A Kenyan woman who blackmailed her uncircumcised husband into becoming her obedient servant with threats to reveal that his penis was intact finally forced him under the knife when he became unruly.

The couple had been happily married for two years, and had two children by their marriage.

However, the husband concealed a dark secret: his penis had somehow escaped the ritual mutilation prescribed, and remained unharmed, a fact he was desperate to keep from common knowledge lest he be forced under the surgeon’s knife by a less than liberal community.

His secret became known to his wife on the day of their marriage. She was disgusted and highly upset that he had not been properly cut, and accused him of deception.

Desperate, the husband managed to persuade to keep it quiet, but in exchange she demanded he do whatever he could to please her, including taking her on excursions to Mombasa, shopping, etc.

He would even resort to borrowing money to satisfy her, but when paying for their children’s school fees became an issue, he could no longer afford to pamper her,  and soon became desperately accommodating, anything to avoid the knife.

The stress soon mounted, and he turned to drink, eventually being expelled from church and irritating his wife to the extent that she began to want revenge.

He finally cracked, and indulged in a spot of wife-beating after she failed to cook for their children.

This was the moment she had sought: she called out that her uncircumcised husband was beating her, and soon onlookers gathered (attracted by the accusation of him not being circumcised, rather than the wife-beating).

The man fled and locked himself in their house, but soon a mob formed and broke into his house, dragging him into the street and tearing off his clothes, where his intact penis was confirmed.

The crowd was outraged, and took no notice as the man covered himself and screamed that he really had been circumcised.

They demanded he be circumcised there and then in the street, but community elders decided to be merciful, so instead had his wife and some strong young men drag him to a dispensary.

The wife  in her turn soon encountered problems explaining why she had allowed the hideous secret to be kept…

Via Heaven.

Some might be tempted to brush this off as a humourous tale, but give some thought to how the tale might read if the wife was the uncircumcised one being stripped in the street and dragged to the dispensary to have parts of her initmate anatomy removed, as is the custom in parts of Africa…

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    Comment by Chalkzone
    03:34 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont see what's so bad in losing that "extra feeling". I thought men wants to last longer when having sex. From what I know, males have "resting period" after ejaculation, before the next erection, while females do not have this "resting period" and can do continuous sessions.

    Comment by Fonzer
    03:46 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they can last longer with a proper mindset and some training and control.Don't need the circumcision for it.
    But i do wonder do they last longer becouse of circumcision?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:47 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not just about men lasting longer but women being quicker.

    Sex for the most part is overcoming the female body's poor design with regards to sex and women fooling men into believing that when she doesn't climax it's his fault and has nothing to do with her.

    We believe that however long it takes a woman to climax is normal never asking the question is she taking too long and does she need more "help" in that area.

    By laying ALL the blame wrongly on men leads to a whole host of problems for both genders but especially men leading men to wrong conclusions and extreme methods like circumcision in order to satisfy difficult, lazy, uneducated, and often frigid (i'm talking about sex and not in general) women.

    It should be a mans body a mans choice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:42 06/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are a lot of studies out there that say that uncircumcised men last longer then those that have been cut.

    This seams to be because someone who is cut needs more active stimulation during sex to maintain an erection there for go straight to "Hard Pounding" and overstimulate themselves to ejaculation. This also makes it harder to get the woman to orgasm because the female needs a build up of stimulation to reach climax.

    This is why the uncircumcised tend to last longer, they can start slower and maintain an erection easier because they are more sensitive, there by matching their climax timing to the females.

    That is why we are naturally designed that way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:23 29/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I could not agree more I think that it's wrong to be cut

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    21:08 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ouch, that's painful!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 17/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh my. o.O

    I've been to Kenya, and it was the scariest shit EVER when this warrior who was guarding us started to talk about circumcision (with our guide translating) and he visually demonstrated with his spear how one would circumcise a woman, and how it would be in front of the entire village. ._.; As a girl, that is probably the scariest thing ever to imagine, and the whole time he had this creepy grin on his face...

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    10:05 19/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If I ever decide to get circumcised, I'd go see Komachi...

