China to Google: “Ban Your Filthy Porn!”

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A Chinese Internet supervisory body has sharply criticised search giant Google for “providing base information,” in the form of pornography and other subversive material, and demands the company censor the information even more heavily.

The body’s public criticism demanded an end to Google’s assault on the moral rectitude of the Chinese nation, and sought a (more) complete block on access to pornography through the company’s services.

The demands come in the midst of a major tightening on computer censorship in the communist dictatorship, with computers sold from July onwards required to include mandatory web censorship software, ensuring connections to sites with “harmful” content are refused.

This software has managed to attract controversy of another sort, with an American censorship software provider complaining that the government approved software pirates its code wholesale, charges which the Chinese side naturally dismisses as mere raving…

Via ZakZak.

Google is of course well known for doing no wrong under its “do no evil” policy, fortunately having decided that supporting the tyrannical Chinese government’s draconian Internet censorship regime is in no way evil…

In other news, searching for information on the Tiananmen Square “massacre” of 1989 (六四事件), where according to evil Western propaganda PLA units slaughtered thousands of unarmed students, reveals only a few pictures of harmless men in suits on Google China, whilst Google’s other sites mysteriously carry tens of thousands of images of protestors and barricades.


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    Comment by Jashin
    23:06 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Chinese, Russians, North Koreans... What is up with these people? Don't they have normal lives? Wait... I don't think so...

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    Comment by Bill
    21:02 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    China should just block Google. It's always an option instead of China whining.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:44 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Google is of course well known for doing no wrong under its “do no evil” policy, fortunately having decided that supporting the tyrannical Chinese government’s draconian Internet censorship regime is in no way evil…"

    Doesn't this sentence mean that Google complied to China's demand?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:54 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yup it does, just heavy sarcasm was being used to convey this.

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    Comment by sunshinesan
    00:07 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol at huge contrast between the google images.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:02 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think search result from google china doesn't actually show anything that match the search term.

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    Comment by muteKi
    23:37 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, I agree! Google needs to get rid of all those servers hosting all those pornographic images.
    (Wait, what's that you say?)

    Actually, to be fair I suppose they DO actually host at least the thumbnails on image searches thereof.

    inb4 ascii porn makes a comeback from China

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    02:14 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe China should create there own Porn Industry to be competitive against foreign porn Industry's if they feel that its becomes a problem.

    Comment by Innoy
    23:35 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ohh~ Chinese government has done a good job again .

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:10 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fail !
    im chinese but im not Chinan :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:35 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is retarded. Every f**king other street corner in china has porno magazines and other stuff for sale. To start a ban of porn from the internet is just retarded.

    Clearly china just wants to ban people from goolging pictures of the Tiananmen Square “massacre”. The porno was just a cover up.

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    22:01 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    China vs Foreign Porn Industry who will win this battle?

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    Comment by Shuu
    21:59 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, all those quality Chinese bondage sites I've seen are hosted in Taiwan or Honk Kong, then?

    Speaking of which, is there some kind of Chinese bondage art, like Shibari in Japan? What I've seen looks too artistic and purposeful to be mere semi-random rope fiddling...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yahoo was a pushover. Google can afford to flip off the chinks.

    Comment by plmko
    21:05 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The world should ban google, its the source of all the problems of the internet.

    Comment by Overt
    21:42 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Are you retarded?

    Comment by Song Yiyang
    03:10 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A world without porn is very sad

    Comment by curious
    05:03 21/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol, they can't distinguish between a search engine and a porn site

    Google has no porn - but if you search for big tits and then click on the link the Chinese bureaucrats think you are still on Google

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:33 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck China and its censors.

    Comment by KAI
    14:16 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about letting the Chinese government castrate all males in mainland China?

    //best regards from Shanghai
    //i got porn, and i got my stupid little life
    //copyright infringement is bad

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    Comment by arek
    03:04 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they dont like pron because the people get aroused, arousal procures relationships realtionships procure children, children procure dead bodies.
    as in the population is too great, not enough room for more children, and due to the large infanticide rate, they dont want any more international media footage of dead infants along the roadsides and in thier rivers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:50 25/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    怎么可能封得完 色狼们自然有办法找的

    貌似这边很多懂中文的?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:44 22/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So wait. The country known for the most people fucking (They have the largest population, after all) is actually concerned about censoring porn? That's just sort of ironic imo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:45 11/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *facepalm* why do we tolerate China, again?

