Army Boot Camp for Hikikomori & NEETs

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The ruling LDP is contemplating a plan which would see hikikomori, NEETs, the unemployed and other undesirables bundled off to army boot camps to learn such useful trades as tree felling and ditch digging.

The issue of the supposedly endemic hikikomori (socially isolated people typically not in conventional employment) and NEET problems has vexed politicians desperate to shore up tax revenues for some time; a recent law ensured they would get help whether liked it or not, but this new proposal goes a step further.

The plan will see unemployed from throughout the nation gathered up and collected in military camps, where they will live for six month periods.

The state will there feed and house them, and they will be drilled in the sort of pork barrel schemes which have been so successful in lifting Japan out of its economic malaise; they will work tending forests and abandoned farmland, as well as gain qualifications useful in the construction industry, such as in the operation of heavy machinery.

The politicians proposing the measure all happen to be leading figures involved with the military, agriculture, or construction. It will be tacked on to an upcoming economic stimulus bill.

The scheme is modeled directly on the organisations formed by President Roosevelt to attempt to combat the impact of the Depression.

There is at this stage apparently no talk of making the scheme compulsory, although just how they will get notoriously recalcitrant hikikomori into the camps is not clear. Miruku may not be enough…

Via Asahi.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This is proof that politicians the world over are amazingly stupid.
    They tried this in the US with troubled teens it was an epic failure.
    All it did was make said troubled teens even more violent and hateful and gave them a bit of a paramilitary mindset.

    These so called hikikomori are mentally troubled and a boot camp would do them no good at all it would only serve to farther damage them.
    I'm no shrink but I know enough about psychology to know this is the exact opposite of what you need to do.
    It seems the idiots who thought of this plan must have failed remedial psychology 101.
    Want to deal with the issue fix your school system and address some very serious cultural issues in the work place these are the root of the hikikomori problem.
    Though this may have contributed to the defeat of the LDP by the DJP.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 18/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, uh, I used to know a guy who went to saint Johns military academy, he used to smoke drugs all the times and skip school. He's now an engineer working for NASA and he earns at least a quarter mil a year. He also got a distinguished service cross, thats like, one step below the medal of honor.

    Not that this has anything whatsoever to do with the article of course. I'm just going on a tangent here.

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    Comment by tyciol
    14:20 06/03/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This kind of event seems like it would be good source material for an anime.

    Also I like how if we move to Japan and can't find employment we may be able to join the army. I would love to fight for Japanese interests, so long as they are defending against other countries and UNICEF trying to take the loli.

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    Comment by Ershin
    08:28 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Speaking of Miruku-chan. I wonder if Raiken is gonna post an article about her new video? Now the hikkis can enjoy her VOICE as well.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMUk3EX7TU&feature=player_embedded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMUk3EX7TU&feature=player_embedded]

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    Comment by Artefact

    Will take a look, thanks...

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    Comment by Ershin
    10:00 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's a niconico link on the blog as well, should you decide it's newsworthy. The comments are already flowing.

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    Comment by metatron
    09:54 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "There is at this stage apparently no talk of making the scheme compulsory, although just how they will get notoriously recalcitrant hikikomori into the camps is not clear. Miruku may not be enough…"

    Time for some moe marketing to be of good use for the Japanese government. Maybe they could use Strike Witch to entice some Hikkimoris and NEETs

    Comment by cevn
    07:49 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Two words: Cultural Revolution. When I read this, I almost saw the ghost of Mao laughing. The notion of forcing the hikis and freeters out of their houses into WPA-style work camps has been done before, just not with such a recalcitrant population with obvious neuroses and 'maladjustments'(?).

    Of course, like many commentators noted, this is an allopathic approach rather than a holistic one. I wonder if they'll consult with the Koreans, because of the mandatory military service there. The actual correlative problems with hikis/NEETs are many; anyone who has done even a cursory amount of reading the research lit on hikis knows this.

