North Korean Missiles Face Deadly Gauntlet


Bellicose beggar-state North Korea may threaten Japan with missile over-flights, but any such launch is doomed by Japan’s superior technology, as the above missile defence diagram illustrates quite clearly.

All kinds of sophisticated defensive systems await the rockets should they come too close for comfort.

However, it is hoped that North Korea will be polite enough not to develop its missile menace too quickly, as all of the systems illustrated (save the PAC-3, which is not strictly designed for such use), from THAAD and ABL to space battleship and mobile suits, are indicated to be in “research”, “development” or “conceptual evaluation.”

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    Comment by rockbottom
    17:43 04/04/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Is all that even necessary? Couldn't they just take a bunch of magical loli's, put them into powered boots, and have them shoot these missiles down? Oh and they wouldn't be wearing any pants either.

    Wow, I just thought up a good idea for an anime. Goddamn I'm smart.

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    Comment by Atma
    18:27 04/04/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    No Gurren and/or Guren Lagann? I'm not entirely sure this will work now...

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    Comment by peacefan
    19:00 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    LOL..... that one hell of defense, no missile or man gonna get through.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:41 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No room to fire a missile lol.

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    Comment by Atma
    18:30 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ha, I mixed the spellings up. Fuck me.

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    22:01 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Japan, the safest place on Earth from air based attacks :D

    Needs moar zaku though...

    Comment by kran
    23:37 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or maybe they should mass produce stronger gundams and create coordinators. XD

    Comment by Lost
    22:46 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yet Britania couquerd it in a month xD! Hail Britania, Hail Lalu!!

    on that note why no Order of the Black Knights Flag Ship Defens? or they on the offence to koria?

    Comment by Accany
    21:26 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What happened to boob missles >.>

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    Comment by b0122
    17:48 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Area 11 did overthrow Britania, I'm sure a few missiles aren't that big of a deal.

    Comment by b0122
    17:55 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    on the other hand, North Korea should be planning out some defense mechanism against Japan's ultimate weapon - the Loli-Holocaust:

    (ironically the source of the pic is from a korean site)

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    Comment by Muzaffar
    01:51 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean this?

    Comment by b0122
    05:38 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yea that's the one i was looking at.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:36 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    link's broken

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wait missiles what missiles? Freya!? RUUUUNNN!!!!!

    Comment by casanova
    01:37 01/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    only the japanese have the freya and what can a freya do against doraemon and his magical door?

    Comment by halotoo
    11:33 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who needs all of those when you got my bankai.
    I said `BANKAI'..
    why you little,work you damn piece of shit....uh-oh

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    Comment by Forlourned
    11:09 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's all ha-ha, very humorous till the Doraemon shit. I don't like the obvious hatred of America bleeding into this picture. It would be funny if Doraemon teleported the missile right back at those asshat nks. But passing the buck to America is a stupid snide remark by the artist about thing he/she doesn't grasp.

    Most of the realistic technology on that picture was developed by Americans (Patriot missile, missile intercept technology or Aegis combat system) and we did have a massive deployment of our carrier in the early '00s during the first time nk tried this shit. I was on the carrier stationed at Yokosuka when it happened and by God that scared the crap right out of those bastards to a point that they even tried to show that they weren't going nuclear by destroying a bunch of factories for it.

    Of course since we've now have a teleporter prez bowing down (Incorrect political) to mullahs. And sempering to the eurotrash elite. I have no doubt nk will boldly flex their military even more. I wait and no doubt think that missiles will be flying over Japan in great abundance soon, with "accidents" into Tokyo.

    Wonder what this artist will draw afterward.

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    Comment by Raymond Otaku Ting
    17:52 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    America got Superman!

    Comment by casanova
    01:44 01/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    north korea got super pyongyang man...



    Comment by Typewriter
    21:03 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OR! You can interpret it being sent to the US as an acknowledgement of "they would handle this better than us!"

    Comment by Rincewind
    20:01 06/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, everbody, everywhere, hates USA.

    Comment by casanova
    01:46 01/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    USA could be better if they completed the "Star wars project"

    yeah it's amazing, LASERs stops the asshole shit north korean missiles.

    but doraemon is better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:48 05/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lasers are terrible weapons. They tend to reflect off random objects and hit entirely unintended tragets, such as your vehicles and squadmates.
    And that's before the enemy starts rolling in reflective coating armor in response to your new toys.

