Stem Cell Breast Enlargement Dooms Flatness
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Apr 1, 2009 05:41 JST
- Tags: Medical, Oppai, Plastic Surgery, Science, Technology, UK
Stem cell therapy now offers the prospect of “naturally” enlarged breasts, free of surgical implants.
The technique involves extracting stem cells from the fat of the stomach or thighs and inserting them into the mammaries, where they join the breast tissue, increasing the size of the breast as a result.
The procedure offers some significant advantages over traditional “augmentation.”
Unlike breasts enhanced with artificial implants, breasts treated with stem cells will feel natural, having the same softness and fluidity as natural breasts due to being constituted of the same mixture of glandular fat and water.
Further, implants often have long-term complications and may require replacements. They can also leak and cause scarring and nerve damage, to say nothing of the risks of failed surgery.
Implanted stem cells also promote the growth of blood vessels, ensuring sufficient blood circulation. Procedures that merely moved fat into a woman’s breasts were problematic to the lack of blood supply to the implanted fat.
The technique was pioneered in Japan, initially to treat women with deformities caused by breast cancer. Recently, the technique has also been used for cosmetic enhancements and has begun clinical trials in Britain.
The stem cell treatment appears currently only to be able to provide modest increases in breast size. While scientists are confident in increases of one cup size, only further research will determine if larger augmentations are possible.
Doctors also caution that the current technique only restores volume but does not provide firmness and lift. Those wishing to avoid unappealing ptosis whilst gaining even more volume will have to wait.
In addition, the process takes several months as the extracted fat is mixed with stem cells in batches and gradually implanted to achieve the desired shape and size.
The procedure is expected to become available in 6 months, costing some £6,500.
Via the Times Online (story dated 29th of March).
The refinement of such a process may prove a boon to oppai maniacs everywhere, though much of course could be said about the aesthetic value of a flat chest, already fast becoming ever rarer and (possibly) more sought after due to changes in nutrition…
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Lest insert bean paste too /o/
A couple years from now, we will all be able to smother our faces against pillows filled with bean paste.
you mean april fools...
Sounds like great research.
If you like disgusting fatty tumors then yeah, I guess it does.
you do realise that blood fills hollow fat tissues in your penis to give you an erection while you look at your 2d, right?
pwned that asswipe. I think this is great news... gotta tell my girlfriend about this. ^_^
Let me know when the procedure for stem cell penis enlargement is available.
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Wouldn't you hate for that to go wrong?
There's also always the possibility for it to go HILARIOUSLY wrong... Like, say, accidentally growing a penis the size of a horse's. Never mind not being able to hide it in normal pants; you could only have sex with freaky women! Or horses... (Arguably, some might wish for it precisely because.)
O truly great things science hath brought us when that day comes.
I can't imagine a world without flat chest when the price of the enlargement drops in the future.... - -"
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same here
First thing I thought was Darth Vader screaming no at the end of ep.3.
TITSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS!!!
I agree with this sentiment. This is a war declaration against delicious cake. They can take away my pharmaceuticals that work, but they can't deprive me of eating DFC!!!!
This may be the end of the DFC as we know it....
Science has betrayed us!
WHAT HASN'T SCIENCE DONE?
Also, 01/04/2009
It's a serious article. Science is indeed miraculous (or villainous, depending on your viewpoint).
What? FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCC-
I can't take that serious considering the date on the post . . . heh
It's dated the 29th at source.
Oh . . . OK. I seriously thought it was some type of April Fools joke when I saw the date of the post.
wow! then it will be unfair for people who are born with natural large breasts.
how unfair for ppl born rich, when ppl born poor get rich... >.>
Dont be too sarcastic. People who are poor and got rich are hard-working people who worked their ass off (except for those who are lucky and won lottery); however, having natural large breasts are traits that you gain before birth until now.
not quite. first, you can only increase about 1 cup, as stated. also, firmness and shape cannot be commanded at will, so nature will still dictate its rules. i personally welcome this news, preferring middle-sized breasts, hoping they won't be able to exagerate.
^This.
What's going to happen is the world will be filled with girls that have nasty floppy breasts 3 times the size of their heads. Gone will be the days of girls having flat chests/average breasts.
TAIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
nice picture...
So only Artefact wasn't going to do one of 'those kind' of posts today.
It's a travesty! The end of DFC!
And you heard it here first!
It isn't an April Fools jape. I detest April Fools. There will be none. Just watch.
Excellent attitude. But sadly that means something really bad. Who could deliberately want a big breast anyway? ;_;
Women who wish to be less attractive, of course.
There's a difference between big breasts, and huge breasts.
Why hate on april fools day? Had a bad experience?
Artefact pretty much told me no to any type of April Fool's type article. It's a serious article. Really.
The fact that you added a date to the original source helped to make it more believable, but I've even witnessed the best news organizations put out false news stories for today.
There was one my favorite news station ran about maple trees exploding because the sap wasn't being drained from them on a syrup farm.
I believed it for all of about two minutes into the story.
I don't mind the jokes when they are obviously falsified and there's or big reveal at the end. This one was tricky, just an unfortunate time to release the news I guess.
April Fools joke ?
Quite interesting time-lag. While I first read that article, it was still march.
no it's real, or if it was it's an insane early april jokes, I meen I read this news a week ago. Google on it if you don't belive me.
Its Rua from Mabinogi!
Flatness shall live on in our hearts T_T
Silence you fool
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I have felt a great disturbance in the Force. It's as if thousands of lolicons cried out in anguish.
I, for one, support this breakthrough, but if this turns out to be a rickroll, it will permanently bury what little faith I have in humanity.
(It's still March 31st here, plus the original article is dated March 29.)
I heard it as well. Their pitiful cries still haunt me. T_T
No fair now everyone can brag about h-cups T_T
Did you not read the article? This method can only increase bust by one cup.