Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 5, 2009 20:47 JST
- Tags: Adultery, Bizarre, Business, Cars, Fellatio, Relationships, Singapore
More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.
The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.
Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.
Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.
However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.
The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.
The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.
We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.
Via Heaven.
It seems there is something of an epidemic of penis biting underway of late…
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"Secretary: Whoa!
Boss: What the fuck's happening, woman? Ah, shit man!
Secretary: Oh man, I just bit off your dick...
Boss: Why the fuck did you do that!
Secretary: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Boss: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Secretary: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Boss: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump! It's not even movin'!
Secretary: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to bite the son of a bitch. My mouth clamped shut. I don't know why."
I'm certain this is exactly what they said afterwards.
hmmmm penis. What up with all the penis eating. Man i feel sorry for them men. What shocking feeling they must be feeling right now. But if they ever have kids it would be one heck of a story to tell.
Funny, I'm reading The World According to Garp right now, and the exact same thing happens.
Dang you beat me to it
Why biting? -_-a
This is one of the MANY reasons to avoid fellatio. Male reproductive organs are for poking, not sucking...
Too much pornos on the brain I guess perhaps?
Sucks to be both of them
Sweet Jesus! Is penis the next BIG Delicacy!? D8
There's a penis restaurant in China!
Hah if there is ever a proof that God exists, this may be it!
That is just too hilarious!
Those biting off cases have been appearing more and more recently...
VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATA!
That's diplomatic justice for UUUUUUUUUU!
wtf it's 4th bitten penis in the past month...
...........Well you now you know what not to do when you wanna get promoted.
glorious hubby
Ouch! >.<
i like how it says "We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible."
wonder how the 'promotion' went...
Penis reattachment almost always works. (And necessary more often than you'd expect. The usual causes are jealous spouses and botched circumcisions.) There have been cases of penises that were successfully reattached after being thrown in the loo, and even penis reconstruction is often successful and functional. In this particular case, the woman has bitten of part (I assume the top half or so) and brought it with her to the hospital, so I assume he's doing fine. But still.
maybe it was one of em zombie prank penises.
Nice jacket babe.
Another manhood lost due to unneeded accident.
singapore?! i haven't heard of this. shit i have to check my newspaper.
Lmao... so sad.
god that was painful to read.
I'm from singapore, but i've never heard of such news...
Artefact, I don't think there's a penis biting epidemic. I think your just posting a large quantity of news articles that focus on penis mutilation. Not that I object to such articles......
Didn't 'Life According to Garp' do this on film with Robin Williams like a decade ago?
Talk about hardcore...
so many penis getting bit off stories on here lately.
what has become of the world?!?!
and thats my friends is how the cookie crumbles
Did she swallow it?
Nah
"Intimate career advancement session" = office term for *whistles*
one lesson to learn:
"Never do oral in a vehicle"
Correction; "Never do oral in a moving vehicle"
It wasn't moving, a van rammed it while they were parking. I smell conspiracy...
I thought so too
i bet the van was driven by the investigator or the jealous husband.
What a cheap boss, doesn't even have a second apartment for his mistresses. I know a lot of people even in lower income places who can spring to conduct their affairs properly. Really now, creep got what he deserved.
This is why I don't want to hire a Secretary.
I sense a forthcoming new guro trend...
wwwwwwwwww
peneis bitten idol gallery, oh wait, they never have the face nor the item mentioned. (i don't want to see either >.>)
OM NOM NOM NOM
I see what u did there :d tf. lolz.
OUCH
Penises seem to be a growing delicacy.
I see what you did there...
I saw what he did there too...