    Avatar of HentaiInRealLifeIsNotAwesome
    09:18 04/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Google, haven for searching for everything, don't try to take their rights away bastards

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    Comment by Keigami
    10:41 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol Oh China... When will you learn? The internet IS porn

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:26 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Google china even says this when doing that tiananmen search:

    据当地法律法规和政策,部分搜索结果未予显示

    An automated translation:
    "According to the local laws and regulations and the policy, the part search result did not show".

    Way to go, google.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:21 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not only would google be nigh on impossible to censor, you only get porn if you search for it.

    Comment by weaponofmd
    04:19 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, google's foreign website search just got shut down earlier today. Which means people in China can not use google to search any websites outside of China.

    Comment by weaponofmd
    04:17 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a well coordinated attack by the Chinese government. On sina.com and 163.com two web portals,comments defending google got deleted, only comments praising the government remain there. So, on those two websites, with over 8000-9000 comments about this google issue on each website, only less than 100 comments remain.
    Net users in China also found out in one TV news piece about this google thing, one guy pretended to be a student actually works for the television station.
    垃圾共产党,新时代的焚书坑儒和文字狱。

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    Comment by chad001
    03:35 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ....feminazis again.... well, we ALL know how this will end, first, youtube blocked china, now china will lose google, if that happens.. .well, china is screwed...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol it only shows up with you type it or disable safe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    China saw what is happening in Iran, and is frightened.

    On a tangent, are there any Iranian anime fans?

    Comment by abort-retry-fail
    08:22 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are all like eunichs..

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    07:19 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Google is a Search engine like every other search engine it provides a data base of websites.China can not force Google to censor there information thats like asking a Dog to get a stick from a tree.

    You don't like porn then how come your people are searching for porn on there website?

    Comment by Zero
    21:00 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "In other news, searching for information on the Tiananmen Square “massacre” of 1989 (六四事件), where according to evil Western propaganda PLA units slaughtered thousands of unarmed students, reveals only a few pictures of harmless men in suits on Google China, whilst Google’s other sites mysteriously carry tens of thousands of images of protestors and barricades."

    why im not surprice here?

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    Comment by Ryoko
    18:41 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Perhaps China should just ban the internet altogether.

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    Comment by basilio
    18:52 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they do that, how will we ever get all those pirated/cracked games to download?

    Comment by Firo
    18:58 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... back to good old school mail? :D

    Comment by bgsm
    01:36 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they have a problem with Google then just don't use it. Seems that they don't want to freakin' Google it. ._.

    Comment by Waterfall Towers (The Envoy)
    21:05 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And if they ban email (to outside China)?

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    Comment by fatimmortal
    18:44 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    China without porn, won't make it's government any less disgusting than it already is.

    Comment by R
    Comment by baidu^^
    18:41 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    实际上是国产的“百度”借官方之手,抢占中国搜索引擎的份额,有点头脑的人 几乎都明白百度这一卑鄙的行为……

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    translation: it's just a ploy by baidu to gain more market share, anyone with a brain (in china, i would assume) knows that baidu's behind this despicable attack

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:39 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    eh this doesnt sound like anything thats not expected from a government heavy country. Now if you said the US was going to ban pornz...

    Shit would go downtown like a clown >=l

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    Comment by basilio
    18:51 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't... turn... off... SafeSearch...

    And I don't feel like logging into China Google.

    Comment by another anon
    18:22 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they are just trying to save face while call themselves people guardian.

    Comment by Firo
    18:56 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, they should ban themselves, lol...

    Also, way to go, g00gle! >_>

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    Comment by QnWorks
    18:19 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why am I not a bit surprised? :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:17 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aww man Artefact why did you destroy my comment. Meanie.

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    Comment by Artefact

    Because you are a worthless FPer and headed towards a ban.

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    Comment by xSASxZaros
    18:29 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artefact 1 - Anonymous 0

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    22:44 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anonymous might be legion, but Artefact's power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

    Avatar of Zepher
    Comment by Zepher
    18:40 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am also not an anon-e-moose.

    Avatar of Zepher
    Comment by Zepher
    18:55 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I did not rage, my good sir.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:49 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol @ fper rage.

    Comment by xatm092
    18:38 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    more like Artefact 50 - Anonymous 0

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    Comment by Deth
    18:33 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    (for clarification)

    @xSASxZaros: ~ I concur

    Avatar of 桂 言葉  死
    Comment by Deth
    18:31 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ~ concur

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:30 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, it's what I get for trying to emulate timid anime girls who just won something on the first post.

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    Comment by XIII
    20:10 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artefact 9001 - 0 Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:25 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jeez man, sorry.

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    Comment by jj
    01:10 20/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think this warrants a PWNED.





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