Father Arrested for Buying Prostitute for Virgin Son

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A father who attempted to procure a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s virginity had the singular misfortune to proposition an undercover police woman, who promptly arrested him for attempting to have his son have sex with a harlot.

The man (42), a Polish resident of the UK, apparently had it in mind to relieve his son of his virginity with the aid of a common prostitute, and the son apparently agreed.

He soon took his son out for a spot of curb-crawling on night, and approaching a likely looking lady asked the boy “Will she do?”, to which came the answer “Yes.”

The father then commenced haggling with the lady over the price, but was soon interrupted by the arrival of the local constabulary, who promptly revealed the strumpet to be nothing but part of a sting operation.

Finding himself in court, he could only shamefully admit the charges, and received leniency in the form of a 10 month suspended sentence.

The judge chided him thus:

You have a duty of care towards your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not to break him in to sex by way of a prostitute.

Via Heaven.


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    Comment by Tim
    12:10 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Awesome dad.

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    Comment by Nochegame
    12:10 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish to buy a loli as in the manga Toriko Aigan Shoujo :3

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    Comment by MaidNiac
    20:58 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks a lot for the 'recommendation',mate~ ;3

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:32 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's a good father..

    Comment by ANON
    11:36 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Comment by asianprostitute1500
    2009-05-17 10:56:34 Report

    ...
    Then again, no one usually cares about my opinion….."

    Captain Obvious says.

    Comment by coco
    12:48 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dad was just helping to relieve his sons sexual frustration. I feel sorry for both of them. ;_;

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is nobody else even mildly disturbed by the armpit hair on the girl in the cover picture?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:56 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    erm, in a way, it kind of makes it hotter :O Kind of adds to the "mature woman" aspect.

    It's not that much anyway... in fact I didn't notice it till I read your post. Maybe it's bug me more if her arm was lifted and you could see it more/all

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    bah, society. If kids are doing it with other kids or are fapping their loads out to pictures on the internet all day, why can't kids want to do it with older women too?

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    Comment by Artefact

    Are you mildly disturbed by your own armpit hair?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:42 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am. I'm always wondering if I should trim it. Sometimes I think that if I had a significant other I'd ask her what she thought about it... I'd gladly trim or even shave it if she wanted :3

    Comment by halotoo
    15:55 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This just goes to say,when it come to sex advise dad are the best option.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:46 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've read many times that this wasn't so unheard of in Europe. I've even seen a European movie or two where it happened or almost happened. I've seen one where a kid's mother, who's a prostitute, get's her prostitute friend to take her son's virginity, like it was just ushering in his manhood... I think the movie was "Mama Roma" or something. It's kind of old, but it's a pretty good movie.

    The only reason I'd be against this is if the woman wasn't hot (lol), and because I'm not so into the idea of prostitutes. It's better to be able to find your own woman who you want to give your virginity to, someone you get to know and is not a complete stranger. But then, it seems like casual sex happens all the time these days with a ton of people anyways. So, whatever, I think a 14 year old can decide if he wants to wait or if he just wants to give it up to a prostitute... though he should know about his options first and what he could loose/gain, he should be taught about all of that and understand that. Some people don't make a big deal out of their virginity like others and I think either way is ok, it's their own choice. He should understand that he could get emotionally attached to a woman even from a one night stand.

    I just wish that if a boy that has gone through puberty and is fortunate enough to make good friends with a younger girl or an older woman and has consensual sex with her that it would be seen as ok by society.

    And the father may have been stupid or wrong, but I don't think he deserved to go to jail for it. He got pretty damn unlucky though... if he had gone with anyone else the kid would have scored by now and life would have gone the same on for everyone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:10 27/11/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    he didn't go to jail. suspended sentence

    Comment by Guardian of Ryu
    13:25 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How come virginity cannot be preserved until marriage?
    Teen nowadays..

    Comment by NotAnonymous
    13:31 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Honestly, don't police have better things to do than set up prostitute stings?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hehe my dad did asked me about it when I was 15 but I said no. Didn't tell him the reason tho. Can't exactly tell him my first sex sessions were with my 17-yr old 2nd cousin. She's hot and I wasn't able to control myself. But still... its safe than with a prostitute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh wow, high five my man... high five :O

    Comment by Torelma
    06:54 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it isn't necessarily safer if the said second cousin falls pregnant with a 3-headed retard.... then you'll only end up on jerry springer with other social cases ><

    Comment by Game8910
    14:23 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    incest over prostitutes, keep aiming higher son

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im 22 and still a virgin... i wouldn't mind if my dad buy me a prostitute... is god damn time...

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    Comment by ChonnyD
    10:05 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Buy your own? You're old enough for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:19 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im a poor basement dweller...

    Comment by halotoo
    15:49 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let me get you a fallout chick

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    Comment by ChonnyD
    09:18 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wimps... MY dad rented me one for my 10th birthday. That was after a birthday party at Mcdonalds, including playing in the ball pit with all of my friends.

    GENTLEMEN

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    Comment by asianprostitute1500
    10:56 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In my opinion, it's pretty pathetic to lose your virginity to a prostitute. Then again, no one usually cares about my opinion.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:18 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like how your name is "asianprostitute1500".

    Comment by coco
    12:50 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's far better to lose your virginity to a prostitute than to remain a virgin for the rest of your life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:58 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But then the earlier you do that, the less chance you have to find out if you could have lost your virginity to a non-prostitute, even if you beleive you're a person that, at least at the moment, no one would want to fuck.

