$4,000,000 Hymen Unbroken as Buyer Backs Out


The 22-year-old California virgin who auctioned off her virginity and somehow managed to drum up a bid of $3.8 million faces disappoint as her buyer has sheepishly backed out of the deal after his wife objected to his profligacy.

The prostitute, going by the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan, was smugly on the verge of becoming a millionaire thanks to her shameless hawking of herself online, with no small assistance rendered by the media.

However, only days ago her dreams were punctured when the buyer, a 38-year-old Australian real estate mogul, told her he would have to renege on the deal, as his wife objected to him bedding virgins for millions.

Just why he entered into the deal without first dealing with this matter is not clear, though it is perhaps not nearly as mystifying as why he did not simply elope to a South East Asian country in order to find a more reasonably priced hymen there.

He even had the temerity to ask for his $250,000 deposit back, and even more astonishingly actually received it.

The hymen’s owner seems distinctly unamused at being denied her easy money: “I told him to go back into marriage therapy.”

The young lady is now back where she started, and is putting herself back on the market. Just what price she will fetch remains to be seen.


Via the NY Post.

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    Comment by maxchain
    03:18 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What a terrible wife. She could've at least strong-armed the two of them into making it a threesome she could brag about, but NOOOOOOOOO.

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    Comment by Muzaffar
    03:23 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, she got screwed!!!
    Would've been easier if she tried posing for Playboy. =P

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:29 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy over-rated sex Batman! I mean, 1: she's not horrible looking, but she's damn sure not $4,000,000 good looking 2: Virgins are kinda over-rated, lol

    Comment by mi
    07:38 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that certainly need to be taxed
    because she's not selling herself for study


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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    07:36 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I imagine her rejection call went something like this:

    Comment by Jigsy
    02:22 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somehow I don't believe that she's a virgin.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why would anybody want to spend so much money to screw her? She doesn't even look like a virgin... More like a porn star.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I the only one that thinks she has huge feet in that last pic?

    Comment by liveevil
    22:28 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He found out she was really a he that had a sex change operation.

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    Comment by CS
    03:07 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unless she also had a hymen surgically constructed for such a use as this...

    Oh, maybe that's it. She wanted such a high price to fill up the loans she took out for the meds and surgeries. And she didn't want to enter the college until she could change her legal gender (though I can't remember if SRS is a prerequisite for that in Cali or not). SUDDENLY ALL THE PUZZLE PIECES FALL INTO PLACE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, she's working on a masters, so I think she's been in a college before...

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    Comment by basilio
    00:44 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She is only JUST acceptable due to the fact that she has like an inch of make-up and a few hours of photoshop on her face. I wouldn't pay to screw her. She would have to pay me.

    Looking at her appearance, I thought she would be quite loose. I think she had hymen reconstruction surgery.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, to me the makeup itself almost adds to her undesirability (?) The tanning salon-colored skin, the fake nails that look more like talons... I don't get why any of this crap is considered hot. I see plenty of other girls who look like that, too. It's so bad I think I might be in danger of turning gay.

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    Comment by basilio
    02:41 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha don't worry, I'm straight and I don't get turned on by this either. When I say "JUST acceptable," I meant in terms of whether I will actually allow myself to have any contact with her sexually. Not that I want to.

    Comment by Alaudia
    01:15 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OPEN BOX ALREADY, you wont get the same price anymore~

    Comment by slayer545-sama
    20:43 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    00:47 03/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, if you hate humanity that much, that's easily rectified. Fellate a loaded gun, with the safety off and you're bound to go to a better place.

    Comment by Mike Abundo
    15:27 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pimpin' ain't easy.

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    Comment by Unknown
    13:52 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, I'm going to agree with the "3D pig disgusting" crowd here.

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    Comment by asianprostitute1500
    11:34 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It would be awesome if someone raeped her causing all her effort sell her virginity to go to waste.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 02/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why would this whore return the money? The john wasted her time, therefore he must compensate the whore. That's now it works.

    And the john, his wife must have one hell of a nasty prenuptial agreement on file, in order to stick with some loser, who'd pay nearly 4million for sex.

    I hope she dies of cervical cancer and he contracts the AIDS virus.

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    Comment by Amadeviant
    13:43 17/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't keep up with that story but with a multi-million deal, I'm sure she could reinstate the auction. If she got the money, she wouldn't go through school, she would go shopping, like every dumb female using her body for material gain. I still have a hard time believing a whore is worth that much money, even if she does come from a long line of whores. Oh, flamers, shut it, people aren't saying your country is crap, they're saying there is an elevated level of prostitution which is TRUE. Debauchery comes with unbalance. It isn't your fault, it's mostly Americans and satellite gov'ts around the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:47 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She must be found and reaped...or raped.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aw, poor baby doesn't get to be a millionaire for her first lay, which would probably suck shit anyways because a girl losing her virginity would be in more pain than anything probably and also have little to no sexual experience.

