Ronald Pimps Girl for Chicken McNuggets
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Apr 4, 2009 10:13 JST
- Tags: Australia, Bizarre, Brisbane, Crime, Food, McDonald's, Prostitution
A man, coincidentally named Ronald Vikash Gander (27), and his 16-year-old girfriend together sold a teenage girl to five middle-aged men, recompensing her only with an occasional box of McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets.
Threatened with eviction if she tarried in her duties selling herself to her clients, the girl, a runaway, was compelled to accept the wholly unsatisfactory terms of her involuntary employment.
In all, the girl earned $4,500 AUD, most of which were used to pay the rent on a Brisbane apartment.
We do not hear of the disposition of the remainder of the funds, save that portion used to procure the girl’s Chicken McNuggets.
The man was later arrested and charged. He pleaded guilty to one count each of “procuring prostitution with a circumstance of aggravation” and “knowingly participating in the provision of prostitution with a circumstance of aggravation.”
The judge presiding over the described the prostitution charges as “sordid.” In addressing him, the judge said: “The girl was used as if she was a piece of meat…and your conduct can properly be described as that of a sleaze merchant.”
However, despite the egregious nature of the crime, the man was only sentenced to two and a half years of jail, to be suspended after a mere nine months.
Via News.
Whilst one can sympathize with the young girl in this case, her compensation in the form of the popular American poultry snack should not be underestimated: shortages of the chicken treat have prompted some to call for emergency assistance.
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loz @ this story and these comments.
I'm Lovin' It.
Gotta love how SC writers link their articles.
"Do you want some fries with that jailbait?"
Hahahaha, I'll gladly pay McNuggets for sex. Though of course, if the girl wasn't cheated out like this...
Holy crap!!
I live in Brisbane!!!!
Didn't think this sort of thing went on here tho... I never thought I'd see a story on Sankaku featuring my city, haha!
I STOPPED SCROLLING
What impressed me is that the guy has almost the same name as Ronald McD. If the guy's name was Sanders, would he pay the girl with a Zinger instead?
I think that's the girl from Bleach, Orihime...forgot the name.
and this time Australia.I can't wait for some news coming from India.
Guess she really liked those McNuggets.
I find it funny how when this news story gets reported, it's all "she got paid with nuggets", pushing aside the fact she was living with them in that fancy apartment. So the money she 'earned' would really be her part of the rent...
that pic is just *wow*
Sankaku Complex - Anime, manga and games observed from Japan
Funny how there's ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CONNECTION between a number of these "news" and Japan and anime...
+1 unfortunately. alot of random stuff getting posted
If you read it, then that is all that matters.
Where are these people coming from? We've run these stories from the start, and they are easily some of the most popular content on the site...
Maybe adding another thingo up the top saying 'world news' or something would help rid of such posts.
there is already "international" and "news" category, though.
you could say its part of multimedia. Just accept that and stfu
Quit your bitching, these articles are always the highlights. If I wanted to see only anime/manga information and quirks, I could visit the ten thousand other sites doing that exact same theme.
Likewise if I wanted to read about stuff like this I could go to News of the Weird or Fark or Digg or ten thousand other sites that do that exact same thing. But I don't because I would like to read about news, be it typical or perverted, related to manga/anime observed from Japanese culture.
Complain all you like, our decisions are based on people reading or not reading the articles.
Then don't read these articles? Pretty simple.
heh dont worry Kohaku u'll get used to it, or feel free to return to your site.
That's Orihime from Bleach
wrong, thats Ronald Mcdonald.
uuhh... there is Orihime AND McD.
no idea who drew this but i don't care XD
lol $4500 aud is alot of money man, can buy alot with that
Ronald should pimp the dumb sista that called 911 for the lack of McNuggets. LOFL!
yeah, imagine how many chiken mcnugget you can buy with that.
Ronald McDonald scares the sh*t out of me.
trust me, you're not the only one.
On a somewhat unrelated note: Clowns are cool.
You know, the tittle of this post was quite misleading in some ways X:
clowns are cool? then you have not seen the movie "IT".
And "IT" 2.
I have seen "It" and clowns are even cooler having seen it.
The king needs to execute the clown. Send all the king's men.
P.S. I like the Whopper better then the Big Mac.
Clowns are(like squirrels) evil.
"Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl."
He didn't pimp his girlfriend.
Hmmm... You are right, Ronald(lol) and his girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly rent (paying the girl with... Chicken McNuggets, lol)
Btw, I posted this before the edit.
Heh ;D
That's my bad. In my haste in editing, I left out some key words. Correction should follow shortly.
I think it's funnier to say that Ronald pimped out his own bitch for Chicken McNuggets.
Hey, when you need a chicken snack, there's no bottom to how low you can fall for it.
Indeed...
Hahahaha....
I completely missed the Ronald connection until Artefact pointed it out. Amazing sometimes how weird real life stories can get.
This is why the idea of us running an April Fool's is nonsensical. With the likes of Kadokawa and the hentai teachers around, who need to fabricate them?
mm.. only 2 1/2 years..............
Nobody seems to be commenting that his punishment is 1/10 as harsh as that for killing a cat.
Our dear Ronald. Isn't he lovely?
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/evil_ronald_mcdonald.jpg
http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Creepier%20Ronald%20McDonald/Creepier-Ronald-McDonald.jpg [http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Creepier Ronald McDonald/Creepier-Ronald-McDonald.jpg]
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scary-frightening-evil-ronald-mcdonald.jpg
http://www.listicles.com/wp-content/upload/0616_jackson.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/zombie_ronald_mcdonald.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/307659677_11b6aef398.jpg
Here we can see Ronald with the 13year old.
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Ronald-McDonald-3497.jpg
And this is after his arrest.
http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/international/photosvideos/photos/ronald-mcdonald-is-arrested-in.jpg