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    Comment by paul
    13:23 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i dont see whats wrong with being uncircumcised

    Comment by l
    06:48 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nobody parent has the right to have their child circumcised its not the parents body its the childs so its a failure of respect and care of the child by the parent to grow up as a healthy whole individual.
    it should be considered as a surgical crime against a defenceless minor who has no choice in the matter and therefore a hostile act. there are 24.000 nerves in a natural penis circumcision removes 20.000 of them so its dumb,lees is not more.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:54 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well.. I am all for different cultures and all, but this is a little unfair for the man involved. Just my moralfag showing.

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    Comment by Atma
    10:58 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm against circumcision for both genders. Iknow it sounds strange coming from a lesbian, but I believe everyone should have equal opportunity to enjoy the full extent of their genitalia, especially if it happens to them and it's forced and/or they are a child. At least wait until they can make their own decision, traditions be damned.

    And for those going "Ahhh it's so hard to clean!" I take it you've never bathed or showered in your life. Just apply warm water and soap and you're fine. That goes for both genders. No need to do extensive douching or get surgery into this. Just don't be a lazy fuck and treat your happy parts well and they'll treat you well in return.

    Besides, Africa is so rife with forced female circumcision (under reasons such as owning a clit poisons breast milk) it's kind of surprising to me to hear about a guy getting cut in that country, be it forced or not. We're talking about a continent that has sewn vaginas so shut that the menstrual blood can't come out properly and they get infected and die just because they don't like how pussies look or what they do. Either force it on both or don't do it at all, really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:54 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >that country
    Your credibility wasn't looking too good before, but you lost it here. Africa is populated by a wide range of diverse cultures; painting it with so broad a brush as you did is sheer ignorance, willing or otherwise.

    Here's the same thing, from another perspective: see how native Tibetans think of it when you call them Chinese.

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    Comment by Atma
    12:34 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, I didn't mean to come off that way at all. I know there are people there, like everywhere, that don't fall into this category, but there are a lot over there that paint a bad picture for the rest. They're the ones I can't stand.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:04 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You replied to the wrong discussion tree, Shuu.

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    Comment by Shuu
    17:36 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know which other discussion tree you're referring to, but the only other one that seems to fit this particular topic did not yet exist when I wrote my comment (check the date/time)...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:22 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll accept that.

    The thing is, though, a lot of times, men's foreskin is far more difficult to deal with than just "wash it properly". Not every penis is the same, and for a lot, the judgment call is "better to not have to worry about the foreskin".
    I'll agree that if the circumcision isn't done in infancy, it ought to be the choice of the individual, though.

    Another point: "force it on both or don't do it at all" doesn't really apply as such, here. Men can (and have for ages) have fulfilling sex lives without foreskins. It's fact that they have "less nerves for pleasure" than before, but it certainly doesn't prevent intense and satisfying orgasms from occurring. That is not the case with most forms of female circumcision; removal of the clitoral hood, or the clitoris itself, can drastically impede the ability of a woman to orgasm at all, as I'm sure you can imagine. Men's bits just don't work that way.

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    Comment by Shuu
    21:58 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you can't hold it long enough for the girl to reach climax, you're not worthy to begin with. Each and every pro-circumcision "argument" I've read here is utter bullshit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:27 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What this cutie said. While I do not endorse forced male circumcision, it does seem to have its benefits, intentional or not. Since male reaches organism much faster than female, circumcision actually sort of helps to "synch"
    both together. Plus most girls prefer processed meat rod anyways. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:52 12/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    that is a sweeping generalization... I personally prefer intact though to be fair, I've only ever had intact and circumcised penises look mutilated to me

    circumcision should be a choice made by a consenting adult and not forced on a newborn with no concept of anything but eat, poop and sleep.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:35 06/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Plus Africa is a CONTINENT not a COUNTRY.

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    Comment by Tommy
    16:18 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is strange.. *rolling eyeballs*

    Comment by TNinja
    10:44 28/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This world is... interesting.

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    Comment by Sukunai
    09:49 18/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Words fail me.

    Fucking religious idiots will have to suffice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:50 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    cut off her libia, that'll teach the whore who's in charge.

