Man Cuts Off Penis With Scissors After Break-Up
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 23, 2009 21:16 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Castration, Medical, Penis Abuse, Relationships, Russia, Ufa
A man took a pair of scissors and snipped off his own member after a falling out with his girlfriend. As he attempted to preserve it for posterity, doctors later managed to sew it back on.
After an argument with his girlfriend over her not moving in with him, he returned home and there cut off his manhood, apparently as he wished to be done with women entirely.
The man (37) was found bleeding on the floor, and was soon conveyed to hospital. Doctors, having discovered that, for some reason even he cannot explain, he had put his severed penis on ice, then managed to reattach the member.
It is not clear whether the self-castrator will regain full use of the unwanted appendage, or indeed whether he is happy about still having it.
Police explain the failed eunuch’s situation: “He told us that apparently he did not need his penis since his girlfriend didn’t want to move in with him – after two broken marriages, he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women.”
Regarding his mysterious refrigeration of his lost manhood, police have this to say: “This was one wise thing that he did, if we can at all speak about wisdom in a situation like that.”
Via Heaven.
Russia actually has a long history of this sort of thing, thanks to the extensive activities of the Christian cult of the Skoptsy, whose members would cut off their genitals and breasts in order to rid themselves of temptation…
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That pic is really disturbing...
That picture makes me squeemish ><
>.< i think it'd make any guy squeemish... i definetly felt my penis retract about 20cm along with my balls wen i saw that picture
I have nothing but respect for a man with the endurance to do that.
I also pity this man, for all sorts of other reasons.
No comment.
I think think the picture says it all.... >_<
Artefact never fails to disappoint...
I never managed to get through the first half minute of BME pain olympics...
"Artefact never fails to disappoint…"
Just for the record, did you really mean that or did you want to say something like "Artefact never fails to impress…"?
Where'd you find the original BME pain olympics video?
Not only that...
But I wonder how it manages to be ((( stiff ))) even with the impending action that is about to take place O.O!
Surely, any man, would "retract" and "hide" knowing that its about to be detached.
(also) I guess the curiosity go the better of me concerning this...
Where is this pic from? I know its a CG game... but what's the title...?
oh... you should stop here then. I've seen fetish videos where guys hit their penis with a knife or other sharp object while it's errect, producing small but not serious cuts. Very disturbing.
did you get the name of the cg game?
The image is from a game called private garden by tetratech.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/277654
The pic is from private garden by tetratech.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/277654
For some strange reason I usually don't read that many complaints when a girl is illustrated facing a comparable or even worse situation...
oh you didn't...
That's because we are MEN!! With pride and honour and penises!
man, russia is a scary place. *nods*
that's definitely a fail. to think another russian man died after hours of orgy... they really go for absolutes, uh
Absolut, maybe. To dull the pain of separation.
>< Ouch.
Why is it that you always have the most appropriate pic for every article?
This is my very first post and i really have to agree with what you say...
I, too, am impressed by these skills.
I heard a similar story of penis-cutting. It became like a 'myth' among my class, and we kept saying the name of the person who cut it off like a curse when we wanted someone else to get hurt. Unfortunately, no one's penis has been cut off so far, but we're still hopeful.
Wow!!! A man without penis?? Better go die..
agreed...with that...
He did it himself.. wow. Most guys can't even stand a kick to the nuts, let alone chop off their own manhood.
WELL YOU SAY THAT ON THE COMENT THAT SOME MEN DONT LIKE A KICK IN THE MANHOOD I FOR ONE HAVE CUTT MY MANHOOD OFF
you can't paste it after you cut?
penis surely are different from your regularly right click + cut + paste
this reminds me of the Lorena Bobbitt incident from a few years back
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbit
O!! the pain!!!
like stupid.cut then sew back
The IDIOT... O_o
"he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women" ...
cut off his own penis...
I was going to make that comment if no one else did.
Doesn't make sense to me!
Same, how's that "nothing common with women"...
Yup, was just going to point that out. Ironic, ain't it.
I think he meant to say "have nothing to be tempted by women again"
ouch
Scary :o
"for some reason even he cannot explain"
Oh I can explain the reason very well in 2 words: The idiot.
Thou it is entirely up to him what he wanna do with himself, nobody should help ppl like that.
"he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women"
He would have PLENTY in common with women w/o a meat rod.
I'd do that for my GF if she leaves me...
wwwwwwww
skoptsy, skoptsy, skoptsy...
say that quickly several times
it's very tongue tying...
Don't do it kababayan...
Everyone will think we're also as wierd as this.
And what the...
I thought that a man will die once his manhood is cut?
Do wat? O_o
Cut off her penis? XD
pretty stupid, but you gotta think about what situation he was in which lead to this. then again, this is a tad overboard and a bit retarded.
ha living on two sides of the decision and so he still decided to put it in the refrigerator.
Oh, man. I think everyman who saw that pic, died a little.
Hes got some balls if hes able to cut of his own penis.
Some pls get him a dakimakura before he try some thing foolish again.
“This was one wise thing that he did, if we can at all speak about wisdom in a situation like that.”
a wise one indeed
Oh my gah!!!!!!!
That hurts....
Imagine a woman then