More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.
The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.
Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.
Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.
However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.
The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.
The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.
We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.
Via Heaven.
It seems there is something of an epidemic of penis biting underway of late…
“Secretary: Whoa!
Boss: What the f♥♥k’s happening, woman? Ah, s♥♥t man!
Secretary: Oh man, I just bit off your dick…
Boss: Why the f♥♥k did you do that!
Secretary: Well, I didn’t mean to do it, it was an accident!
Boss: Oh man I’ve seen some crazy ass s♥♥t in my time…
Secretary: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Boss: Hey, the car didn’t hit no motherfucking bump! It’s not even movin’!
Secretary: Hey, look man, I didn’t mean to bite the son of a bitch. My mouth clamped shut. I don’t know why.”
I’m certain this is exactly what they said afterwards.
maybe it was one of em zombie prank penises.
i like how it says “We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.”
wonder how the ‘promotion’ went…
Penis reattachment almost always works. (And necessary more often than you’d expect. The usual causes are jealous spouses and botched circumcisions.) There have been cases of penises that were successfully reattached after being thrown in the loo, and even penis reconstruction is often successful and functional. In this particular case, the woman has bitten of part (I assume the top half or so) and brought it with her to the hospital, so I assume he’s doing fine. But still.
………..Well you now you know what not to do when you wanna get promoted.
Ouch! >.<