A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him.

The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm.

Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage.

Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway.

Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance.

However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction:

“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”

Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely.

The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.

Via MosNews.

The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished.

If only some would take these words to heart

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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:12 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, that's like 9 to 10 inches, right? I thought this happened a lot already. Don't most porn guys and rappers get their dicks lengthened to 10 inches? They still get to fuck. This guy just gets a story cuz he asked to return his extra 4 inches off his dick no sooner than he got them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:11 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    inb4 Ron Jeremy?

    Well, you could do auto fellatio. With a 25cm p3n0r.

    Comment by Nimas
    23:46 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LMAO, i thought the bigger the better.

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    Comment by maxchain
    00:25 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course he's gonna freak out! I imagine it's different to just suddenly get the extra length out of nowhere, as opposed to having it there all along to work with like Ron Jeremy. Who knows, maybe he'll get used to it during the cooldown period.

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    Comment by Octovixen
    04:35 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    I would totally not hit it.

    Comment by kenjiharima
    22:00 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He needs to find a BIGGER Woman.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Sigh
    20:55 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He should just get a job on the Mutant Dicks porn site, I'm sure the sluts on there, will be able to handle him

    Comment by Teacherzpet
    12:53 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey wait, isn't that really a straight shota pic? Ugh, I hate it when they basically give the shota a fifth limb.

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    Comment by Riot Gear
    13:43 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He should have been a pronstar.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    According to wikipedia:
    Peter North = 8.5 inches (21.5 cm)
    Ron Jeremy = 9.76 inches (24.76 cm)

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    holy shit, that must be fake though. I'm sure Ron's is fake (just going off that he does porno, though), so this guy's MUST be fake. so why isn't he returning his like this guy? lol.

    And he's just a writter/actor? Doesn't do porno? Damn, wonder why there aren't woman with big breasts who do things that aren't related to sexual pleasure. Oh wait, there's Dolly Parton... but we need moar.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ''Know thyself'' and ''nothing in excess''
    they are not one but two phrases

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:07 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is that futa Yumi hugging Sachiko-sama?

    Is nothing sacred anymore?

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    Comment by metatron
    20:46 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip."

    This quote is made of WIN!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:59 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    isn't 9 inches the common length of a black man? I guess there aren't many blacks in Russia so russian women aren't used to that size.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I always thought it was a myth that blacks have much longer dicks than other men.

    At least it's a myth, in and outside of Japan, that most woman want a big dick. A lot (meaning some, but still many) of woman aren't even crazy enough about sex to want it to last long... hmm, or maybe those ones are just the virgins..?

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    Comment by NTX
    15:07 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hiro's such a pimp. But why are his thighs so thick compared to his upper body?

    Comment by Randys
    10:33 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a moron......
    Remember what old are u...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 09/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    with a penis like that he shouldn't be having problems engaging selfcest XD.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Amadeviant
    13:17 17/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This wouldn't be news if they converted to inches. Man has 6 inch dick, upgrades to 9. Not a story. 9s are all over. Move to africa and you're a puny white guy again. A 9 is no reason not to get laid, he's probly a greasy bum.

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    Comment by crabdog62482
    23:39 14/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok, I have a penis that's roughly 7 inches long and thick as a motherfucker, and I can tell you from experience, women claim to want the big dick, but they CANNOT handle it. Even the sluts who are loose are generally in for a very painful and unpleasant time. A woman's vagina is only 6 inches deep on average anyways. Of course, that doesn't stop me from fucking them as deep, hard, and long as possible. Years of abuse from women has left me bitter to the point that I use my big dick like a monkey's paw. Be careful what you wish for indeed, and enjoy walking funny for a week, bitch!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:15 29/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Russians are fucking brutal. I love how they just speak whatever they want. Reminds me of an Arabic bad it was hard to understand him because he was so loud and throwing shoes at everybody.

    “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.

    Lol @ Russians.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    from what hentai/doujin is the image posted above the article?

