Japanese competitive onanists have once again ensured their great nation’s reputation is maintained in a masturbatory tour de force at the 9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon; a Japanese contender again holds the title of World Masturbation Champion.
The Masturbate-A-Thon, held in libertine San Francisco, encompasses a variety of events centred on self-stimulation, with both male and female participants enthusiastically attending.
With a time of 9 hours and 58 minutes, the Japanese prize masturbator handily won the endurance event, just as he did last year. This marks the second time Japan’s highly trained onanists have dominated the event.
The Japanese contenders were sent by discretely marketed canned vagina hawkers Tenga, ever hungry for publicity.
Other notable contenders included an American who dominated the ejaculation event, shooting semen an impressive 162cm.