Man’s Penis Trapped Inside Woman During Toilet Sex

Sounds HAWT!!!

sex is scary....

Someone just became karma's bitch...

Oh, Italy.

I am a bit confused, if they were in a closed stall, could the husband have done something if he even wanted? My guess is they kept it locked until the EMTs came to witness and protect them from him.

I'm picturing paramedics with bbq tongs here.

That's what you call karma^^

if i were her husband i would have taken advantage of their incapacitation and killed the both of them

Hey it happened to me the other day. Does my hand cramping shut while fapping count??

Is it just me, or has all the problems in the world revolved around penis's lately :P

I have tons of respect for the husband for not doing anything terrible. I would've beat both the man and wife while they were joined together like that until the police came.

Too bad the husband didn't rage and cut off the guy's penis. It would have been more interesting lol.

She had cramps? Then it probably wasn't a good time to do her anyway. :/

This might be a stupid question, but how come he couldn't just go limp and pull out?

I shall create a band one day and name it Penis Captivum.

Respect to the husband for not killing them.

WE NEED VAGINAL WARM UPS!!

... Just start having sex with her again. Maybe itll come free!

LOL, that's like the worst situation anyone could imagine. First, sex at workplace, then viginal cramp, then the husband of the woman was waiting outside for the dirty pair to be separated, what next?

Had that happen to me in California back in 2003 =) I was 17, in love and thought she was the hottest woman on the planet, she was 16…

Probably should note that I am Russian and she was Ukrainian/Russian, but I read up on it, and it actually happens to everyone, not just us!!!

Generally in fact caused by the lady friend getting freaked out by something a lot or real nervous from thinking about something, while the guy is hella attracted to her and cannot lose his erection…

Oh, and obviously, the sizes have to be a pretty close fit, with her sudden clench and loss of excitement making the vaginal opening smaller than the erect head.

Really nothing you can do in this situation except try to A) get her excited or B) try to get her to calm down.

Managed to tickle, tease, and talk her calm, then actually kept right on going after 40 mins =)))

And actually still wanted to marry the chick afterwards... Didn't pan out, broke up half a year later. Even tried to date her again, 5 years later... That relationship, too, went the way of the dinosaurs. Big part of the disappointment was that the girl lost her crazy sex drive somewhere along the way =(

Ahh, 17 was a sweet age!!!

Every mans nightmare...

wait a stuck penis? is that even possible?

looks like this happens A LOT in Italy... xD

wow

Wow wow....sucks to be her....rocks to be him....I guess?

>The security guard lost his job and his wife in the tryst, being sacked for sexual skiving.

>The shop assistant got off more lightly: though her husband would have nothing to do with her, she was judged to have finished her shift and so kept her job.

Feminist revolution.

Shit happens :]

"...and the lady’s husband had been waiting outside…"

The husband was surprisingly calm. I would've attacked the guy while he was stuck to my wife.

Wow, imaging to have a guy stuck in ones women and that YOU have to call the ambulance, I can't stop laughing at that poor guy XD

how do you get a cramp anyway ...damn ....*facepalm

ITS A TRAP!

and it snaps shut upon entry.

hahahaha.. again trap inside...

this time got busted... hahaha...

both loosing their job... and that wife also maybe will loosing their husband too...

I'm just wondering... How does it feel for a woman and for the man in this situation? I mean, enough fluids and you're out of it. amirite?

amusing this is... ah well it happens.. just pray it dosnt happen to you

It was just a cavity search gone horribly wrong.

Silly question...

what/who is Cuckold?