    Interestingly, the US psych community has under-addressed the issue of pathological reclusion; Avoidant Personality Disorder is vaguely defined in the DSM IV and a paucity of research into treatment outcomes is available in the literature. So at least the Japanese are a step ahead of the US insofar as attempting a systemic approach. Well, at least they aren't throwing meds at them like they did the 'utsu' crowd, at the behest of Amerikan pharmaceutical companies...

    Comment by Captain Snow
    12:04 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think this is fun, some other countries do it and it sure as hell better than being forced into the army reserve.

    You enter the camp a NEET and leave a NEET with awesome skills and bragging rights.

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    Comment by Techeese
    18:05 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmm.. why not use the Nintendo WII to train them? in doing those stuff then they wouldn't have to leave there homes? (>_<)

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not trying to say its a bad idea, but just think about it....throwing a person, that hates work and being around people, in to a place where they are forced to work and be around people.

    some how i see a lot of suicides happening.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:29 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mmm, reminds me of Singapore and Malaysia's 'national service' programme. I heard all 18-year-olds were subject to military training and character building....community service or sumpin lyk that.

    Comment by faggot
    15:22 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I cant wait for the massive suicides and neets doing cyberterrorism to the gov

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    Comment by ZippyDSMlee
    02:16 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its not a bad idea if they will let them chose what army career to take engineering/maintenance/mechanic or computer engineering/designer/programmer get through some form of lite basic training then ship them off to army collage.

    I would join up for that..... and even have to put up with people for it....

    Comment by minakichan
    01:55 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Many NEETs and hikkikomori are good with computers or electronics; teach them skills in those kinds of fields, not something completely irrelevant!

    Comment by Detailoid
    03:09 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I suspect the government would be rather afraid of that... Think about it...

    Comment by bunny
    07:03 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh noes!! i will never give you my moneyz!! you will never catch me alive~!!

    thank the internet god i don't live there. wwwwwwww

    Comment by cevn
    05:57 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Two words: Cultural Revolution. When I read this, I almost saw the ghost of Mao laughing. The notion of forcing the hikis and freeters out of their houses into WPA-style work camps has been done before, just not with such a recalcitrant population with obvious neuroses.

    Of course, like many commenters noted, this is an alapathic approach rather than a holistic one. I wonder if they'll consult with the Koreans, because of the mandatory military service there. The actual correlative problems are many; anyone who has done even a cursory amount of reading the research lit on hikis knows this. Interestingly, the US psych community still hasn't addressed the issue of pathological reclusion; so at least the Japanese are a step ahead of the US insofar as attempting a systemic approach. Well, at least they aren't throwing meds at them like they did the 'utsu' crowd, at the behest of Amerikan pharmaceutical companies...

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    Comment by Y10NRDY
    04:24 31/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i am not notoriously recalcitrant. my recalcitrance is very subtle and make no mistake.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:58 12/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this willl be named like this.

    NHK NI YOUKOSO 2: BATTLEFIELD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 01/05/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too lazy and suicidal for that, unless if there's enough moe in the military.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 28/05/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So basically 90% of "otakus" in japan...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:17 17/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then again, look on the bright side.

    Moe's ability to be used also as military propaganda (think of all the mecha musume, Strike Witches and such) sure helps a lot. We need to convince those hikikomoris, neets, otaku and the like to help fight against outside xeno treats such as China trying to take over the world, and therefore take away our Internets and precious Moe. Their RAEG, over-protectiveness and willingness to sacrifice their lives for the sake of their beloved Moe shall be a powerful incentive.

    Or if that does not work in lifting hikikomoris out of their depression, at least they make good Kamikase bombers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:28 17/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, give them education for industry with 20% unemployment, good job! After the 6 months are over they'll just go back from whence they came with yet another useless certification. The ones in their 40s and 50s driving fancy cars that blame the victims have a nasty surprise coming for them in a decade or two.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 18/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This sounds reminiscent of the WPA.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:53 31/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ship them to Australia.
    oh wait wrong century...

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    Comment by Kyo
    16:07 31/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somehow, I really don't see this doing anything productive.
    If anything, they'll only want to avoid the real world even more, having had a taste of the extreme end of it.

