Multi-Function Man
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 20, 2009 08:03 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Bizarre, Comparison, Photoshop, Sports, VIP Quality
Here we see a particularly versatile sportsman, who seems at capable in a variety of contexts, sporting or otherwise.
This looks to be the result of a Vipper style challenge of some years prior, although the source is elusive. The footballer in the picture has long since passed into 2ch legend and can occasionally be seen in Photoshops even now…









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ah peter crouch ex liverpool, now portsmouth footballer, who would have thought your odd goal celebration would still be remembered like this after so long...
Indeed. Crouch, The Man, The Photos, The Legend.
THE ROBOT CROUCH! It was so famous that EA Sports included it in every FIFA series since FIFA 2007
Crouch meme is fucking old.
Come on Artefact, you can do better than this.
So old, so very old, but funny nonetheless.
Ahh Classic Photoshop fun :D
poor crouch ... lol
omg i'm laughing rivers
same here xD
my ribs are in pain from laughing!
MOAR
hahaha i love this kind of contests :D
the clock one owns the others are ok I guess.
oh man that is hilarious
Where's the shuriken?
that pic should of been edited into one of the earlier eps of Naruto with Sasuke's giant shuriken.
Or not.
no fun.
とても 愉しい は
Hmm, wow, it works.
Nah, Archer wins here. Don't bring up Naruto.
ok then use Kaede's giant Shuriken from Negima.
I only brought up Maruto because it was the first Giant Shuriken I thought of.
So many of these photoshop challenges are a tribute yet an older photoshop /r/ anyway.
Saw this in 4chan's You Laugh You Lose thread 8 months ago. loled hard, even till now!
'Till now? That must've been tiring.
He should live alot longer though lolz
Peter Crouch FTW!!!! This guy is the best!!! The pride of the english national team.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I for one didn't know of its existence and pretty much welcome this sort of posts. I don't care if it's old, as long as it is funny and amusing.
And you know what, that type of "it's old" bitching and whining "IS getting old" don't you think? Go to your troll hole and whine there please...
Welcome to the internets...
It's safe to say 95% of people who see it here will not have seen it before. The remaining 5% feel very, very special when they can call it "old". Perhaps everyone wins?
I feel like I'd win more if it was a sexy lady gallery... :P
Indeed I would certainly say so...some people are called "newfags" for a reason after all. Even when they aren't fags and just new, there is still the ignorance that makes newbs newbs. Having said that I also have not seen this before, and I should have known you'd call it football and not soccer, as how you defend your spelling of the English language. It's our fault for us Americans calling Rugby with different rules Football instead of something else.
Most of the users of this site are not American, so what sense would it make to use a purely American usage?
Nah I wasn't saying that because of anything I am blaming you for, or that it's bad. It's just that it's stupid of me to have thought you would use soccer when as you said, most users are not American so it would make no sense. Most especially since you do use English spelling rules as opposed to American spelling rules.
Its an old meme, what else do you think people are going to say? Well at least now Arty uses "some years prior" in his sentences so I'm not complaining.... =)
If they are just going to parrot an old meme themselves in response, they are welcome to pass over the article.
lmfuckinassoff I spat out my gf's puss juice when i saw this.
Why you had puss in your mouth.....I will never want to know.
LOL is LOL
I mis-read MAL-FUNCTION man. (not stripping) >.<
...you are better than I, I read that and basically thought of a man with a SwissArmy Knife penis...fuck me ;;
Never gets old...
Still Epic IMO. More Vipper Challenges Artefact, if you may
Source is the /b/ board on 4chan. I was in the threads when these were made, and even made a few myself (although they aren't in this post). There are a lot more than these, and better ones too. This was from a few years ago.
Interesting that it turned up on a Japanese site, though not too surprising...
Crouch kick vs Suzaku kick NAO!
Go go!
Spinzaku is far more godly than Crouch. Although these are amazing.
I only saw these for the first time a year or two ago though, I must admit.
No Spinzaku shoop? I'm disappointed.
nobody recalled the Suzaku Kick bloomed a while ago?
Battle begins...
Ball kicker VS Spinzaku!
Do want!
i'll pay to see that XD
What, better than SpinSaku?