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    Comment by DeRosset
    04:05 19/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Some might be tempted to brush this off as a humourous tale, but give some thought to how the tale might read if the wife was the uncircumcised one being stripped in the street and dragged to the dispensary to have parts of her initmate anatomy removed, as is the custom in parts of Africa…"

    I'm pretty sure having a man's foreskin removed is less traumatic than having a woman's clitoris cut.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:33 06/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No it isn't. Imagine having all the skin around the Clitoris removed so it no longer had any protection from outside friction, how long until it no longer was a sensitive as it started out?

    That is the issue when you circumcise a male, you are leaving the most sensitive parts open so they quickly become desensitized. This doesn't even include the fact that there are thousands of nerve endings that are lost when you replace the foreskin with scare tissue.

    Would it be okay to you if all they made the woman do was have a labial circumcision to punish her for hiding the fact that he was uncut?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:25 03/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, but male circumcision is just that, circumcision. It's bad as you've said, but it's nothing comparable to what they do to females in Africa. They cut off the whole clit. It's as if they were chopping off the dicks of every single guy because pleasure is "impure". It's just sick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 18/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is so stupid...every human male is born with a fore skin its there to serve a purpose. I mean thats alot of nerves on your penis being cut off.

    Comment by Matetrix
    11:51 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In my opinion circumcision should not be allowed. The only reason would be medical reasons like if it's to tight or whatever that might cause harm.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    CULTURE SHOCK!!!!!! BITCHESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Comment by Bronxdragon
    13:35 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh yeah....*ahem* Wtf?

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    Comment by Reboot
    16:49 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 25/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think that people should be forced to get circumcisions, but if a parent decides to have it done for their baby is ok with me.

    On another note (and yeah this won't win me any friends but.....)
    Human foreskins discarded after circumcision are sold to biomedical companies for use in artificial skin manufature. One foreskin contains enough genetic material to grow 250,000 square feet of new skin. They are also used as a 'secret' ingredient in popular antiwrinkle gels............. (not joking lol)

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:36 06/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would it be okay with you if a parent decided to cut the earlobes of of their baby? They serve no purpose really and the ear is so much more aesthetically pleasing without them.

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    Comment by tyciol
    18:50 12/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You contradicted yourself: we consider babies people once they're born so parents should not force them to do it.

    I'd be fine with parents harvesting stem cells so long as they keep the foreskin intact.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    11:23 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    who cares they are all like fucking wild animals anyways...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 01/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Circumcision is never humorous. Unless accidental

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    Comment by tyciol
    16:55 12/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish I could just say "Kenya is fucked up" but we do this to our male babies, it happened to me, and it's seriously fucked.

    Comment by Fonzer
    10:01 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But where do you store your precum when you are really turned on and have the best fap?
    Like i managed to do it a couple of times,first used my thoughts about the most hottest thing ever,got really much precum.
    In the end had to use a 1 fap per 2 or 4 seconds,becouse the feeling was soooo incredable that the single fap gave me many strong feelings.
    Lol i guess im pretty good,but that was pretty rare to feel the best feeling ever.
    And cumming then it was quite intense really.

    Comment by Chalkzone
    03:13 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks for sharing... *sarcasm*

    Comment by Fonzer
    04:31 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Fonzer
    04:41 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    hmm made a few mistakes typos in this articles comments.
    Gonna fix that problem for other articles.

    Comment by Zardoz
    20:16 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

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    Comment by softbanker
    20:20 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL I just love reading articles here. There are so much that I learned with other countries laws and customs and the galleries are just bonuses. Great site indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:22 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    strangefag reporting! I was born without a foreskin...where is your god now?!?!?!?

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    Comment by Chrouya
    20:39 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Moses was born circumcised as well, so nothing strange to it. Your god is still the same old god we all know. Live with it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:26 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a fine example of someone believing what others tell him about the past. Here is your god.

    Comment by Tasunke
    20:25 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hawt pic, like it.

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    Comment by LunarSD
    20:54 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So incredibly 2nd'd. That would be the good kind of pain.

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    Comment by Tate
    20:01 01/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    rage hard. poor dude.

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