
Some genius of marketing has produced these very fancy pantsu, sure to please lovers of both elephants and thongs.
You can see them modeled below:




You can see Melonpan’s other erotic antics with the plunger at source. See also his room, the envy of many an otaku, if this is all too much for you.
Via a certain Swiss hentai reader of this very site.
And if you were curious about seeing more of bathing Nagi-sama…
oh my god my eyes, my eyes. the need to clean my eyes
Melonpan, someday i will come over to your place and F!"£$%G kill you!!!(>.<).
WOW That guy is so sexy. I wanna his elephant up my ASS NAO!!!!!
OH GOD, OH GOD, WHY??? WHY?????
... the Strike Witches cosplay was funny, but this is just overwhelming Oo... I think you've gone too far, Melonpan.
uses C3PO voice (in shock!)" OOOOH, How Horrid!"
See, this doesn't annoy me as it's just pointless exhibitionism. I've noticed in the last week or so the recent posts about that blonde-guy whose a "Trap", Man bites off penis, and women cuts off mans penis, and some Misc. male-sex stuff to which all I can say is- Someone is might be a little too obsessed with male genitalia.
They secretly want to have these conversations but can't do it 'outloud' so they post this 'suggestive' stuff. Perhaps, some people get 'excited' or 'aroused' by these topics and the shock & horror it produces in 'Normal People'.
One photo would've sufficed right? or certain areas could've been 'Blurred'?....No, someone thinks this is some how relavent to guys who like Anime Girls and they're getting a kick out "this stuff". Just an opinion!
I for one am laughing at how close this guys Orange tooth brush is to his toilet. I can't imagine how much bacteria it collects ever time he flushes....OOH did I make anyone Uncomfortable?- LoL.
Wait, whaaa? Are you referring to Artefact's writing articles about male genitilia?
But no, it wasn't exactly the fact that there are photographs of a very poorly clad man, but rather that the said man was posing in somewhat sexual poses. And also the last picture of him showing his butt covered with only what appears to be a piece of string. I mean, if I wanted to look at a male's behind, I would just look in the mirror.
Though if you want to find humour in these pictures, there IS the fact that in the last picture, he is sitting on his plunger.
No, No, No!...why do I even try.
Artefact is in "the Clear"- he simply posts it. I don't think he's into dudes- I think he 'experiments' with shocking subject matter. It's his site. I applaud the daring. Who'd have thought the thread about "Spoiled Princess Silverwear" would've been so amusing?- it was.
I was reffing to people who 'Like' the topics (like "Traps")- saying "It's so bad" and now we have 'man-ass'- to which people got more repulsed. If they're repulsed- why comment? I'm commenting on the 'Commentors' (or eventual comments). My third paragraph explains ways to show this stuff in a less 'repulsive' way.
I'm more shocked how close his toothbrush is to his crapper!- I could care less about a nude guy on a plunger. PLUS, the next topic after this is about a womens boobs being 'cut-off'- lol. WTF? How did site get so 'extreme' and Hard-core?- lolol.
I won't bother to point out to you in detail that we have been running such content from the start... If people did respond we would soon cease to publish material of whatever type.
Haha hey, it's the sense of security. We condemn things which we find to be out of the norm to ensure ourselves of the "normality" which we live in. It is quite ironic, however, seeing that the sense of normality is rather quite subjective than an objective concept. Though, of course, I doubt half the commenters who post in such a fashion mean what they say...
>.<
Didn't Melonpan give up on otaku way of life? I remember reading an article on DannyChoo (4/11) about him giving up.
Hahaha I don't think this has anything to do with otaku's way of life though...
Actually was just trolling/late april fools. His girlfriend isn't pregnant (as he stated was his reason) and he did not give up his otaku way of life.
Really? I guess that's really nice to hear, although what of his poor Alter Rin figure, who he drilled a hole in?
How could they made this nightmare come true?
It's melonpan, you should expect anything from him when it comes to lulz.
Cannot be unseen....
shit!!!
this is madness!!!
make me want to puke...
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
SPARTA? THIS IS get out
Sparta? This is MELONPAN!
Lol. It's because you scrutinized the shots(shits)...
I managed to avert my gaze in time!
Reminds me of Inukami!....
Oh god, now I remember D:
Me too!
Kawahira...
Ya but Inukami was funny and not disturbing.....of course that might have been because of the loli dog...
Thanks for that, Arte. It's always nice to be scarred in the morning. <3
PICS NOT NECESSARY ARRRR
it might be a trap... careful everyone.
A reverse trap?
lol
oh Sh!t! F^&K! my eyes.....
ROFL, melonpan is getting bolder everyday
They've made these for years...
You can get them in one of the department stores in my city where there's not even a trunk, just a hole so that your trunk is the trunk.
Sorry to burst that bubble.
HOLY CRAP. Oh gawd...someone gouge my eyes out. X3
Oh yeah baby, yeah! http://s11.directupload.net/images/090422/2fw4iask.jpg
what is this i dont even
LOL WUT?
You win.
Sad part is that he can't fill up the trunk.
BLARGH!
OWWWW!! mah EYES!! it BURRNNSSSS
SHIT. I wake up to check my mail and i find this on the fucking home page.
Thanks a lot Artefact, this totally ruined my day.
What's with all the "omg can't unsee" comments? Are you that paralyzed with the fear of seeing a naked man? I really don't understand all this "afraid to be associated with homosexuality" thing that plagues the Internet.
On the other hand, this article made me laugh hard. Thanks, Artefact.
I second this.
You guys should learn how to appreciate the beauty of your own bodies. I'm perfectly straight by the way, with no attraction to guys. Just don't let this kind of stuff ruin your day.
People love to be shocked, outraged, or in some cases titillated in ways they will not admit to, so pay them no heed.
Haha you know us too well, Artefact.
MOTHER FUCK! darn! that's SOOOoooOooooOoooOo GAY!
Hahaha, this is hilarious.
Thanks for this, perfect thing to hear about/ see before going to bed. xDD
I found that difficult to fap to, but I did manage somehow...
.... Wow.
Congratulations~
I SALUTE you man!
Aww, you guys make me blush & stuff.
But it's nothing to be proud of. I cried the whole time.
Now you know why you declare yourself as the king.