Top 10 Traps Set by Japanese Women

Reading this list just about sums up my relationships with most woman :(

Just curious, where did that image at the top of this post came from?

Well, then I suppose this is the mother of all traps, when my japanese (female and 3D) friend insisted to sleep on my bed (with me in it as well), and then two days after when I told her I was getting interested in her (気になってる to be precise), she got so disgusted and told me that she couldn't even understand how I'd get the wrong impression, and then called me a pig because that's how animals behave.

We never spoke after that though V_V

1,2,3,4,5,6,and 10 have happened to me...damnit.

Guys can be such babies. You're nice to them and suddenly you're a frigid cunt if you don't want to fuck them. I just like comic books and anime, I wish I could talk to other people who do without having to console every nerd assholes ego when I turn them down. And then they always ask why. Ugh.

And as far as girls being manipulative... I've read a lot of papers that show Japanese communication is very much like Western Female Communication patterns, so you American otakus better get used to being able to read people and pick up on atmosphere because it's not gonna get any easier over there.

it happened to me once.. but I get to fuck her repeatedly afterward.. thank god she didn't get pregnant..

Quoting someone smart, "Men don't have platonic friends; They have women they haven't fucked yet!"

2D is still better though.

So who cares.

The only thing women say to me...um, well they kinda yell it out...and not at me in particular is......"RAPE"!!

"I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?"

shit women

This is why I always interpret a woman's action as "putting me in the friend zone". It's because they're always so misleading. The last thing I want is to misinterpret a woman's action as something that would invite an intimate relationship.

BTW, if a girl says "Can I lean on you?", is it a sign that she likes me?

Damn I've been called by my first name so many times. I'm such a fool!

Also, forgetting some.
11) Let's have dinner some time.
12) I really had fun tonight.
13) Really!? That's so interesting/cool.
14) I really like spending time with you.
15) So where is your place?

>.>

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Don't assume that things will go your way when it comes to girls... it'd be better if you were thought as a dense person rather than someone assuming too much... -_-

Assumption is the mother of all f***ed up ideas...

There are plenty of girls out there who lead guys on knowingly, but I have to say most women don't ever intend to send the wrong message or give false hope.

Most of my friends are guys, and I may do some of these things with them, but I'm not interested in them and I have no reason to believe they're interested in me. I act the same with my girlfriends. I joke around a lot and tend to touch/nudge people on the arm while I'm talking to them. I've been called a flirt before, but I'm really just very friendly. I've only had 1 or 2 people get the wrong idea as far as I know.

I can see number 3 as being very moe, but generally it might be awkward if she didn't say anything, especially in Japan. So it's more like being cute about it rather than bitchy. I'd say if she's comfortable being close to you (and possibly, maybe interested), she's more likely not to say anything in case you might feel offended or shift so that you're not touching at all.

The thing about "false hope" or these so-called "traps" is that it's probably just part of the girl's personality or how she acts with people she sees as friends and you can misinterpret this when you really like her. The best thing to do is to man up and talk to her about how you feel. She may not be aware of what she's doing or of how you feel.

If you just want her as a girlfriend or a hook-up, there's no reason not to be upfront and show your interest. She might be impressed by your honesty which could lead to something very positive. And rather than giving HER false hope of friendship, this way she'll know what you want from her. There's a mutual lead-on when a guy befriends a girl in order to get with her.

I love being good with women <3

Just hit and run my brethren!

Densha!

Some of those are just sad....

as if you wanted to avoid all these things, you have to do 2 things.

1st : always face the reality. just be cruel to yourself.
2nd : don't think or fantasy of sweet things too much.

being cruel to yourself is considered bad, but is better before things gets out of control, and you hurt yourself bad and hurt her as well. and maybe friendship won't even stay for you and her.

The indirect kiss is ridiculous, are they so much of clean freaks that they never drink from the same glass/bottle whatever so it's some kind of event?! O_o We always drink from the same bottle of wine, but I never even once thought bout "indirect kissing" XD

The whole "indirect kiss" thing is childish and stupid. The trouble one can get into by sharing a drink, seriously.

1. “Let’s go home together.”
shes scared off getting raped and she knows YOU aint got the balls to do it, so trust

2. Being called by my first name.
she forgot your last

3. When she asks to have a sip of my drink (indirect kiss!).
she ordered diet to be cute and its nasty, she comin for yours

4. Being touched when she’s sitting next to me and says “Mou!” (“Oh you!”, etc.).
she was hot and bothered, till she realized, oh, its just you, but still in her horny voice

5. Being talked to in a sweet voice.
if she talking its naturally a sweet voice(i hope) women either talk, nag or yell so anything sound sweet compared to the other 2

6. When she responds to mails promptly.
you interrupted her while she was talkin to someone she really wants to so she knocked you a they way real fast

7. When you’re invited to a lady’s home and told “Just take a seat on the bed.”
she didnt say lay down or get under the sheets u horny idiot

8. Being told by her “I think I had a bit too much to drink!”
if you do score, its only because shes gon out her mind, dont expect twosies

9. Receiving mails from her ending in heart marks.
her handwriting is ugly so she gotta compensate

10. Discussing things when she’s looking up at you.
if she was looking down on you then number 5 wasnt a worry

Ladies and gents, this anonymous is fucking confused when the girl he is almost in love with calls him by a nickname and talks sweetly with him... (roughly numbers 2 and 5) Yet the relationship has not advanced because of mindgames.

Will I be stoned if I say none of this has ever happened to me.