A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.
The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.
The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.
A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.
After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.
The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…
The rat apparently made good its escape.
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followed by Rat Bites gals’s Nipple in Bathroom very soon... LMAO!
This is amusing
Maybe it will happen to your genitals so you can laugh at yourself.
I bet that must b a female rat trying to giv hiim a blowjob zzzzzz...
When rats are around it doesn't neccessarily mean the place is unhygenic.
Could be even worse. In Singapore, there was a guy who got his manhood bitten by a snake coming out from the toilet. Saw that in Discovery Channel.
IN SOVIET CHINA, RATS KILLS YOU!
How did they know that it wasn't a buck-tooth Chinese prostitute with sporadic seizures that bite him?...
bit him...
sry grammar error
Lasson; never go into crouching style toilet.
Holy shit you naughty rat!
That was scary actually...
Kappu-Chuu~
Rofl that guy got gg'd
The rat obviously didn't appreciate the view,that or the rat meant to enter the womans bathroom and got a surprise it wasn't counting on.
Wow, I will never masturbate over a toilet ever. I mean, I had considered doing it but definately not now...
A rat in a toilet?! Extremely dirty!
What is worse rat or snake in toliet!
"In an unusual display of medical common sense"
I knew it. Asians are smarter... we can't win a war against China... fuck this shit.
Title made me lol hard lol.
I know one guy once took a shit at a junkyard and a rat bit his balls.
A wild Ratata appaeared...
News like this does not help my irrational OCD kink that makes me triple-check anything going near a bodily orifice for spiders/etc.
I bet the rat is really hungry and mistaken his penis for a sausage. YUM!
sometimes the weirdest news comes from china.I hope the man is ok.
MY HAMSTER ONCE BITE MY PENIS, IT HURTS
There really is an increasing trend in damaged penis. If this continues, the price for a quality penis will spyrocket.
And that's when I will strike.
Just as planned.
Ohhhh, the pain...
Yet another reason to avoid using public restroom facilities.
ya Especially the Horny ones...
Eww....
+1
Mans penis 0 - Rat in the toilet 1
ow, that hurts just thinking about it
ouch... ouch... oh ouch....
At least it wasn't an army of rats.
wtf is with all these penis bitings lately :P
It's the economy, stupid!
Rat Win
memo to self, when visiting china, check toilet condition.
Yeah, insert your hand first to the plumber to check whether there is a rat or even snake in it..
It's better to get bitten at your hand than at your member, but plus stinky hand afterwards.
LOL Hydrogen Peroxide LOL
this is what expected of rat from china
Poor guy. Lol.
seems like penis biting is becoming more frequent than usual - the economy does some strange things when its crappy.
nawh, this is the chinese version of Mulberry St. (8 Films to die for), if you get bitten in teh penis you'll become a were-rat with penis head. roflmao
Naw, it's just simple revenge dude.
If I was a rat minding my own business in the sewage and suddenly got pissed on, by God I WILL HAVE HIS PENIS.
Lol i wonder how much it would escalate when economy fails completely.
Earwigs?
PENIS-EATING EARWIGS
You should all be feeling the sting in your nethers, for below you, swims the dreaded candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your penis!
probably
Yes, rats are very economic wary.
Never walk in the sewers with an empty wallet!
so goddamn true
you said.