Japanese Women Want It Hard

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A recent sexological survey of Japanese women reveals just what they want in terms of a man’s penis; hardness trumps length and girth by a considerable margin.

The survey, “For a Better Sex Life”, was conducted with scientific rigour by the Urology Department at Toho University’s medical faculty, covering over 5,000 female participants, with the objective of better probing sexual satisfaction amongst women, with firm stress on the importance of hardness.

They found that 40% of women felt “hardness” the most important factor in appraising a man’s penis, followed by a positively flaccid 18% for “thickness” and 17% for “length.”

When it came to “getting it up quickly”, a patient 84% would in fact rather their partner display “staying power.”

The survey also delved into areas of intimacy: to the multiple choice question “What is your favoured atmosphere for having sex?”, the most popular preference proved to be “an atmosphere of kindness and affection expressed by words and deeds” (17%), followed by “Not one-sided” (14%), as well as a setting “with mood” and “where I can speak up”, both with 12%.

Men may be surprised to hear that concerns over technique and performance ranked only 12th, with 3%, whilst Japanese women are apparently forgiving of performance problems: coming in at 18th, only 0.2% admitted to caring about premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. 0.4% actually wanted “to get it over with quickly.”

Regarding the deeply felt concerns over hardness, the researcher draws attention to the American developed “Erection Hardness Scale”, unsurprisingly enough a rating system for the hardness of a man’s member.

The 5 level scale extends from 0 to 4, with 1 being likened to “jelly”, 2 to “orange”, 3 to “grapefruit”, and 4 to “apple.” Jelly and orange are signs of erectile dysfunction, whilst even grapefruit may prove a sign of the disorder if a man or his partner expresses dissatisfaction.

Conveniently, this means any couple with an unsatisfied partner and a hardness less than “apple” will be able to be diagnosed with Erectile Dysfunction, and so receive medication, likely in the form of highly effective blockbuster anti-impotence drug Viagra…

Via ZakZak.


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    Avatar of Miroku74
    Comment by Miroku74
    16:20 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And of course, is this the same cross section of Japanese women who want their men to also have 10 million yen salaries, and also be firm and decisive?

    I'll file this with the books on unicorns, honest politicians, and such.

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    Comment by iPood
    18:19 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey so which part should be as hard as an apple, those are pretty solid and it's pretty much impossible for the tip anyway.
    I'm guessing I'm somewhere between grapefruits and apples avaragely.

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    Comment by Loli Star
    11:32 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bwuahahahahaha!

    It's time we Americans traveled to Japan for their sexual needs. Especially you African-Americans in America, the Japanese women would love to get you in bed.

    LOL!

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    Comment by Artefact

    There are plenty of fat, ugly Americans already in Japan who are way ahead of you... Possibly it has something to do with unpopularity in their own country?

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    Comment by firaku
    Comment by Anonymous
    14:35 12/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    would the scale of zero be unable to erect at all??

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:26 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    got news for you faggots, by working out you can improve the flow of blood in your veins, this makes it possible to increase the hardness of your member exponentially.

    Comment by Zhar
    12:27 09/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know this is off topic, but what is that image from?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 09/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AHahah boy japanese don't satisfy their desires .

    Comment by Ken
    22:43 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank you, this article improved my confidence!
    I have a medium size penis, I used to worry if it's too small to give women the pleasure they wanted but after reading this article I think I might as well have a chance to be a successful Husband & Father =]
    If I'm not misunderstood, women don't care much about how long nor how big the size is but they care about how long can u hold the erection of the penis before ejaculation xD
    Btw, I'm single and open, my ASL is 21/M/HK

    Comment by Waterfall Towers (The Envoy)
    22:37 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The survey also delved into areas of intimacy “What is your favoured atmosphere for having sex?”,

    “where I can speak up” = no fellatio then?

    Comment by BuggyBY
    04:46 09/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Toho University

    Where do I sign up? I need them to teach me the way to beat Utsuho on Lunatic T_T

    Comment by kc
    06:47 09/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for all the jokes being banded about....the majority of men in the world believe that size is king and many have issues with the size of theirs but this article is spot on in terms of what actually makes a good penis in terms of sex - hardness! i can vouch for this...mine is not long at all...probably less than average in the west but its apple hard and stays like that all during sex AND (heres where some people get it wrong) the secondary plus point is that i can get it hard again pretty quick...ready for round 2 (its not about staying hard after you come as its abit of a turn-off for women and freaking dodgy in terms on breaking a condom!)

    bit of advice...women love a hard penis in the cow girl position.....never fails

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    Comment by ajnac
    10:35 05/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sh*t, am getting a hard on while reading this article. I'm so interested with jap-women. :D

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    Comment by tyciol
    04:44 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese women are so sensible, not like ours.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 16/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    perfect take from Ur Guide To Japanese Girlfriend.

