Made in China Nike


As this tragic montage shows, buying online can have unfortunate consequences, particularly when China is involved.

If he really knew the shoes were being shipped from China, perhaps he should have thought better of it?

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    Comment by McThinkerton
    15:23 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There are two types of China quality:

    1. Stuff made in China under Western supervision according to ISO standards

    2. True China Quality indigenously made knock-offs

    There is nothing necessarily wrong with stuff made in China as long as the whole process is closely supervised. Of course, without supervision you will end up with a Luis Futon purse full of lead-based fake eggs that attack small children and pets.

    Key take away here - don't order fake Nike shoes direct from China on the Internet and expect them to actually be good shoes.

    At least the mystery China shoe defect only labeled his foot. My buddy Jose P. bought a pair that had all these little hairs on them. He tried to burn the hairs off with a lighter when he was on the plane. Now he is in prison. I blame China. True story.

    Comment by SaruDa
    03:06 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your friend Jose P. was a dumbass. You forgot the third type of China quality. The type where both the manufacturer and the distributor are based in China. Just order direct from the official distributor and you can never go wrong

    Comment by Sally Slapasski
    22:28 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think McThinkerton was making a terrorist joke about Jose Paedilla - the shoe bomber.


    Comment by kinarnedan
    14:16 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well that really sucks dude.. >.<

    Comment by Gunso
    14:05 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    now he dont need that nike shoes anymore...

    because now he got nike feet...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:31 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Congrats Artefact, you just got China.

    (We all know that's you in the picture btw :p)

    Comment by hytone
    14:55 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's happened to pretty much all of my shoes. Big deal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:10 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, Artefact you got screwed....
    (that is, if you are the guy in that picture)
    But seriously, why counterfeit? The original isn't that expensive to start with anyhow....

    Comment by Epsilon_013
    17:11 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wakakaka... lol that's funny

    Comment by Karim-sama
    13:52 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    I dont know Why but I cant stop lathing at his foot! XD


    (got it... "priceless")

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    Comment by Obsidian
    12:40 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can imagine that this is Artefact.

    Comment by Shinx
    11:18 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This photo is fake

    The shoes isnt even Nike. I'm been using NIKE for years and there is no such design of this model

    Comment by Quik
    15:18 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WOW go0d job it's a Nike Air Max 95 look it up

    Comment by ATMalicious
    12:00 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are "Nikes". Their fake Air Max 95's go look it up.

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    Comment by MaidNiac
    13:08 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How to make a Dragon tatoo on your back;

    1. Buy a China-made t-shirt w/ a Dragon pic on the back.
    2. Wear it backwards. CAUTION:Don't rub lotion on your back.
    3. Lie yourself flat on the floor for 2 minutes.
    4. Strip off the clothes. The tatoo is now patched.
    5. Don't bathe or else the soap and water will wash it away.

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    Comment by Sydnian
    13:07 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    comparing to the fake tiger, spray-on oranges, artificial eggs, poisonius milk products and tampon stuffed covers, this is nothing.... but i thought Nikes are made in china anyways....

    Comment by Mikiway
    17:53 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nobodz noticed, but if zou look closer, I think he/she got two left foot!!!!!

    Buying shoes online? I never thought there was someone as stupid as a friend of mine, who does the same. As the most important clothing at all, you have to try it.

    There are good quality products in China, believe me, but any american mark in china is a trap!

    I wear only Li-Ning shoes, and they're really good made and looks great, better than Nike in my opinion.

    Comment by Waterfall Towers
    19:21 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is a brand that lasts!

    Comment by Keirnoth
    12:47 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    The Chinese Nike.

    Comment by Kazik
    04:53 20/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    At one can check the origin of products. For now there are informations about 600 items. Let's hope that it will increase soon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is one of the main reasons Ebay bombed over here. Ebay is full of scammers selling crappy bootlegs. All Japanese people want original or they just won't buy it. Yahoo Auctions is harder to navigate and more widely used.

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    Comment by kimihatsu
    14:19 16/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh Dear.
    Though I can't help but laugh a bit...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just remember that made in japan was just as negative in the USA 30 years ago that made in china is today.
    the difference lays in that japan make quality products today and china does not. Japaneses cars out weight American cars 9:1 were I live now. Must all appliances in my home are either made in japan or Korea. Only thing that's good about made in china is that when it does died, it's so damn cheap to replace.

    Comment by whatsACoder
    23:17 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why buy it online? Nike is a popular brand and i think it is available globally? you can have it in a local store near you

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    23:11 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this world is made in china lol

    Comment by EndEarth
    20:04 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadness. It is photoshop.
    a: a normal part of picture no dot.
    b: a retouch part have dot because of cutting pixel.
    c: nike have a rectangular cut pixel.

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    Comment by John Beak
    20:07 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    We get a lot of fake clothing from China here in Czech Rep. It's okay as long as there's quality - the main purpose is to have clothes to wear, not to have a company's logo on it. With trousers, it's usually okay.
    But shoes are a problem - if the shoe is bad quality, it will cripple your foot and that will affect your whole body, because you stand on it, it will throw off your balance and blah blah... it's just bad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:03 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just to let you know, congratulations on living in the most awesome country of Europe.

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    Comment by FreeNadia
    00:29 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Really I am not surprised we expect anything from china

    Comment by borderline psychotic
    01:37 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i ... cant stop laughing... mwahahahahahaha

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    Comment by Anon
    06:49 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lesson learned.
    Wear Socks.

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    Comment by liveevil
    06:29 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If only i had a nuke.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and a delivery system too, if not, nuke arent much use....

    Comment by wtflolrolf
    06:59 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats shoes with free tatoo

    Comment by NIKE
    07:04 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmao most all NIKE's are MADE in China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:09 20/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not necessarily, most of the nike I see here is made in Indonesia.

    Comment by The Smiling Man
    11:43 29/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yea but shoes made from thailand and indonesia is better than shoes made from china

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:13 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    China is the new Mexico.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Philippines is the Mexico of Asia

    Fixed that one for you, faggot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey fuck you, faggot. I'm actually a Filipino, and fuck no we're no fucking gay ass Mexico of Asia.

    If you've actually been there, you'll notice we are some of the most diverse looking Asians.. actually THE most diverse looking Asians ever. One day you'll be looking at a girl you think looks Chinese, and the next thing you know, she's from the Philippines. So hop off.

    Comment by ATMalicious
    18:16 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Depends on where you go in the PI a lot of places are poor but the places I went to were nice like where my parents are building their beach house, and some place called greenbell? or something like that is really nice I know it had a green in the name, but anyways all these hatters need to calm down with talking shit about the PI, cuz I guarantee you wont be talking shit if someone like Pacman knocked your ass out like he did Hatton...ANyways fuck fakes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:30 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I AM there, and you guys are the maids, gardeners, hookers, etc. for the richer folks here (in and around HK anyways), same as back in the USA with Mexicans.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Filipinos are not consider asians. Stop forcing yourselves into a group.
    And the place is a shit hole, with a shit mix of everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:36 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    owww yeah! Mexico of Asia ftw...

    that label is so cool....Filipino ftw!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:11 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    his foot is made in china?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ain't most of our stuff MADE in China?

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    Comment by maru
    07:07 15/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Or maybe, Pwn'd!

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