    I hope that no one picks up the seconds, even if they aren't sloppy. And I think that the guy probably just made up the story about his wife being mad after he realized what a fucking stupid price that is to pay for one night of sex.

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    Comment by Aardy
    20:44 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to see a guy auction off his verginity, and get 3 mill.

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    Comment by Zomb1e13
    15:14 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is no such thing as a "Californian virgin." They are all whores at birth.

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    Comment by Jira
    05:19 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL! My thoughts exactly....

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet she uses the "technical virgin" excuse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:10 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the girl gov eli of NY had was like 5000 dollars an hour or a day. she was completely banging and also raised as a high class escort girl, who was only to be used by single or few customers. and she was totally hot but in any case ew 3D pigs.

    Comment by M I N N
    15:12 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got half the mind to go rape her so this shit ends XD LOL

    Comment by fxc2
    15:21 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man. Imagine raping that. I know the price wouldn't affect the quality one bit, but it'd be somewhat pleasing to know that the whore doesn't get rich by just by looks and stupidity. Although it would be just as pleasing to rob the idiot who was ready to pay 4 mill. Jesus...

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    Comment by Knives
    15:47 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i thought Phili had cheaper bitches??? onli 5 dollars lolz......

    the guy bidding should get a life .... its so easy getting a virgin ... for free XDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:58 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hes a married mogul in austrailia...read.

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    15:30 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who wouldnt spend that much money to take a girls virginity...

    Now if only she was a loli and a tsundere...

    Comment by fxc2
    15:54 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You clearly aren't aware how this wicked World works my friend. First promise her 4 mill for a fuck. Then raep her and don't give her a cent. Then send 4 mills to Cambodian street kids so they can get to school. Then in trial she would be degraded as a whore and you as a kindhearted man who occasionally forgets to pay this and that...

    Now if only she was a loli and a tsundere...

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    Comment by Anon B
    08:42 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by maru
    14:48 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL trolled?

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    Comment by “KIRA SHOCK”!!(Sissy Kenshiro)
    15:17 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That guy got "RICK TROLLED".(insert 80s music)

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    Comment by “KIRA SHOCK”!!(Sissy Kenshiro)
    15:24 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't mean to be crude but $4 million for your hymen?*spit* Get REAL girl!*puff cigar*

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    Comment by Obsidian
    15:47 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I concur.
    Stupid bitch can't trick my homie.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's still a virgin?
    I think that's more shocking to me than the fact that he won't do her anymore

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    Comment by zecks_marquise
    03:01 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah she is rotten, i bet he backed out when he saw her in the flesh. just look at her feet. they are so big it looks like she is wearing two canoes!

    Comment by Yangth
    14:47 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My thoughts exactly -___-

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    have you both seen the make-up-less, not shopped version of her? guess not...

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    Comment by basilio
    00:35 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anonymous after solace: I think what solace meant is that even with all that makeup and photoshop, she is still butt ugly.

    Comment by NonAnon
    14:55 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    heh he must have changed his mind after seeing how butt ugly she really is without all the shitload of makeup and photoshop....

    4 Millions, for christ's sake, it's unimaginable what some ppl are ready to pay for.

    if you got that much money, donate it to poor ppl in Africa, it'll save gazillions of lives.

    Rich assholes.

    Comment by Chen
    18:05 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Africa has proven to be rather reticent to positive change no matter how much money you pump into it."

    Well,... they didn't get revenge on the apartheit-thingie, so I have respect for parts of Africa. Great respect. I mean... they were considered less than human and still didn't get back on those damn racists. But yeah, parts of Africa isn't the whole country, so I can understand your point Mr. Anon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:58 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Between the before and the after picture, I'll go with the one that has the makeup on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:00 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And in other parts of Africa they really hate the hell out of each other and kill kill kill. ex. Hutu-Tutsi, Hema-Lendu.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:04 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather spend it on the virgin. Africa has proven to be rather reticent to positive change no matter how much money you pump into it.

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    Comment by solace
    17:11 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait a minute, you think all that makeup and photoshop actually makes her look attractive? ?_?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:49 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hence the word "scandalist" on the second pic, LOL.

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    Comment by KajunBowser
    15:52 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Alas, one multi-million cherry goes unpopped. The record is now 2-1 for team 3B4y virgins.

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