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A man suffered critical injuries to his manhood after his girlfriend sabotaged his favorite Dutch wife, stuffing it full of sharp glass wool; when he engaged in a session of onanism, he inserted himself into the lacerating confines of the trapped ona-hole with disastrous results.

The penile punishment was apparently in revenge for his infidelity.

Andrei (28) and Anna (26) had met in a Moscow night club and were soon living together. After nearly a year, Anna discovered that her boyfriend was romantically involved with another woman.

Determined to teach her straying boyfriend a lesson he would not soon forget, Anna stuffed a piece of glass wool into her boyfriend’s latex penis extender. When she removed it, thousands of small glass particles remained within the cavity of the soft toy.

According to one of the doctors, “He probably did not feel the pain at first, just some itching. But it got worse when the glass reached his urethra.”

Andrei reportedly endured the excruciating wounds for several days without seeking medical attention, but when his penis finally became inflamed, rendering him incapable of so much as sitting or standing, he finally called for an ambulance.

At the hospital, doctors removed glass particles from the lacerated member; he appears to have narrowly avoided the need for amputation, as his many micro-wounds were on the verge of becoming septic.

We do not hear what his reaction to this punishment was. Police do not appear to have become involved.

Whatever the case, he is unlikely to be involved in any more unfaithful sex for some time, or for that matter be having any sex at all, onanistic or otherwise…

Via Mosnews (article dated 30th of March).


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    Comment by VisIniquity
    09:30 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My thoughts exactly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But it got worse when the glass reached his urethra.

    when the glass reached his urethra

    glass reached his urethra

    FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!

    Stupid bitch, men across the galaxy eternally damn you and any children that arise from your ovaries!

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    Comment by emc2trooper
    10:46 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WOMEN.

    Comment by broken…
    12:27 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    bitches be CRAZY!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you a homo?

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    Comment by vesper_nova
    06:20 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    after shit like this... yeah. go it hurts just reading about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:34 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2D girls FTW!!!!

    Comment by Daisuke.exe
    04:58 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUUUUCK

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    Comment by Bla7e
    06:53 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "2D girls FTW!!!!"

    Me seconds that. Women are one of the reasons for me losing faith and all hope in humanity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:58 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The other being men, I suppose.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 07/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not all of us are crazy bitches like that... they give all women a bad name rather have my man use a rotobator than cheat on me

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    Comment by Rayne Masters
    05:24 08/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I honestly think it would e hot if I had a threesome with my boyfriend and a Dutch Wife.

    ...not that I have either...

    Comment by BASHA
    11:20 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This would be the time to Chris Brown her ass.

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    Comment by Exia
    11:23 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Slap that bitch for doing that.

    Comment by Firetribe
    12:13 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Word...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:30 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The asshole shouldn't have been cheating. He got what he had coming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:43 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can't be serious...got what he had coming?

    okay girl cheats on me, i am in the right when I lace her favorite didlo with shards of glass then?

    just...no. The end.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are putting far too much punishment into the act of cheating. Cheating in and of itself is harmless, it is an entirely society imposed moral violation, rather than something like murder, that while also being society imposed, is very obviously harmful.

    You have to actually understand that, to a man, this is quite high up there on the torture scale. To put it into perspective, if I ever had to make the fucked up choice of losing a limb, or my cock, I'd kindly ask them to have mercy and take my left arm. The only way this is possibly justifiable is if the woman who did this had such a strong emotional and physical attraction to him that she can barely function without him being with her, which I highly doubt is the case. In that situation, yes, it is an equal trade to make barely functional the most important organ we men have.

    Plus, she's just a girlfriend, girlfriends/boyfriends come and go, this isn't like some marriage for thirty years where an affair for over half of it came to light, your sense of proportion is clearly estrogen fueled.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:56 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a girl and I agree with you...mostly.

