A lady tourist visiting a tropical island near Thailand was hospitalised after the simian inhabitants of the isle took a decidedly amorous liking to her.
The 45-year-old Russian lady visited the island of Phi-Phi, an island belonging to Thailand, to enjoy the tropical beaches and also pay a visit to the colony of macaques which calls the island home.
However, when she began to feed the friendly monkeys with some watermelon, they apparently got the wrong idea and became excited.
Clambering onto her, they soon made their feelings known by attempting to ravish her, much to the alarm of the woman and the bemusement of onlookers:
The monkeys for some reason allowed hormones to get the better of the inter-species boundary, apparently not a regular occurrence at their island.
The lady for her part was not severely injured in the actual assault, as bystanders shooed the rampant males off.
However, she was soon diagnosed with a dangerous viral infection, apparently transmitted by scratches from her suitors, and had some difficulties arranging medication due to her return to Russia, where the appropriate drugs were not available.
Via Life.ru.
At least she chose not to swim with the dolphins…
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Isn't the island in thailand?
It is.
not
my
TYPE!
Hmm. The Romans used to train baboons to rape woman criminals for the games back then... Ok, that tidbit was kinda useless.
they gave her some hot monkeylovin
IT WAS PHOTOGRAPHED!! IT WAS PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!!
ROFL
Anti commie monkeys FTW!
Monkey Foreplay Transmitted Diseases. Funky.
The irony is that "Pi-Pi" in spanish means penis xD
I suddenly feel like less of an animal person.
Did you know watermelon is consider an aphrodisiac by some?
In my opinion, a lot of people suffer from I call "Bambi Syndrome" where they think nature is like a Walt Disney film. And most of the time to their horror, the situation ends up like the film "The Food of the Gods".
Sad...but extremely funny!
This would have been funny if the woman hadn't gotten an infection. As is, I don't think I'll be able to laugh until it's confirmed she'll be okay.
But yeah, Bambi syndrome is a bitch. :<
Pi Pi means penis indeed. Haha.
Well, she was at fault, wearing those revealing clothes. Monkeys need love too!
Now remember, don't FEED monkeys with watermelon. And that includes lolis unless you want them to start swarming over you in the middle of summer. OR at the beach.
That's just horribly bad luck, like getting struck by lighting 15 times in 5 seconds before getting hit by a clown car.
what a brilliant monkey
those monkey's play hentai games >_>
I imagine she was quite possibly on her Period. Simians and other apes have the ability to detect (and desire to consummate with) women on or right around their period. Still it is kind of funny. Lol
That happens in the US a lot. Naieve white girl gives a piece of watermelon to an American Pavement Ape, next thing she knows she has a knife to her throat and a dick in her ass. DONT FEED THE ANIMALS!
She has a great body... 45 years old.
Maybe they did it because watermelon is an afrodisiac to them. Also, her clothes are very colorful and maybe the colors reminded them of monkey ass and they went for them.
In short, do not seduce monekeys with fruit and do not wear color bikinis that look like baboons ass or teh monkays will raep u!
Wow....not a single comment from anon about black people?
I mean come on...a white woman feeds monkeys WATERMELON of all things, and then almost gets gang raeped.
So easy..
You never fail to surprise me, anon.
no offense intended but was she having her period at the time of this incident? cuz,.. i once had a cat who would get way too cozy and even spray on women who happened to be around him while on their period...
at least it wasnt larger primates who could rip your face off.
viral infection kinda disturbing but since it was a scratch and not a bite might be non-primate specific and a common virus
OMG that happen to a zoo keeper but with a chimpanzee here in england. It made me lool. Money reap is the next top heading.
Hilarious
Wait, so there was no actual penetration of the vagina by monkey penis? Not interested.....
the title sounded racist
This article and the corresponding comments to it are hilarious.
Made my day.
Pair of bikinis, 50$
Plane tickets to PI-PI, 8000$
Your facial expression while being raep by monkeys? PRICELESS!
There are some things money can't buy.
The Co. that doesn't want touch this endorsement, there's MasterCard.
$8000 plane tickets?
The fuck kind of private jet you flying?
Obama's plane maybe?
No moot's plane.
It would cost that much to land on the actual island at least...
she looked terrified
I love the fact that someone took the time to take that picture of her (the terrified one) instead of helping her. lolz indeed
Seems like her friends/family were snapping pics of her playing with the monkeys, and didn't quite catch on immediately when it stopped being fun&games.
DAMN! I hate monkeys... D:
the same thing happend in the netherlands bus then with a horny gorilla.
Incorrect.
That was a case of a female visitor repeatedly bothering a male gorilla (Bokito), who was the "pack leader". He felt disrespected and introduced her to his "pimp hand" to settle matters.
Artefact's article titles are excessively misleading...
Mmmm... "monkey rapes woman".
The article talks about a woman almost being raped by monkeys.
I think it's a pretty damn accurate title.
I fail to see how the title does not correspond to the topic of monkeys sexually assaulting a woman.
Well, i guess i'm a bit too sensitive to the word raep.
Funny article by the way :)
"It transpired that the monkeys were in fact in heat."
Um, MALE animals don't usually HAVE "heats" - they are pretty much ALWAYS in the mood. It's not really that odd for them to go after another species if they are desperate enough, either. Estrogen is estrogen, after all. I've worked around farm animals most of my life, and I would certainly say that the males generally do recognize the difference between male and female humans, and do sometimes get amorous around the females (by the same token, they are often more aggressive about the males, because they see us as competition).
They don't seem to be able to distinguish between ATTRACTIVE females and ugly ones though (or at least they must have different - or else lower - standards), as this case demonstrates.
They can smell the good stuff that you can't see XD
Ummm... d'ah? XD
I wondered about this too, but it was apparently in the original article...
^
Second that, first hand experience, pretty face doesn't always translate to good twat. Some of the best fucks I have ever had was with some not so good looking woman. That's why they always say don't judge a book by its cover. Animals sure got a "six sense" for twats.