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    22:18 19/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what good will enlarging his brain do? its obvious he only thinks with his dick

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    Comment by DragooNick
    00:49 20/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ahahaha lmfao xD Yay free Brainenlargements 4 Everyone xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:30 29/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    huh, 25cm in like 9in Is that big? I thought it was normal. \(^O^)/

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:05 17/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometimes the best thing in life is getting what you always wanted and sometimes the worst thing is getting what you always wanted.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 15/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This article (comments included) shows how little people actually know about human penis size. 25cm isn't gargantuan. I have a 25cm erection and my wife has no difficulty accommodating it.
    When I was in college, I even got dates because girls talked about my dick. On sight most assume 25cm is 32cm-this isn't the case.
    So, suffice it to say I'm not some monstrosity.
    32cm plus ranks in the realm of softy erections to non-erections, and difficulty with vaginal accommodation period.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 19/05/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well of course your wife doesn't have a problem with it, other wise it would have been a waste of money to buy a life sized sex doll.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:15 16/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what is it with these inches..
    the whole wide world uses centimeters
    ..exept for the us n england. - _-

    can u even do math with inches ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:28 15/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a white boy, 9 inches is already more than enough, and painful to small women. 10 is just a bit over the top, makes them think you used to do porn, and quit due to to an STI.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 16/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hey i will love a big dick in my pussy

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    08:50 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    we all know you do not have one
    why botter lying...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 15/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Crap! Mine is 15 cm! :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:09 11/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    damn i want to know how they get a big dick

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    Comment by asianprostitute1500
    08:19 09/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

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    Comment by ranivusu
    16:12 18/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Christ... 25cm is only ~9 inches... thats not an insane amount. *_*

    Comment by Tatoosh
    15:43 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    25 centimeter is long but not amazingly so. Longest hung guy where I work (according to rumor) was not a tall guy, but average height.

    Most women can handle guy up to 9 or 10 inch without too much problem, but might take a bit for her to adjust to longer length. Six inch penis (15 cm) is not particularly short, but rather average or a bit longer than average.

    If guy spent time with prostitutes, then they might say no because they don't want to get "hurt" and endanger their income making area(s). And virgins might be afraid simply because lack of experience. But other women probably get a bit wide eyed and then grin at the sight of a 25 centimeter "tool".

    The question about girth is very valid, but no way to know, right?

    Mostly, I think this storey is either made up (fiction) or badly reported (inaccurate).

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:05 04/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm 21ish cm(more on a good day, less sometimes).


    I don't see his problem.

    Although, I guess the fact that I'm 6'5" makes it look properly scaled. If he was 5'3", it would look strange.

    Comment by Otanon
    01:44 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artefact, there is a penis on the front page.
    Amongst other things.

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    Comment by Artefact

    It is censored. Decency is thus preserved.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now that's just not true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:40 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't mind, but then I'm not at work, and i'd never come on here at work... I don't know how or why anyone would manage it.

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    Comment by Artefact

    People at work wouldn't be reading penis implant articles, I think. More general topics never have gratuitous images.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:54 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol, there's a lot of articles people wouldn't or shouldn't be reading at work. It's obvious you'd have to most likely go past one like that in order to get to a safer one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I actually don't think 9" is that big...

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    Comment by Toiski
    07:18 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    World average is somewhere around 6" for adult males. Could be lower, probably not higher. Comparing to height, it would be like being 8'+ tall (since average height is somewhere below 6'). That's two and a half meters tall for those who don't grok imperial.

    Comment by Russia
    09:25 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's actually 5 inches (12.7cm). World average (bad nutrition in poorer countries, genetic factors, etc).

    Comment by Fonzer
    23:08 06/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so mine penur 17 cm long and 4 cm wide is still normal?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Russia - that's when erect, right?

    Comment by Russia
    09:49 12/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, when erect.

    Comment by Imaru
    01:50 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mine is 7 inch long, i forgot width..

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