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A Prague health clinic is offering free breast enlargement surgery as an incentive to female nurse hires.

The understaffed Iscare clinic will offer the surgery, or alternatively liposuction treatment, if nurses sign on for a three-year contract. The clinic was also looking for secretaries and doctors, though it is expected any new hires that are male will take the latter surgery, if any.

A manager at the clinic has called the free perk a success, as the clinic has already had to turn many away from seeking employment with them since the offer was announced.

The clinic charges over $5,000 for breast enlargement surgery, which would otherwise be three months wages for a nurse at Iscare.

The Czech Republic has been losing many health care professionals trained in the country to other Western European nations with greater benefit offers for employees.

Some may hope other Czech medical institutions will adopt similar business practices, as the health care system is in need of approximately 6,000 new nurses among other badly needed staff, although it remains to be seen whether there is a sufficiently large population of nurses insecure over the size of their busts for this to be a success.

Perhaps more important than the effect on nurse retention is the possibility of attracting male customers with the promise of busty nurses…

Via The Australian.

In China, some have already taken to plastic surgery procedures to gain an edge on job applications, so there seems to be potential for profitable overlap here?


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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:24 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a citizen of Czech Republic Iam surprised about this.. I never expected something like his would happlen here. Also our health-care system is seriously broken and many people critize it. But in this case it seems to be specialised institute for assisted reproduction and plastic surgery, so they can afford it.
    Also its not 5000$ but acording to current excange ratio something around 4000$. And in 3 months is meant with average wage, if you cont normal expenditures you get over a year and maybe much more..

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:59 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So you guys don't have free universal health care, like UK? lol, actually I've never even looked it up myself before

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_health_care

    wow, a lot fewer countries than I thought, especially in Europe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:03 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    whoops, should have clicked on Europe instead of just looking at that list on the left, lol. Looks like the majority of countries do, including Czech Republic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:25 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Taky o tomhle slysim poprvy, ale co, aspon se tu situaci snazi nejak vyresit XD

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    Comment by Matteas
    03:28 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And the method they apply to solve the situation is very interesting XD
    However, this is blashemy. They go against the will of Pettan God.
    btw. lol, speaking with Czech on Sankaku. I have never imagined such a thing could happen.

    Comment by Kamenoshi
    23:26 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My thoughts EXACTLY!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    $5000 for a surgery? The plastic surgeons there must get paid pretty well. Too bad I went into anesthesiology...should have picked plastic when I had the chance.

    Comment by anon
    12:56 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, I'm feeling like pulling some hair-brained scheme into checking into this place myself, lol. Forget the implant stuff, It's not like I'm gonna get to fuck them or make them my waifus, or even get to see them topless or do a strip dance :P I just find the idea of being surrounded by busty nurses very very hot. Hopefully the uniforms are adjusted to adapt to this aesthetic improvement as well ;)

    There's no chance I want to go to Japan anymore, Europe is where the sexy is really at. And I'm tired of feeling like the society around me sees sex and nudity as a dirty, naughty, blasphemous thing anyways.

    Comment by numpang lewat
    18:03 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for me, it's kinda disgusting y'know whem u go to hospital and all the nurses there have undergone implants.

    Prefer natural oppai's :D

    Comment by Clancy
    18:41 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I, as a woman, believe that it's a good idea. I definetely want to be a nurse if I can get free cosmetic surgery. Fuck you feminists.

    Comment by blue_blue
    01:11 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Either you're not really a woman, or you're the smartest woman in the world, ma'am.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Give someone what they want + make it free = SUCCESS

    It is a scientifically proven formula. This is just more evidence added to the pile.

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    Comment by Meido_Guy
    01:28 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn you Czech people killing our DFC girls ! >_<
    Besides fake boobs are just fugly...
    *rages*

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funny that so many are disgusted by talk of implants here but then go on to praise galleries apparently full of them.

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    Comment by CC
    16:06 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's the pornstars that made us hate them as they usually got the "2 disks slapped onto a chest" look, as opposed to silicones that give a natural look.

    At least I take it that you posted thinking like that and not because you're thinking any asian with a cup size over a C obtained them trough unnatural means.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:56 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then why assume that these girls, when/if they get their implants, will take the two shoved disks look rather than the more natural look? In fact I rarely see that old 90s silicone discs under the skin look anymore. None of UK's top busty models seem to have it, for instance.

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    Comment by CC
    20:11 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cause you can't with certainty distinguish them from the real deal (even less so with only a photo to go by)?
    So you just unknowingly admire them ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:43 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "14 YEAR OLD BOY COMMITS ACCIDENTAL SUICIDE AFTER ATTEMPT TO GET HOSPITALIZED BY SEXY CLINIC"

    Sankaku - predicting future catastrophes daily

    Comment by Falos
    12:51 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Should've studied and become a frog-faced doctor

    Comment by Arehexes
    08:26 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Great now another fem group is gonna go on and on about this.

    Comment by Chris
    08:31 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't really see why. If a male nurse takes the job, he'd also have the option of liposuction. It's "free plastic surgery with 3 year contract"...

    ... Kinda reminds me of cell phone contracts. lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What would a male nurse get?

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    Comment by sunshinesan
    08:51 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    penis enlargement?

    Comment by bolt
    11:21 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lipo.. so suction off that beer gut to be more appeiling to the breast enhanced!

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    Comment by LOKI
    07:51 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow i can't even think of sumthing smart to say about this

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then think of something stupid. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like boobies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:48 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nurses, is i like, boobs, yes, nao.

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    Comment by Deviant Discordian
    13:22 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's not stupid, boobs are great.

    Comment by Brook
    07:50 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hospitals + porn industry.

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    Comment by ThatGuyWithTheBalls
    00:14 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    = Heaven

    Dude that is awesome...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:18 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    cant wait for the next plastic surgery incentive :D hahalol

    Comment by korosora
    12:51 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dickgirls?
    ...

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    16:02 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for face... isn't beautiful busty nurse good?

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    Comment by SyaoranLi
    10:47 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hospitals + porn industry = Paradise Sexual Medic

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Great, I'll do this

    Comment by Storm Wing
    11:52 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hawt nurse is HAWT! XD

    Comment by korosora
    12:51 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BEST. IDEA. EVER.
    I applaud and idolize the man who came up with this idea.
    Bravo sir, bravo.

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    16:00 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Personally I like natural breasts more than fake but if the girl is totally flat then i guess fake is better...
    Flat < Fake < Small < Medium < Huge <3

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    Comment by KajunBowser
    13:12 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Free market thinking @ its best.

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    Comment by jj
    10:18 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Much better, 2nd-to-last anon. Many thanks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    where do you get a 2D dick anon

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Small > Flat > Medium >>>>>>>>>> Fake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Huge

    I fixteded that for you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like large breasts SOMETIMES.

    Often they're pretty disgusting though.

    I will generally accept most smaller breast sizes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:49 01/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @King of Hentai Gods
    What? But it's delicious flat chest...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:10 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How can you call yourself the King of Hentai Gods if you cannot accept ALL chest sizes?

    Personally, I prefer breasts to be natural, but as long as I don't know...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:48 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would sooo stick my 2-D dick in her 2-D vagina! It's not the nurse, it's the outfit that's so fuckably hot!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:01 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡

    Comment by neonshadows
    14:29 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Comment by jj
    10:20 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    IT'S A TRAP!





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