Uber Otaku Melonpan Abandons Otaku Ways
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 30, 2009 08:48 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dakimakura, Otaku, Switzerland
Mega-otaku Melonpan, famed for his dakimakura fondling and dating a Nia dakimakura, appears to have some inner turmoil regarding his hobbies and has announced his separation from posters, figures, dakimakura, pantsu, moe and anything else that stands as proof of his once-proud otaku-ness.
Given Melonpan’s dubious status as one of the most identifiable foreign otaku in existence, his departure will surely be met with disappointment by many.
Melonpan made his original post on his blog last month (Out of Moe) which contained his announcement that the otaku “spirit” has left him and that everything otaku related, save his DVDs, are destined for sale or the trash bin, though at the time it was not taken too seriously.
That was followed up earlier this week by Out of Moe 2, which contained more of the same, including comments that otaku act like “little girls” and several other disparaging remarks.
This appears to not just be idle talk from the once great otaku, as the photos accompanying his two posts will attest:
Quite the painful sight…
At least we will always have the wonderful Nia date and dakimakura raep to remember.


























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What kind of otaku has an Xbox?...
an otaku actually grew up!... it only took him 40+ years to do it.
probably tired of jacking off.
easy " xbox " has a lot of hentai pic and Sexy pose that you can see from playing DOA: 1~4 +extreme ..ect .. as long as you have the MOD for it. a real pure 100% otaku should know this info.
This is fucking old news from April. He confirmed it was a hoax that he used some of his cheapest items
i don't even want to think what he'd do to his ex .. if he ever gets one in the first place. ^^;
????..??
Shit, at least post some of that stuff to me.
The OTAKU feeling can always come back and make you feel bad for what you did.
I think he's gonna make a figma figure out of that Rin lol.
Seriously give us some of that Otaku stuff, sell it to us!
God damn him, that Rin costs 7000 yen or more nowadays! He should have sold it, not ruin it, it's a rare item...
Well, it seems he was just joking, but joking or not, he's obviously a bit touched in the head. I don't buy the reason for defiling Rin figures, but the posters are another story. Why bin perfectly good posters just because you are tired of them? Rin deserved better in this area.
I've thrown out bootleg figures (mostly because they're too crappy or too expensive to send overseas), but to destroy them first? A bit of a lack of sanity there, old boy...
reminds me of densha otoko
he should just give those away~
i wanna have the saber figure~ :c
i read on DC that it was one of his many tricks.
Some people take this stuff WAAAAAY too far
All the money he's losing, how dumb... Why not just sell everything?
poor fag, probably found a girl he liked but once she found out about his secret hardcore otaku-ness, went maniac.
What a douche.
"LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE!"
WHAT A SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a douchebag nerd.. the tohsaka rin figurine was such a waste...
Whatever his reasons are, i wish him a painful end.
Melonpan! Say it ain't so!
it ain't so!
noooooooooooooooooooo
Sad uber-otaku is sad.
~ Picture 4 says it all...
He could just sold it not destroy and throw most of it.
Also, what he did, he wasted a lot of money, I'm sure on it
Good plan! Break all of your stuff so nobody else can use it! Consumer whore.
Stupid ¬¬ throwing everthing you collected your whole life in the garbage, like it doesn't mean nothing to you. You should at least donate to someone or sell the stuff for a bigger cause...
German Anonymous here: Don't worry guise, he trolled.
i think it's good that he's moving on. u can't live like that forever.
FUCK YOU!!!
first off, the guy having all of that shit in the first place was just sad and creepy.
as if that wasn't evidence enough, the pictures above clearly show what a huge moron he is. he could have sold ALL of that shit and made some profit as i'm sure that many of his figures and posters are hard to come by in any decent condition. but no, he decides to throw a tantrum and just destroy everything, and take pictures (how subtle!). apparently he's a spoiled rich kid or something, cuz if you've actually busted your ass working for the money that it takes to purchase all of that shit, you aren't just going to destroy it. unless you're the sort of person who would just set fire to a big huge pile of cash.
fucking asshole is an attention whore anyway. why else would he have posted any of the pics of himself, his collection, and it's eventual destruction in the first place?
it's very appropriate that he's using a little kid's toy tractor to dispose of one of his pillows, this guy has the emotional maturity of a retarded 5 year old.
ITT: obvious drama play in session.
attention whore much? This guy is such acting like such a drama queen that its disgusting.
Jesus Christ.....this faggot is
getting the attention he was asking
for.
Stop feeding into his lame ass pranks.
It was all false and a cry for attention.
Well I hope he does coz he made me sick once when he was showing off those elephant undies. Shit I really hate that day.
i bet its a prank
But drilling on Asuka's "snizz" is to much for prank!
(Squinting eyes, getting near to the monitor)Oh my bad it's Tosaka not Asuka!
I KNEW IT!!!!! He's german.
I only had to look at the face and the tractor to find out (OMG the tractor). Shield on the trash bin is proof.
So what?
So forget everything you know about value of life, this man doesn't know what you're talking about. Forget about the show, that's all it is about. Only german people can have a passion and not want to admit it, or make some lame show like this to prove they "stopped being an otaku" (LOL) because:
"so was gibt's bei uns nicht"
yeah, you can resume the german's meaning of life with this single phrase.
Anyway, the hole proves he still IS a pervert, or that he badly needs a real girl...
This show surely is meant to attract some girl in particular? He'll stop being an otaku for her (LOL bis), marry her, buy her a Mercedes, and she'll leave him. If not, then the lucky one will have a boring life.
TRACTOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
M.
I think he either was close to getting laid first time, but failed, either he's seriously in love with real woman. That perfectly would explain his crazy behavior. There are few otakus that, after all, begins to understand the value of the real life and real relationships when reaching quite a mature age.
Sorry, but my trollan radar is maximum. I'm not buying this DRAMA.
This bastard makes me sick...
There are some disturbed persons out there....
Why ther hell must you destroy or trow away some things?
You could just sell it... or keep it to remind you of what you once were.
Weak minded it seems
fucking idiot
what a waste of fucking money
fuck
He probably somehow got a girlfriend who was disgusted by his hobby. So either his hobby or some lovin. I personally would dump said bitch and find a cute otaku loving girl. They are out there my friends!! Do not give up!!!
sounds like the very familiar Train Man.
"Densha Otoko i presumed?"
Amen to that,if someone really loves you they have to accept who truely are. Man i will break up with my partner if they can't get along with my hobbies!