Penis Puppet Man Arrested
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 27, 2009 09:15 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Chikan, Crime, Drugs, Exhibitionism, Penis Abuse, USA, Washington
A man who used his penis to hold an exhibitionistic puppet show has been arrested for indecent exposure.
The 44-year-old man was reported one morning by concerned residents of a Washington state apartment complex after they witnessed him standing over an air conditioner intake wearing nothing but an unbuttoned shirt and a piece of string.
He had apparently tied the string to his penis, and was “manipulating his penis … like a puppet.”
Police arrived and found him still toying with his penile marionette, prompting them to arrest him.
The man was charged after it emerged he had two prior convictions for similar offences, and incarcerated as he could not meet bail conditions of $25,000.
Police found a small quantity of methamphetamine in his possession at the time of arrest, along with a pornographic magazine…
Via UPI.
His penis at least appears to have survived its ordeal unscathed…
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$25,000
wtf?
Playing with your penis in public is expensive in the states.
"His penis at least appears to have survived its ordeal unscathed…"
BLASPHEMY! Thats impossible! This is Sankaku Complex! We all know that anything penis realated ends badly! >:)
well, this guy is sick
the title and picture actually made me imagine a guy cutting off others guys' penises to make puppets out of them ....
must mean I have been exposed to too many cut-off-penis-stories as of lately ....
So how long until Warren Ellis writes about this?
Did they take his Johnny away?
Good old meth.
nxt time jigoku shoujo got hell girl vs hell pervert xD
Recently I started thinking that the news are searched after the images were obtained.
Wow. Just Wow.
$25,000 is a pretty harsh punishment for a guy just doing a bad joke.
Reminds me of one of those snake puppet toys you can buy for kids.
LOL I wonder how many people was filming his acts and for how long, before calling a police, I'am almost sure it will show up somwhere in internet XD
Did they put handcuffs on his puppet too?
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers Band got away with "Cocks on Socks"....
Am expecting a how to puppet play using penis article in the coming.
its funnier than always there is a picture that fits the new
Ahahahaha~
I live in washington. 8D
This amuses me.
This reminds of something I saw on HBO a few years ago... two "penis origami" artists on HBO a few years ago. This was actually quite extraordinary stuff where they twisted and manipulated their junk into artistic shapes. It was rather amazing and not at all erotic.
...probably not the case here, though.
for a moment there i thought there will be 'tazing' going on XD
"dont taze me bro!!!"
Hmm...
I'm wondering what was (actually) on the other end of the string? ~ an actual puppet?
~ (and) ~ if so... who was watching performance? (if any?)
If he was in his house, wouldn't that make the people who reported him peeping toms? =/
From the sounds of it he wasn't in his apartment. If he was standing over an air conditioning INTAKE he would be outside.
And technically if you are exposing yourself through an open window it is still indecent exposure.
LOL the picture is so appropriate
thats what i thought lol
"His penis at least appears to have survived its ordeal unscathed…"
Good thing he's not in Russia.
LOL was thinking the same thing.
Great mind think alike. (^0^)
Rofl, first thing that came to my mind too. Perhaps such kind of performance hasn't appeared yet in Russia, who knows what unfortunate accident would have happened.
lucky him for his penis did not attempt to sue him
LOL one eyed snake show
What kind of pornographic magazine…
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Puppet strings fetish?
the one eye puppet show
LOL
The children knew that even though Mr. One Eye was funny to watch – he wouldn’t be much fun to eat with. Phil knew that Mr. One Eye wouldn’t have many friends. He wouldn’t like to be like Mr. One Eye.
"Sesame Street Big Bird" anyone?
holyshit...
this i believe should be included in you porn tube
hmmm
Atleast he wasn't a ventriloquist
"John they call me"
Police run away from an exibitionist throwing rocks half-assedly, but when theres an exibitionist with strings, they go in for the arrest.
That story involved the *Japanese* police. This one involves American police.
weirdo lol
Weirdo indeed
lol indeed
Cap'n one-eye'd like to play with the audience..