Snake Attempts to Eat Man’s Penis
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 14, 2009 08:59 JST
- Tags: Animals, Bestiality, Bizarre, Hebi, Penis Abuse, Taiwan, Toilets
A man peacefully relieving himself was shocked to find his most intimate part the subject of an ophidian assault, when a serpent either unexpectedly took fright at his dangling member, or else spied a tasty morsel.
The man (51) went to relieve himself on the toilet of his Taiwan home. After he had sat down, he suddenly felt a sharp pain, as though he had been cut with a blade.
Shocked by the intense pain, he stood up instinctively, and looking down was shocked to see a large snake hanging off his penis, its fangs sunk firmly home. Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent, as otherwise it might be expected to flee immediately…
He soon went to the hospital, and fortunately his injuries were light and the snake non-venomous, though doctors harbour concerns of infection: “The inside of a snake’s mouth is none too hygienic, but once we’ve confirmed there is no infection he can go home.”
What happened to the optimistic snake is not recorded.
Taiwan is a tropical place, and snakes frequently enter homes. However, the standards of hygiene are high, and toilets are typically properly plumbed, so it seems possible this interloper borrowed the toilet for use as a lair, rather than entered the domicile from it.
Via Ameba.
It is difficult to decide whether his experience was more or less unpleasant than that of the man whose genitals were assailed by a rat, though things could have been even more unfortuunate had he not been a man…
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shiiit thats gotta hurt....
you know, penises are called one-eyed trouser snake but this guy has a one-eyed trouser rodent, now i wonder if it has buckteeth as well?
Watched a similar case in Discovery Channel, except that happened in Singapore.
I've mentioned it before,iirc..
He should have left it on, made friends with it, and then turned into a male Echidna... the first character in the live action adaptation in the male version of Queen's Blade.
And that Russian guy thought women freak out from HIS dick...
This resembles that scene from that American show with people doing really silly things, only there's no cloth and string on the member and the snake is now in the toilet and not in the aquarium.
This actually happened in Snakes On a Plane. One of the most best scenes in there.
-most
Moda fuka snake bit my muda fukapennis!!!
At first, I thought it was article about Snake from Metal Gear biting of some guy's penis. Then, I read the article and was disappointed.
lol
Everyone go watch Jackass 2...the very first stunt
I like the pic at the top
nomnom..(^^,)
Now I'm thinking of that one river eel attracted by the scent of urine - the one that swells right up after going into your urethra, so it's stuck. Bet those make great dinner stories.
Where is this picture from?!
"Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent..."
LOL!!
his member must be really furry to have been mistakened for a rodent...
The snake was frightened of him as a intruder upon his cozy toliet hatch or another snake!
"optimistic snake"...
beautiful choice of words
"...enough is enough...I've had it with these goddamn snakes on my goddamn dong." said the man, dislodging the snake's mouth from his 'Crotch Taepodong'. 100ml of semen has been lost, however.
Haha! nice one!
what?
his penis looks like a rat?
Ok its official. We have to put penises on the menu now.
hehe first china rat eat penis and now Taiwan sneak eat penis. Whats next American .. eat penis
Ouch. Another one is bitten. Next, a scorpion? That would be nasty...
Oh fukken shi- !! I prefer not to imagine how it must hurt to have a nasty snake hanging from you little friend...
poor guy >_<
Probably a lot.
Just out of curiosity, what is the count now for penis decapitation/severing stories this month? :3
Four, actually. Unless you count it getting trapped or reduced, then it would be six.
Seven if you count Eden of the East. :x
Honestly, between the snake and rat, I'd rather go with the snake...
Yah, at least you can joke about it and say, "Hey, look, my penis just grew by a foot!"
Don't be silly. Snakes don't have feet.
Hakhakhakhak he got owned!
Motherfuckin' snakes in the motherfuckin' toilets!
I came. (´∀`)
SNAKES ON A PENIS!
the best
I smirked :O
Haha.
I laughed.
It Onizuka - GTO event! xd
"mistaken his member for a *small* rodent" LOL.
this just goes to show you...
look befor you sit
sit?! u sit when you pee??
I do. If you live with women you should have a habit of leaving the toilet seat down- and since I've got a badass washlet I don't even bother putting the seat up anymore.
real men don't have these kinds of problems because they don't sit like girls/fags they stand.
I know a guy who sits down to do #1. If fact, everybody using the washrooms in his house must do everything sitting down, even guests. Otherwise his mom gets angry at us.
...the greater the urge to facepalm is.
the more you know...
Reminds me of GTO, when Onizuka fell victim of a prank by Kanzaki, lol.
Also, is it just me, or it's going too much about man's penis being victim of too many attacks recently ?
It's a metaphor for society.
coolface.jpg
take your coolface back to 4chan... =p
take your anonymity back to 4chan...
Take your =p back to 4chan...
I'm sure that penis attacks didn't get more common but that penis attacks are just being announced more often.