Japanese men have been asked to identify what female behaviour gives them the false impression “I have a chance with her”, when in fact the man has no chance at all…
The results are enlightening, though perhaps not in all cases surprising; the top 10 follow:
1. “Let’s go home together.”
2. Being called by my first name.
3. When she asks to have a sup of my drink (indirect kiss!).
4. Being touched when she’s sitting next to me and says “Mou!” (“Oh you!”, etc.).
5. Being talked to in a sweet voice.
6. When she responds to mails promptly.
7. When you’re invited to a lady’s home and told “Just take a seat on the bed.”
8. Being told by her “I think I had a bit too much to drink!”
9. Receiving mails from her ending in heart marks.
10. Discussing things when she’s looking up at you.
Via Itai News.
2ch offers such fanciful gems as “It’s ok to come inside” and “Let’s have sex”…
#7 Take a seat?
XDDD
man they dont play hard enough you know how I get teased.
1 sit on my lap
2 stroke my cheek
3 rub my thigh
4 lean in a for a kiss but whisper instead
5 lie next to you
6 give you a fake number
7 take your offer to buy them a drink…then walk off
8 polite conversation then leave for the ladies room and never come back
9 walk over and shoot you a “come this way look”
10 stare at you
my god I love canada
note these are in succession one being total tease etc
. When you’re invited to a lady’s home and told “Just take a seat on the bed
That means SEX
it would be funnier something like:
take a sit on the bed, get undressed, put a condom
then go to sleep xD
But that could just also mean you’ll be the guy at school the next day that everyone is gawking at because there are now naked pics of you floating around.
Ladies and gents, this anonymous is fucking confused when the girl he is almost in love with calls him by a nickname and talks sweetly with him… (roughly numbers 2 and 5) Yet the relationship has not advanced because of mindgames.
Will I be stoned if I say none of this has ever happened to me.