    Cheating isn't harmless in itself, because there's emotional pain involved for the man/woman that's being cheated on. I hate the people here who're saying the guy deserved it; why didn't she just leave the douche? I think that was way over the top, most definitely...that woman's a crazy person. I think if a man put glass on a dildo and the woman somehow didn't notice and used it, there'd be MUCH more rage going on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Small correction, cheating can be harmful.

    If, your SO picks up an STD from his/her philandering ways, and the two of you don't use any birth control beyond the Pill, because hey you trust that other person and they're not cheating on you, right, so no need for a condom.

    Well, congratulations, you've just picked up something that can range from just embarrassing (crabs), to possibly fatal (HIV).

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:26 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is assuming the man didn't use a condom, which with the plethora of shit you can contract from shoving things into holes, should be second nature to most guys.

    But I will concede that if there was no condom involved, cheating can have harmful repercussions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:00 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unfortunately, lot of guys still don't want to use them, due to the argument of not feeling enough otherwise.

    Then there's the issue of this taking place in Russia, which didn't and doesn't, as far as I know of, have the same safe sex campaigns that Western Europe has.

    Combine that with a still thriving "macho" (for lack of a better term) culture over there.

    Eh, fairly good odds that the guy was going bareback with the other lady that he bedded.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well he shouldn't have been stuffing his dick in other women in the first place, that'll teach assholes like you a big lesson. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:43 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You don't even know, if he had any sex with them. Maybe he used the doll to relieve his desires, and flush all the dirty thoughts, that might offend his presious gf (both of them, i guess), lol.

    Another story for me, proving it is not worth even trying to find any relationship, thanks. 2D 4EVA!!1

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:53 10/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I may sound like some priest, but there is never any justification for violence...no matter the deed. Even if this was supposed to serve as a lesson for being unfaithful...there cudve atleast been some other way rather than destroying a man's pleasing member. But i must agree...he shudnt have been fucking another woman, i hate shit like that. (note...im a guy (not gay -_-))

    P.S. must apologise again for sounding like some pussy faggotron. :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 15/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @10:10 I'm a woman, and I STILL think we need to choke a bitch

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    Comment by XIII
    16:01 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    watch out! there might be glasses in teh hole! XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:58 11/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glass will rip your dick off!

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    Comment by Rayne Masters
    05:22 08/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I say kill the bitch and buy yourself a new wife.

    oooor....turn HER into a dutch wife...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Comment by KY
    09:26 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reading this article made me reach for my dick. I sorta feel sorry for the guy

    Comment by Char
    09:48 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    same here lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:45 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it made me change the hiding place of my onna holes, and I will buy a box with a pad-lock tomorrow...

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    Comment by Vampire Lord
    14:23 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nonsense! what about women's headache? if I had a toy and still have a girlfriend/wife I would go as far as to tell her.

    "If you feel like having some "action" with me every time I feel like having it then I'll put this thing on the trash... will you?"

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    Comment by Atma
    14:28 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except we girls aren't always in the mood and can't prep ourselves every single damn time, which is why I wouldn't care if my lover got off fapping with sex toys. It's perfectly healthy.

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    Comment by Pandemonia
    20:41 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you more or less just agreed there accidentally.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:43 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It angers me that guys think this is seriously unfair, when in so many cases women in history have gotten a more mentally tragic punishment for their adultries. >:( guys, fucking have some empathy will you? That woman must have been pissed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 11/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    While I agree with the above comment, this is not the past. Why should he lose his dick to a crazy woman!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:54 10/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *touches penis* im glad ur still here buddy T_T

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    Comment by Wormbaby
    09:26 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AH, the pain.

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    Comment by soyokaze
    09:26 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The sad thing is that he cannot use rubbers anymore.%)

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is that a bad thing?

    Comment by soyokaze
    09:35 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would say yes, for if he ever has a woman, she will most likely think of him being pain in the ass.

    Comment by Chrouya
    10:52 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Although it ended up as pain in the dick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:43 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he always can get some ASS action, but it really must horrible hurt, my dick is crying for that man's dick, its just insane to put glasses in your ex's favorite dutch wife... after all, i think it will just hurt when he has a boner







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