A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him.
The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm.
Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage.
Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway.
Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance.
However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction:
“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”
Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely.
The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.
Via MosNews.
The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished.
If only some would take these words to heart…
This article (comments included) shows how little people actually know about human penis size. 25cm isn’t gargantuan. I have a 25cm erection and my wife has no difficulty accommodating it.
When I was in college, I even got dates because girls talked about my dick. On sight most assume 25cm is 32cm-this isn’t the case.
So, suffice it to say I’m not some monstrosity.
32cm plus ranks in the realm of softy erections to non-erections, and difficulty with vaginal accommodation period.
Well of course your wife doesn’t have a problem with it, other wise it would have been a waste of money to buy a life sized sex doll.
Your jealousy/insecurity is showing
Sometimes the best thing in life is getting what you always wanted and sometimes the worst thing is getting what you always wanted.
huh, 25cm in like 9in Is that big? I thought it was normal. \(^O^)/
what is it with these inches..
the whole wide world uses centimeters
..exept for the us n england. – _-
can u even do math with inches ?
As a white boy, 9 inches is already more than enough, and painful to small women. 10 is just a bit over the top, makes them think you used to do porn, and quit due to to an STI.