON THAT PURPOSE
ARTEFACT TOTALLY THAT ON PURPOSE
PURPOSE ON THAT TOTALLY ARTEFACT
haha but this is SC: udder and breast can be easily interchanged =). Also with that picture and the way that many past articles have been, im sure everyone expected some bat on woman abuse ;0.
"oh you artefact"
oh you, Artefact.
Heh.. I know by now not to take any SC titles at face value, but even the first sentence went both ways and had me completely fooled.
Well done, well done indeed.
誤訳以前の問題だな。お前はいつも胸糞悪いニュースばかり見てるからな。
"It's not the title that's misleading. You've been reading sick news all along, that's why"
ehh, what does mister japanese anonymous say? :^D
Fancy that, a Japanese comment which isn't blaming the Koreans for something.
OR an Indonesian comment which isn't blaming the Malaysian for something.