    You'd think that with all the sexual teasing men get as boys, especially otaku, that most of them would be more invigorated to try and better themselves to be a more appealing creature to the opposite sex. Otaku wouldn't be so stereotypically ugly if many of them didn't ignore the absolute benefits of sleep, sun, hygiene, healthy food, and exercise. I'm one of them that does.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:00 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I suppose you've never heard of STDs... There's no way I'd fuck a hooker even if I was the one getting paid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:55 24/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I suppose you've never heard of condoms.

    Comment by blehbu
    10:25 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmm nice dad ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:29 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah, looks like I'm repeating a couple of statements here today because they didn't go through a few hours ago when I posted them.

    I may be a lolicon and shotacon and all that. But I believe in the age of consent. 14 years old is too young to be doing that. And to a prostitute is certainly not the way to go about losing your virginity.

    I agree with the fact the father is being punish.

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    Comment by Teacherzpet
    16:08 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather it be that both my parents were more open, comfortable, and informative about sex from when I was a kid and were ok and understanding enough to let me explore my sexuality and didn't cover my eyes during nudity or sex scenes during movies.

    I bet a lot of families are like that in places like Norway and Poland and other European countries, though. I bet this father as well was totally ok with his kid viewing porn. Hell, places like that have public strip shows and lap dances in front of family audiences.

    Comment by J
    22:24 25/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't mind having a dad who would like to buy a prostitute for me

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:26 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if my dad was like this i would quit life.
    i expect someone that will give me pointers of how to avoid STDs (and the unsavory world the prostitutes are part of), not to sponsor dissemination of STDs into the body of his son.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 19/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ok, with all these comments I'm starting to beleive everyone or nearly everyone who has ever fucked a prostitute got an STD.

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    Comment by jkc
    22:36 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the father just wanted to relieve his son from his heat. at 14 hes hormones are raging

    ne1 see russel peters' skit about his dad? LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 24/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let everyone do as they please, damn! That guy wasn't going to die for doing that! Now he has a mental trauma because his father was arrested!! DAMN. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN ANY COUNTRY. I WANNA BE FREE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:44 24/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stupid morals, stupid laws!!! What are they, humans or computers? Let this pass, dammit!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:13 06/05/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I fail to see the issue. She wasnt a whore. She was a fake. You cant get charged for faking something. Charge him after he's banged her... and Why is that a big deal anyway? Sex for money...boo hoo! Lets stop others fun cause we have nothing better to do... As long as he taught him to where a condom, it shouldnt be an issue. The father knows what he's doing, he'll know if he used protection, and he's trying to help someone who needs money while getting his son the sex he needs. I dont see the issue...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 25/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just imagine what the police woman was dressed like. Interesting.. maybe I should become a policeman.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 22/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My father died when I was 8 and my mother became worried when I was 17 that I was still a virgin and was afraid I might turn gay because I had no girlfriend. She, without my knowledge, hooked me up with her friend who was also her workout partner at aerobics classes. My mom had me go over to her place to do some chores in her basement and all we did was make out with no sex the first day. She calls me back and wants me to come over the next weekend for the whole weekend when her kids and husband would be out of town. She was very kind and gentle toward me and it was very nice way to lose my virginity. We did it a few times after, even when I got a girlfriend, so that I would not pressure my GF too much.

    I did not know about my mother's part in this until I was 30 and she confessed to the whole thing, telling me that it was really my older sister's idea so that I could be like others and not be so much a slave to my hormones. My older sister wanted to have me do it with one of her friends, but my mother thought it would be better for me to have it with a gentle older woman. I think my mother was right, but my older sister's friend would have been OK, too.

    That's how I lost mine. It was nice for both of us; it made her feel desirable again, as her husband was too busy screwing young waitresses in his restaurant to bother making love to her. I saw her on and off for five years, even after I got engaged. I stopped when I got married.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:28 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is very f*cking barbaric. The guy was just helping his son to break his virginity.
    Now I'm 21 years old and still a virgin, thanks to the f*cking pigs!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:10 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Crazy christians

    Comment by Virgin Otaku
    18:16 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've kept my virginity through my twenties and am approaching my thirties. Let me tell you your hormones scale waaaaay back by then.

    Nowadays even if I see hot women I just go 'naaaaaah.'

    I think being an adult is about NOT being controlled by your hormones and has nothing to do with virginity. When you're sober from hormones you're less likely to stick your dick into someone or something you'll regret.

    Well I have money now so it's no problem to attract women -- if only they weren't close to their expiration date -_-.

    So before it's no money no honey therefore I'm a virgin.

    Now it's I have money but don't like the honey so I'm still a virgin.

    It's no biggie to me since video games give me better orgasms.

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    Comment by Storm Wing
    19:31 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice nickname with such a nice answer ^_^ Good point thar XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 22/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Virgin Otaku is pretty much everyone's real name around SC.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bah... age doesn't always have something to do with it. I'm sure you'd agree there are many men that are even older than you who still stick their dick where they shouldn't. It's the ones that learn about control, and are taught (either by others or by self) about what to do about their hormones that know not to want to fuck the first thing they see. Some people can even learn that at a young age. I've seen a surprising survey once that showed the majority of both boys and girls between 12 and 18 did not want to just loose their virginity as soon as possible (even vowing to wait till marriage or at least until after finishing school), and I doubt that'd change much even if they had more sexual freedom... in fact I think the numbers would be even better then. I don't think it should be a question of restraint til a certain point where you may or even still may not be ready, it should be a question of understanding that sex is better from the result of good relationship and that sex shouldn't be the reason to make a relationship.

    Comment by ANON
    00:27 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!

    There's a reason why only perverted guys can give advice to their children, because only [at least slightly]perverted guys ever become fathers.

    That's pure Darwinism and it really works! LOL!

    We are definitley not the fittest! LOL!

    I so admire that father!!







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