Man Cuts Off Penis With Scissors After Break-Up
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 23, 2009 21:16 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Castration, Medical, Penis Abuse, Relationships, Russia, Ufa
A man took a pair of scissors and snipped off his own member after a falling out with his girlfriend. As he attempted to preserve it for posterity, doctors later managed to sew it back on.
After an argument with his girlfriend over her not moving in with him, he returned home and there cut off his manhood, apparently as he wished to be done with women entirely.
The man (37) was found bleeding on the floor, and was soon conveyed to hospital. Doctors, having discovered that, for some reason even he cannot explain, he had put his severed penis on ice, then managed to reattach the member.
It is not clear whether the self-castrator will regain full use of the unwanted appendage, or indeed whether he is happy about still having it.
Police explain the failed eunuch’s situation: “He told us that apparently he did not need his penis since his girlfriend didn’t want to move in with him – after two broken marriages, he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women.”
Regarding his mysterious refrigeration of his lost manhood, police have this to say: “This was one wise thing that he did, if we can at all speak about wisdom in a situation like that.”
Via Heaven.
Russia actually has a long history of this sort of thing, thanks to the extensive activities of the Christian cult of the Skoptsy, whose members would cut off their genitals and breasts in order to rid themselves of temptation…
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lol i don't understand this part
-Police explain the failed eunuch’s situation: “He told us that apparently he did not need his penis since his girlfriend didn’t want to move in with him – after two broken marriages, he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women.”
Surely he would have more in common with woman with no penis.
I think the man deserves a Darwin award.
lets see if he still functions, if not then i agree with the darwin award^^
"he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women"
He would have PLENTY in common with women w/o a meat rod.
What an - ahem - dick. If he wants nothing in common with women, he should KEEP his dick, because otherwise both he and women will be dickless...
THIS PICTURE IS WELL ACE I MITE GET MY SISTER TO CUT MINE OFF I'L GIVE HER £10 SHE WILL DO IT
I don't got a dick, but I still feel as if I do and it's trying to crawl up inside me and hide. Why would anyone willingly do this?
Though I am reminded of http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/circumcision/female/ which is also terrible
Kids, keep your genitals and keep them happy. This has been a public service announcement.
He says he wants nothing in common with women, then cuts off the one thing that makes him truly different from women.
In Russia the penis cuts YOU off!
My nutsack just tried to crawl into my body.
"he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women" ...
cut off his own penis...
Yup, was just going to point that out. Ironic, ain't it.
I think he meant to say "have nothing to be tempted by women again"
I was going to make that comment if no one else did.
Doesn't make sense to me!
Same, how's that "nothing common with women"...
Cutting off your dick is bad. Yes it is...
i dont understand how cutting off your penis would help. where is the logic? usually an alarm would go off in your head before doing dumb shit liek this.
I don't think the guy HAD the alarm in his head.
ouch... *feels the pain* T___T
wow just wow and ouch
Lol poor man in the pic .
Looks at pic....er...snip snip?
LOL
Ouch.
That's a pretty hardcore body mod...
how does he go to the bathroom now?! that pen0r wasn't only for sex DX
squirm ughh at pic
You could say that the man wasn't dicking around when it came to being done with women.
A eunuch doesn't have BALLS, he snipped his penis off, not balls.
Though he has balls for trying that. Maybe not brains.. but definitely balls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I could understand if you were like 100 years old, to the point where you don't really even need your penis anymore, but come on....
i like that i think you have to tie it up first and denn cut it off im going to try it
You can pretty much say he's a Dick-head :D
He cut off his dick to spite his fate.
That'll teach women!
I'm...at a loss for words. O_O
That guy is such a dumb dick. He should've bought several real dolls instead of having woman. Dolls don't bitch, don't eat, and don't waste your money after you've bought it.
Impulse...don't act on it...
Agreed...
It sometimes leads to regrets...
Arg what an idiot. You don't need to cut off your dick to be done with women. Hell, even a dickless man can get a woman anyway.
ouch
The IDIOT... O_o
like stupid.cut then sew back
Scary :o
"for some reason even he cannot explain"
Oh I can explain the reason very well in 2 words: The idiot.
Thou it is entirely up to him what he wanna do with himself, nobody should help ppl like that.
ha living on two sides of the decision and so he still decided to put it in the refrigerator.
pretty stupid, but you gotta think about what situation he was in which lead to this. then again, this is a tad overboard and a bit retarded.
I'd do that for my GF if she leaves me...
wwwwwwww
skoptsy, skoptsy, skoptsy...
say that quickly several times
it's very tongue tying...
Don't do it kababayan...
Everyone will think we're also as wierd as this.
And what the...
I thought that a man will die once his manhood is cut?
Do wat? O_o
Cut off her penis? XD
O!! the pain!!!
Why is it that you always have the most appropriate pic for every article?
I, too, am impressed by these skills.
This is my very first post and i really have to agree with what you say...