Pedobear Plush
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: Apr 17, 2009 00:22 JST
- Tags: 2ch, 4chan, Anime Goods, Dolls, Loli, Lolicon, Pedobear, Plushies
Fans of lolicon icon pedobear, in whose company no loli is said to be safe, may be interested to see him incarnated in the form of this plushie.
Astonishingly, the plush is still in need of a distributor, so it looks to be some time before it becomes available. Hopefully some publicity will solve that, assuming it is a genuine pedobear product.
Via the forums.
This exchange is shaping up to be legend:
TsubasaNoTenshi: Does it come with a loli inside?
muteKi: No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli.
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Do want!
Same here.
As a meme related memorabilia this is pure genius.
I want one but it ain't anatomically correct so fail
I think the anatomy is fine, it's just the perspective he's drawn in makes it tough to tell.
I'm gonna buy this, definitely
>No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli.
LOL!!
In need of a distributor?! Astonishing indeed.. I'd hit- I mean I'd buy it.
Not sure if want.
Same
stuff that all lolicon must have...
this is a symbol of true lolicon...
Send Him to Philippines.
This is what you get...
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/topic.php?id=645#post-10113
srsly...
i'm buying one for my philippine wife
I want
Oh and the PERFECT gift idea for any baby girl just let em sleep and cuddle with the bear all night long. LOL
and 14 years later she discovers what it all means and either
a) reports you to the police
b) stays overnight. ... yeah right.
Why don't you have a seat over there
no plz we just wanted to play house!! or umm watch tv?? ah damn you fuckin dateline.
Im not sure if i want. Im afraid might it turn out to be an FBI beacon.
muteki's genius has been noted.
also i dont trust this plushy one bit... its got the stink of chris hansen all over it.
Someone should mail one to him (Hansen).
People are gonna get v&
for UNICEF with love...
~~~ SIGNED : Lolicon Lover
o lol...
+1
Who wouldn't want this?
EPIC! Now all I need is Paedobear's dakimakura, oppai pad, hat, T-shirt and maybe PS3 game :3
yes to the PS3 game
cant even imagine.
Pair it with a Beako plushie and you've got yourself a deal!
*Beako plushie *
now there's a winner of an idea....
DO WANT
All pedobears are now extinct in the Philippines.
we must sent aid to all pedobear in the piliphinnes... save them...
Pedobailout?
Who says they are?
They're just hiding out away from the city
har har har.
Probably just due to the shit /b/ meme "PEDOBEAR XD LULZ" status that this has become, that this is even getting a plushie.
And due to that any person that isn't brand new to internet memes (aka oldfags) will never want to associated with the random shit pedobear has become.
I thought SC had a little dignity left than to go to the LOL SO RANDOM route.
FUCK.
I RAGE IN VAIN.
Still kind of want one though.
Suffering from amnesia?
What?
I guess this is why they call it Random XD
Definitely an instant purchase when it becomes available.
God I really hope they except paypal :D
I hope they don't. Paypal is my only payment method.
wow the hilarity of Icy-nee-san's typo and VDZ's response. A+
Such a magnificent plushie
i want one!! going to give this as a gift ^_^
Soon everyone shall know of my genius.
I already knew it... (I know you know)
Possible future memes creation team, unite!
And a legend is born...
*Bows down to MuteKi*
*facepalm*
I've always thought you weren't gonna post this...
Amusing that it turned out like this. As standard practice, the stuff I find that I don't think is quite good enough to make the Sankaku Complex front page, I usually put on the forums. However, the exchange from Tsubasa and muteKi elevated it from forum fodder to gold.
It's a must