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    Comment by KajunBowser
    09:44 06/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, fuuk u!! Who needs those when you have the buster machines? Just have Gunbuster catch the misssle(s) and chuck it/them back at N. Korea, or better yet, Iran(sofaraway...)

    Comment by Firetribe
    11:00 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If Dr.Hell and his Mechanical beast army couldn't destroy Japan, what can a single missile do?

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    Comment by OSanima
    04:56 13/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Here we have it folks: North Korea's might, the incomprehensible rant!

    Comment by T
    18:39 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe this wasnt the best timing to visit Tokyo at after all..

    Comment by TLotS
    10:13 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kurumi'd befriend it and keep as a pet.

    Comment by Cerenado
    06:16 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Screw Doraemon! Where's Accelerator?

    I failed to spot Haruhi in the diagram too 0_0

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    Comment by Berserkhobo
    06:27 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haruhi wouldn't protect/save any of us since she can create everything again.

    Comment by Phazeshift
    02:57 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by Vampire Lord
    02:18 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And where is Metal Gear Rex? I mean, that thing can intercept missiles with a railgun and use that same weapon to launch a stealth warhead to any part of the world.

    As much as I like Doraemon sending the missile to the US, my country (Mexico) would suffer the after effects too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:19 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, I would like Doraemon to send it to Israel, but what about the neighboring countries and the surviving Palestinians? Maybe he should just deflect it into the Pacific Ocean and afterwards send all those other defenders like Gundam and Evangelion to round up Israel and the US instead...

    Comment by Hangmen
    03:45 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wish they have an American version of this, complete with Superman, Chuck Norris and whatnot, with John Connor as the last line of defense.

    Comment by black_sun
    04:10 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol. one word. pure ownage from japan XD

    Comment by Daisuke
    05:56 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah this post is the most epic win of t5hem all!!

    I never laugh so much!!

    still chuck norris will be quite a problem...

    But lolis are indestructable and are ultimate final weappons!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:43 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what no Ideon?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:19 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The majority of people on this site are hypocritical fuck tards. Maybe if some of you paid attention in class or watched material other than loli-con related shit you could get your head our of our ugle stinky ass.

    I assume alot of people here are from the U.S/ JPN possibly from other areas. Americans might think that this is some site where all gay otakus world wide come together but make no mistake as to what right wing extremists thing of the U.S.

    That little thing about the Doraemon and him bouncing the Missile to the U.S, very funny ha ha.
    Allied nation my ass. Japan is one of the most Zeno phobic nations that exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:33 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I assume alot of people here are from the U.S/ JPN possibly from other areas. Americans might think that this is some site where all gay otakus world wide come together but make no mistake as to what right wing extremists think of the U.S.

    (it's like that joke where you tell a girl she is fat, once is funny twice is pushing it and after that you are trying to tell the person something)

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:31 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    typical chicken shit commy maneuver kill em all and let god sort em out

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 19/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And thus, Doraemon sends the missiles into the past, which shall wipe out the dinosaurs, and the time loop is complete.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:52 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd suggest the use of Stands, but yeah, Doraemon's got Japan covered. No worries there!

    Comment by mazinga
    02:38 14/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha Awesome one of there lines of defense is the space battle ship yamato at that point N korea should surrender or wave motion guns gonna be fired ,IM FIRN MY LAZOR

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 11/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    23:07 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gather all the Ultra Warriors! Ultraman, ready your Specium Beam! Ultraseven, prepare to throw the Eye Slugger and slice the missiles! Ultraman Jack, ready Ultra Bracelet just in case some lucky missiles went past the 2! Ultraman Ace, use your Metallium Beam and guard the ocean in case there are missile-equipped ships! Zoffy, you guard the air against aircrafts using your M87 Hand Beam! Ultraman Taro, use your Storium Kohsen to aid Zoffy or Ace if needed! Ultraman Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Agul, Max, Mebius & Hikari, while the enemy is preparing to fire 2nd round, charge into their base and stop them! (Let see if any defense system can guard against Zepellion Beam, Solgent Ray, Photon Stream, Agul Stream, Max Galaxy, Mebium Burst and Hikari Blade.) Ultraman Leo, Astra, Ultraman The Next, Ultraman Noa & Ultraman Legend (Cosmos + Justice), standby in case the enemy have extra back-up plans. After this is done, Ultraman Cosmos, you can clean-up the mess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 30/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    just like that movie scene, seen that special episode? that was epic, yet nostalgic..

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