    Comment by DarkoNeko
    02:41 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hey, that actually may be good idea, for once.

    Comment by Panzer IV
    14:33 31/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, I want to join the army!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:26 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    see what a capitalist free market go wrong. the utopia of a socialist ideology perhaps would be the answer, ones greed is others misery.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now all they need is a spin-off of a Japanese army general of renown named Edajima Heihachi to lead them.

    Comment by Fadz
    01:50 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, thsi is just perfect!! Actually Japanese got many hidden talents...and as far they learn war in the game, this is the chance they can learn war in reality!! BANZAII!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese military... LOL.

    Comment by nekoRamen
    21:23 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Battle Royale, anyone? :D

    Comment by ex-RF Navy
    21:24 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Long story: During my army days I was a torpedo launcher loader inside the 40yo destroyer. At some point I spend over 3 months almost not-leaving my chamber. Sleeping on torpedos, leaving only to shitter and mess hall (both under deck), so I didn't see any of the sun for all that time. After that, when I walked outside I was shocked. Totaly blinded by the sun, almost paranoic about that vast world outside, wanting to get back. It took me few days to get use to living in the outside world again (my good old friend, vodka helped me big time).

    Now, imagine those sisis, weak japs, after living coffined in their rooms, probably for many, many years, forced to go work outside.

    Hell, I would pay good money to see that

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    Comment by Yggr
    21:16 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I smell a Mari-tan.
    http://i39.tinypic.com/2e2p003.jpg
    http://i39.tinypic.com/28227gi.jpg

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:10 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think learning how to reclaim abandoned land would be good for them. They prefer to be alone anyways, and if they can make some money and be involved in society while they're at it, I'm all for it.

    Comment by Firo
    21:06 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I smell conspiracy~

    Comment by Siing
    21:07 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Expect Japan's suicide rate to go up.

    Comment by Accany
    21:44 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No point dragging out the useless people...
    Leave people who want to be alone ALONE.

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    Comment by K
    21:52 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    we'll see sagara sousuke soon

    "now youre just a useless *beep* *beep* and *beep*, but once you get out of here you'll be a weapon, lalala....."

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:40 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's not a "pork barrel" plan. "Pork barrel" means when a politician makes the government start a not-necessarily useless program in his home area to help himself be re-elected because of the money it brings to his grateful electorate. A useless "make-work" scheme is a "boondoggle".

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    Comment by Artefact

    These politicians owe their seats to construction companies so it most certainly is pork barrel politics at work.

    Comment by Kimono38
    21:40 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They going to be kamikaze pilot after 6 month

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:08 10/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pff... days of kamikazes are way past, these days fighter planes are too expensive to make em only for one way trip(pilots are a minor cost)

    Comment by Seravy
    21:36 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NHK's conspiracy is coming for us! Commit suicide before it is too late!
    This is what will happen :D
    No, seriously I wouldn't want to live in a world where they force me working if I don't want to..that is slavery. And there is no value in living without anime and games. I'm disappointed in humankind as a whole to that level that I no longer want to leave my home, and then someone who is part of that humankind comes and wants to force me out? Yeah right obviously I'll listen to him...is what they think? They still have no brains I see...human is a strange kind of animal...can survive without brains...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:37 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Basement dwellers are unsustainable. When their parents are dead they will be unable to care for themselves. That likely motivates the desire to deal with the problem a lot more than dodgy ideas about tax revenues. No one wants to deal with an influx of middle aged crazy people with an expensive figurine habit leaving their caves for the first time, after their parents all die of disappointment.

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    Comment by C27
    23:30 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SLAAAAAVES

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    Comment by DmonHiro
    21:37 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah...this will not end well.

    Comment by Marine-RX179
    21:04 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Six months without Internet, moe, anime, manga, games, hentai for hikikomori and NEETs? They would either go crazy or commit suicide before the six months is over lol

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    Comment by ZippyDSMlee
    02:13 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The prefect weapon,jack them up and toss them in any hostile nation, they will have it burned tot eh ground before noon!

    Comment by Shinx
    22:51 29/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They dont, but i will ~_~






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