Man With 25cm Penis Implant Begs for Reduction
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 5, 2009 23:25 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Mental Illness, Moscow, Penis Abuse, Plastic Surgery, Russia
A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him.
The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm.
Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage.
Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway.
Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance.
However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction:
“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”
Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely.
The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.
Via MosNews.
The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished.









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Hey, that's like 9 to 10 inches, right? I thought this happened a lot already. Don't most porn guys and rappers get their dicks lengthened to 10 inches? They still get to fuck. This guy just gets a story cuz he asked to return his extra 4 inches off his dick no sooner than he got them.
inb4 Ron Jeremy?
Well, you could do auto fellatio. With a 25cm p3n0r.
LMAO, i thought the bigger the better.
Of course he's gonna freak out! I imagine it's different to just suddenly get the extra length out of nowhere, as opposed to having it there all along to work with like Ron Jeremy. Who knows, maybe he'll get used to it during the cooldown period.
25 cm? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I would totally not hit it.
He needs to find a BIGGER Woman.
a meltlandi
He should just get a job on the Mutant Dicks porn site, I'm sure the sluts on there, will be able to handle him
Hey wait, isn't that really a straight shota pic? Ugh, I hate it when they basically give the shota a fifth limb.
He should have been a pronstar.
According to wikipedia:
Peter North = 8.5 inches (21.5 cm)
Ron Jeremy = 9.76 inches (24.76 cm)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
Biggest.
holy shit, that must be fake though. I'm sure Ron's is fake (just going off that he does porno, though), so this guy's MUST be fake. so why isn't he returning his like this guy? lol.
And he's just a writter/actor? Doesn't do porno? Damn, wonder why there aren't woman with big breasts who do things that aren't related to sexual pleasure. Oh wait, there's Dolly Parton... but we need moar.
''Know thyself'' and ''nothing in excess''
they are not one but two phrases
Is that futa Yumi hugging Sachiko-sama?
Is nothing sacred anymore?
"The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip."
This quote is made of WIN!!!
isn't 9 inches the common length of a black man? I guess there aren't many blacks in Russia so russian women aren't used to that size.
I always thought it was a myth that blacks have much longer dicks than other men.
At least it's a myth, in and outside of Japan, that most woman want a big dick. A lot (meaning some, but still many) of woman aren't even crazy enough about sex to want it to last long... hmm, or maybe those ones are just the virgins..?
Trolls.
Hiro's such a pimp. But why are his thighs so thick compared to his upper body?
What a moron......
Remember what old are u...
with a penis like that he shouldn't be having problems engaging selfcest XD.
jiong
This wouldn't be news if they converted to inches. Man has 6 inch dick, upgrades to 9. Not a story. 9s are all over. Move to africa and you're a puny white guy again. A 9 is no reason not to get laid, he's probly a greasy bum.
Ok, I have a penis that's roughly 7 inches long and thick as a motherfucker, and I can tell you from experience, women claim to want the big dick, but they CANNOT handle it. Even the sluts who are loose are generally in for a very painful and unpleasant time. A woman's vagina is only 6 inches deep on average anyways. Of course, that doesn't stop me from fucking them as deep, hard, and long as possible. Years of abuse from women has left me bitter to the point that I use my big dick like a monkey's paw. Be careful what you wish for indeed, and enjoy walking funny for a week, bitch!
Russians are fucking brutal. I love how they just speak whatever they want. Reminds me of an Arabic co-worker...to bad it was hard to understand him because he was so loud and throwing shoes at everybody.
“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.
Lol @ Russians.
from what hentai/doujin is the image posted above the article?
what good will enlarging his brain do? its obvious he only thinks with his dick
ahahaha lmfao xD Yay free Brainenlargements 4 Everyone xD
huh, 25cm in like 9in Is that big? I thought it was normal. \(^O^)/
Sometimes the best thing in life is getting what you always wanted and sometimes the worst thing is getting what you always wanted.
This article (comments included) shows how little people actually know about human penis size. 25cm isn't gargantuan. I have a 25cm erection and my wife has no difficulty accommodating it.
When I was in college, I even got dates because girls talked about my dick. On sight most assume 25cm is 32cm-this isn't the case.
So, suffice it to say I'm not some monstrosity.
32cm plus ranks in the realm of softy erections to non-erections, and difficulty with vaginal accommodation period.
Well of course your wife doesn't have a problem with it, other wise it would have been a waste of money to buy a life sized sex doll.
what is it with these inches..
the whole wide world uses centimeters
..exept for the us n england. - _-
can u even do math with inches ?
As a white boy, 9 inches is already more than enough, and painful to small women. 10 is just a bit over the top, makes them think you used to do porn, and quit due to to an STI.
hey i will love a big dick in my pussy
we all know you do not have one
why botter lying...
Crap! Mine is 15 cm! :(
damn i want to know how they get a big dick
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg
Hmmmmm....
Christ... 25cm is only ~9 inches... thats not an insane amount. *_*
25 centimeter is long but not amazingly so. Longest hung guy where I work (according to rumor) was not a tall guy, but average height.
Most women can handle guy up to 9 or 10 inch without too much problem, but might take a bit for her to adjust to longer length. Six inch penis (15 cm) is not particularly short, but rather average or a bit longer than average.
If guy spent time with prostitutes, then they might say no because they don't want to get "hurt" and endanger their income making area(s). And virgins might be afraid simply because lack of experience. But other women probably get a bit wide eyed and then grin at the sight of a 25 centimeter "tool".
The question about girth is very valid, but no way to know, right?
Mostly, I think this storey is either made up (fiction) or badly reported (inaccurate).
I'm 21ish cm(more on a good day, less sometimes).
Uhhh.
I don't see his problem.
Although, I guess the fact that I'm 6'5" makes it look properly scaled. If he was 5'3", it would look strange.
Artefact, there is a penis on the front page.
Amongst other things.
It is censored. Decency is thus preserved.
Now that's just not true.
I don't mind, but then I'm not at work, and i'd never come on here at work... I don't know how or why anyone would manage it.
People at work wouldn't be reading penis implant articles, I think. More general topics never have gratuitous images.
lol, there's a lot of articles people wouldn't or shouldn't be reading at work. It's obvious you'd have to most likely go past one like that in order to get to a safer one.
I actually don't think 9" is that big...
World average is somewhere around 6" for adult males. Could be lower, probably not higher. Comparing to height, it would be like being 8'+ tall (since average height is somewhere below 6'). That's two and a half meters tall for those who don't grok imperial.
It's actually 5 inches (12.7cm). World average (bad nutrition in poorer countries, genetic factors, etc).
so mine penur 17 cm long and 4 cm wide is still normal?
@ Russia - that's when erect, right?
Yes, when erect.
mine is 7 inch long, i forgot width..