    Comment by Friend
    14:06 05/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a sex friend isn't it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 14/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O.O I think so...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:18 02/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it even possible to get as hard as an apple? Apples are hard you know. And the consistency of an erected dick is totally not the same as any of those fruits, and not really comparable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 22/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your just thinking too much because your dick is like jello.

    Comment by kenzipo
    06:03 08/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can definitely back the hardness vote. When you're tight, size doesn't matter much. But it's hard to do it with one that doesn't get stiff enough, since he has to j-j-jam it in. Adequate blood flow is key, I think. On a related note, condoms suck.

    As for atmosphere, I'm terribly shy about being exposed, so one where I'm very comfortable is best. And it seems the more we talk, the more it ruins the mood, so less of that would be good. I'd like to be able to do it without giggling for once.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:53 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so what we need to get those girls' heart is just hardness eh?

    khukhukhu

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    Comment by Tsunande
    06:12 08/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I could rape a rock!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    over 9000 hardness ftw

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    Comment by Dee
    11:53 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd b happily screwing diamonds soon ^___^

    Comment by Al-Zabber
    Comment by Mononoke
    02:44 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why hard plastic penis sales up, bcoz it stay hard forever ......
    Man always think Bigger can give female full tank feelings..but may be we are wrong....

    Comment by Al-Zabber
    02:23 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank god for youth... Viagra freaks the hell out of me. But not as much as that freaking apple and oranges thing. Hell, i wouldn't think "members" are bout the same firmness as jelly even at the worst of times.

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    Comment by CC
    03:54 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well that's the first time I can say "I'm the proud owner of an Apple!"

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by CC
    04:16 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wonder how popular the Apple iPole [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/7/new_macs.html] would be with the japanese ladies ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:21 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha good one CC

    Comment by DeGrade
    03:45 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do Japanese women even have sex anymore?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only with male hosts. And I doubt they are usually very hard given the obscene amounts of alcohol they have to drink. Maybe that's why so many women are concerned about hardness...

    Comment by Teabag
    03:28 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The 5 level scale extends from 0 to 4, with 1 being likened to “jelly”, 2 to “orange”, 3 to “grapefruit”, and 4 to “apple.” Jelly and orange are signs of erectile dysfunction, whilst even grapefruit may prove a sign of the disorder if a man or his partner expresses dissatisfaction."

    No wood comparison?

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    Comment by Dee
    11:54 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's reserved for "special" Species..

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    Comment by softbanker
    03:39 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah! I got high confidence that my people has the hardest of them all other races, that includes ME weheheh ;p

    Comment by OniZai
    01:19 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats why i said it a million time; one shouldnt be gentle with a girl in the first place.

    Later on she'll complain to put your back into it!

    Comment by Detailoid
    00:34 09/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought the general rule of thumb was that if you were with someone nervous, you should start gentle and the more aroused she gets the rougher you can be. If you're with a girl who's almost tearing your clothes off and almost shagging you against a wall, being as rough would probably be the more intelligent choice.

    Comment by Reflectia
    01:20 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ba-da-bing, ba-da-bang, ba-da-boom!
    Talk about surprising results for japanese women.

    Comment by DumF
    01:22 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow what a survey. is it not common sense that a hard penis once erected is a healthy penis, reminds me of the sex show i am watching in the UK lately.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know, what a pointless survey.

    Boys, don't you know that a hard penis is a great turn on for women? If you don't, it's time to go outside and mingle with more ladies.

    Comment by Ivory
    01:23 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    can hear mens saying "oh my gah"

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    Comment by Archer112
    01:13 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    .....So American porn is a big no no to Japanese ladys?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:43 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    american porn is like watching ice melt

    Comment by Teacherzpet
    12:49 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually it's more like watching mud dry.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sex Friend Pic caught my attention.
    My First Hentai. Hayase is mai slut waifu

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    Comment by onitake
    03:04 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not my first, but my favourite :)

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    Comment by Michio
    02:38 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sex Friend was my first too. O_o

    Comment by Tsunande
    06:06 08/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gonna be mine too

    Comment by cloudhopper
    04:34 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mine too :3

    Comment by Teacherzpet
    12:45 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So I'm really the only one who started on New/Shin Angel? :(

    EP 4 and the one with the golden shower ghost FTW. Still hot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol speaking of old shit...twin dolls,the first bible black,can can bunnies and tokio private police for me....

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:09 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mine too...

    Comment by Anon
    08:18 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dang, I feel old. La Blue Girl was mine. And I saw that when it could be considered new.






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