Man Bites Off Own Penis
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Apr 22, 2009 07:51 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Medical, New York, Self Abuse, USA
A man has been hospitalised after biting off his own penis.
The man (26), a resident of Brooklyn, New York, was discovered by police behind a building, bleeding profusely.
He was found to have bitten off the tip (presumably the glans) of his own penis, apparently by contortion.
He is now recovering in hospital. It is not clear what became of the portion of his penis he gnashed off.
Police are frank about the mystifying nature of the case: “How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind.”
He was previously accused of violating a 13-year-old girl, and was later sentenced to two months for misdemeanours.
Via Digimaga.
The man apparently had sexual issues, so possibly this was an attempt to set matters right?
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...How...
I think it's more of a "Why" question.
i think "wut?" would sum it all.
Yeah that's pretty much it.
lolwut would fit nicely. a man who indignifies himself is deemed amusing.
how about a nice, old, humorous
LOL QUE
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/158/original/Lol_que.jpg
wakarimasen lol
I'm sure the before last Anon meant "jajaja que"
One thing for sure is, he must have a really big penis to be able to reach it and bite it off. That explains the how.... as for the why, who the heck knows
I'd rather say he's pretty flexy one to do this. I don't have too big troble reaching my penis by just bending myself enough. :P
maybe he just wanted to try it, see what it felt like XD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
big and or flexy is the trick here...
Gay man gone wrong?
AH...so that's why Perez Hilton was soo angry of late!...he can't reach!! So he toke it out on sexy Miss California.
How'd he reach?
no self respecting gay man would need to blow himself.
Naw dude, the guy was a homeless and he was starving. Duh, you gotta survive, even if it means.....
hey, sometimes a guy just has to toss his own salad..
why? simple, masturabation.
just that instead of fap fap fap he goes nom nom nom
Wow, nice use of onomatopoeia there.
I laughed my ass off on the last four comments (rofl)
That was hilarious! XD
Most important,
Why Shishioh?
i lol'd so bad...
I think it was more for the expression. A picture to show how the man would feel. LOL
That was the man's expression when he realized what he did.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
how? and why?
O.o
This hurts me to my very core, and I'm a girl.
Fuck.
Well, all girls have a little guy inside.
Thx.
If you're my girl,you have a big guy inside.
I see what you did there...
lol
Yup, I loled.
Judging by your comment, I'd say you're hot, nice and girly. xo
How the hell is this physically possible???
What do they teach you in school now-a-days? It is perfectly possible, for the lithe obviously.
in my days at the school, they don't teach me how to lick my own penis.. you have some sick teachers..
If his penis is long enough and (probably) erect, a limber person could get to the tip.
In my younger days, I was able to lick to tip of mine.
Seconded.
If I really tryed, I could do more than just the tip.
Now I'm too fat, LOL. :/
ewww... you were able to? or you actually did it?
I have a strict policy: Never let a lady do something that I wouldn't do myself. :) :)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I have a strict policy: Never let a lady do something that I wouldn’t do myself"
BEST LINE/ COMEBACK I'VE HEARD!!!!!!!!
You sir win!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"I have a strict policy: Never let a lady do something that I wouldn’t do myself."
That is THE BEST comeback I have heard today!
You Sir win!
lol'd
then you must develop yourself a vagina and sex yourself before letting a woman gives you the pleasure...
damn it's hard being you
wtf are you a cat? you gotta your own spine if you try that
Haven't yet heard of autofellatio, have you?
Protip: this is not how you do it.
Well, I guess he has a very flexible spine. At least he didn't eat it, like the last one.
btw, Artefact: who draw that pictura of Makoto Shishio?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=1088422 [http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=1088422]
Blog moved to http://sirimarudasi.blog99.fc2.com/ but it's missing a lot of stuff.
"It is not clear what became of the portion of his penis he gnashed off."
Are you sure about that? :P
The tip is the most sensitive...damn.
o.O must you mention that??
ouch...