Nurses Provide Manual Stimulation at Shanghai Sperm Bank
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 31, 2009 14:51 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Marketing, Medical, Onanism, Shanghai, Sperm Bank
Reportedly, the Shanghai Sperm Bank is offering white coated young ladies to assist able bodied men in the donation of their sperm.
According to the report, donors are required to be in prime health and must volunteer to abstain from sex or self gratification for four days prior to the visit. Once there, a young lady will assist carefully collecting the sperm up to three times per visit.
Payment is said to be approximately $30 for each session, and donations can be given up to five times a month.
While such meticulous attention to customer service seems exemplary in China, it is by no means an isolated example.
Via Slamxhype.
Sadly for aspiring donors, this does indeed appear to be a spot of mischief on the part of Chinese forum-goers.
Investigation reveals the dream shattering revelation that the images come from a Japanese AV and that the facility in question explicitly denied the report, pointing out that donations are conducted in individual stalls (with no assistance) to preserve donor privacy, and so condemning thousands of men to despair.
Just what technique is used for semen extraction is not made clear; likely it involves the traditional gravure magazines.
In related news, it appears the sperm bank had to stop conducting artificial inseminations during 2008 due a shortage of sperm; perhaps they should have taken note…
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That's awesome. Sometimes I hate China, sometimes I love it.
no no, it's not from China.
China chick don't dare to do that.
But this is the Shanghai Sperm Bank, which, last I check, is in Shanghai, which is in China.
and if you read the whole article you'd realise its from a JAV
Goes to show no one actually reads the articles.
RTFA
Fuck that articles... Too long to read - if you don't speak the english properly, heh. I also tought it was from china, until I've read the posts.
Goes to show how many people applied and took out sub-prime loans without reading the fine print and realizing they have to pay it back!
Goes to show how many people fapped without thinking to a picture of a cute girl, only to learn it was a trap!
yes it is from chine, because a see small dicks loooooooooooool
Muahahaha now u hit 'em in the gutt ... lol ...
All asians have small dicks ...
I AGREE man holy crap sign me up if that was the case, like no where else could get away with it be awesome twist to sperm banks haha
Not bad. Go in, get a hand job, and leave with £21. Repeat 5 times a month. XD
don't just use the hands, give me the boobs !!!
hahaha,.,. this is interesting.,.
Say what ? God, they must be happy with it.
Wow you get a hand job and you get paid too? damn whatta deal! :D
OMFG!! Now I wanna go to China to for a FREE handjob and to get paid.
Wow.. Just handjob?
4 days?!? Thats really hard...
even on masturbating terms... i mean I masturbate at least once a day
lol...
"Investigation reveals the dream shattering revelation that the images come from a Japanese AV and that the facility in question explicitly denied the report, pointing out that donations are conducted in individual stalls (with no assistance) to preserve donor privacy, and so condemning thousands of men to despair."
You wonder if people are intentionally ignoring that paragraph just to let their imaginations go wild...
Just wait for the follow-up...
The follow-up's called a Happy Ending, Artefact. XD
The happy ending is that the next one is real... Have to wait past the 1st though.
.....Damn....
Follow-up is a case of a raping...most likely. I wouldn't put it pass any country that offered free handjobs at a sperm bank...
If U.S. wasn't full of "pigbeasts," then perhaps we would be able to enjoy something similar, but alas we fail in the fitness section.
i know im ignoring it :( get a handjob and leave with money in ur hands who wouldnt love that!
Surprisingly, there's still no one who has supplied links to buy ( http://lovemovies2.dtiblog.com/blog-entry-7332.html ) this...
Why not oral stimulation too? Only manual must be boring
You sir are a virgin!
Saliva would affect the quality of the sample.
Goddammit this would have been so awesome. D:
O RLY?! Shanghai, here Anon come!
Of course it's fake, since the 'nurses' were too hotties! If it's real deal there would be some old hags doing the job! DO NO WANT!
this is of course the truth
Reading comprehension must be a rare skill these days. Or are you guys just joking? :|
I laughing of these idiots who just see the images and read the title but forget to read the rest of the article :D
apparently you couldn't tell between jest and seriousness :D
hmmm can't spell can ya?
The girls are wearing gloves as they do it, except for that last picture. Not to mention, each patient is right next to each other.
Still, that'd be pretty nice.
Well, it'd help keep their economy rolling when their GDP drops below that magical 6% growth or somesuch...
It's not April Fool's yet, or is it?
There won't be any here.
Except for news regarding Haruhi season 2.
I LOLed.
April fools!
Ahaha, unfortunately... it's just a joke
Does it come with a happy ending?
Yes it does, after every donation you get one free egg roll to help recharge :3
speaking of donationz... how fast do you "pyu pyu"?
I heard some people doesn't like letting it go early, and some want it asap. so I'm confused...
when you do health care with your dolphin, how fast does your dolphin puke? less than 3 mins?
Don't use these childish euphemisms. They only diminish your credibility as an onanist.
I've taken the liberty of forwarding all questions regarding dolphin puke to Sea World for consideration.
oh you...