Lesbian Attempts to Rape Her Wife with Brother’s Sperm

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A lady who attempted to forcibly impregnate her wife with a syringe containing semen from her brother has been charged with domestic violence, though her wife declined to press charges for attempted rape.

Police were called to the couple’s home after an altercation between the pair, in which the younger wife (26) assailed her wife (33) with a turkey baster and a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother.

She apparently intended to insert her “syringe” into her partner for the purposes of siring a child, but her wife resisted, for she did not wish to become pregnant. The two began to struggle as the would-be “father” attempted to strip her wife off for the operation.

The tool she proposed to use for her impromptu artificial insemination was a turkey baster (syringe) with a catheter tip; police took the tool away as evidence.

After narrowly escaping from her wife, the prospective mother fled to the toilet, locking herself in, but was pursued. In the process of breaking the door down, the hopeful impregnator hurt her hand, and had to withdraw to fetch an ice-pack for her wrist.

This was the chance her put upon wife had been waiting for; she bolted from the house and attempted to escape in the couple’s SUV. However, her persistent wife chased her down, “hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car” according to a witness, attempting to curtail her escape.

She did manage to drive off after narrowly missing a tree, and police later picked her assailant up nearby.

The assailing wife was, it was said, the worse for drink at the time, though her wife told officers she had been discussing the prospect of having a child by her for some time.

Police charged the desperate inseminator with domestic assault and battery, but her wife declined to press charges of assault with intent to rape, believing she was not really “going to sexually assault her with the syringe.”

On releasing her, the judge ordered her to “refrain from abuse.” She will have her pre-trial hearing at the end of April.

Via the Berkshire Eagle.

Same sex marriage has been legal in Massachusetts since 2003; both ladies shared the same surname.


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    Comment by shalala
    06:56 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF that just wrong. poor girl. but its lool to. Turkey syringe thats a new way.

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    Comment by motaku96
    08:22 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why doesn't she just impregnate herself with her brothers sperm. But then it'd be incest I guess.

    Comment by Visssss
    10:04 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Action Packed Lesbian Couple, the series.
    Hey... that be a great idea, I should start writing the scripts for such a movie with the title as mentioned above, looks like I won't be jobless again.

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    Comment by GHS
    09:28 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, I'm also wondering how she managed to convince her brother to give her his sperm... Wonder if she payed him for it. On a side note, is that Yuma from ToHeart2 on the article picture?

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    Comment by Comet1
    03:17 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF wow lol

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    Comment by Shuu
    02:14 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jeez, that's why you tie them up beforehand...

    Joking aside, it's pretty lame of the wife to force the pregnancy on her wife. If she really wanted a child, she should have been willing to carry it herself, regardless of who's doing it at the end. I'm also pretty sure ordinary foil is quite unsuitable to preserve sperm cells for more than a few minutes...

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:24 05/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    or consider adoption

    Comment by Saruda
    02:46 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Crime? What crime?

    Comment by Detailoid
    04:07 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Facepalm.jpg
    Not clever nor funny. These aren't fictional characters. These are real people, in spite of what you might think.

    Comment by Saruda
    04:30 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    /sarcasm

    Seriously though, do people even talk about things these days?

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    11:15 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ONLY IN US OF A!!

    This is a joke.

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    Comment by tyciol
    15:21 12/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If she was willing to have rape occur and the brother was willing to use force then why didn't they just do it the old fashioned way? Higher chance for success. Very confusing thought process by these people.

    Avatar of HentaiInRealLifeIsNotAwesome
    10:23 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice to see the victim getting safely away from her assaulter

    Comment by poopzilla
    18:31 17/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this happened in my town lol messed up ppl here =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:58 07/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I figure they should also arrest the dude who prolly jerked off into some foil.xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "So, this is my mom, this is my other mom, and this is my uncle who also happens to be my dad"

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    Comment by DeRosset
    06:52 27/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Almost sounds like something out of a cartoon.
    If this mess doesn't separate them, maybe they should consider adoption.

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    Comment by Dia
    23:26 08/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's almost like she didn't think this through.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:32 20/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All I have to say is...what an epic struggle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 14/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, they do, with nitrogen. (Which is why it keeps for 20+ years.)

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    Comment by Tate
    11:47 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this kinda reminds of a ero anime/manga i used. i think, kinda, well, not really. the idea is there so i'm sure it exists somewhere.

    Comment by Sean
    12:54 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Should've done it while she was sleeping.

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    Comment by xSASxZaros
    19:49 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder if we'll ever know how she got her brothers sperm.... Lol.

    ---

    By the way, the picture is awesome. o_O

    Comment by zer0nix
    07:20 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes, anyone have a source on the pic?

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    Comment by Tingle
    04:29 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    gay marriage = just as fucked as normal marriage.
    I must admit this is kinda hot though especially the pic.

    so did her brother know about the plan and just give her the sperm or did she.... extract the sperm from her onichan with her mouth?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:13 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol I live like 2 blocks from there. Why didn't I hear about this sooner?

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    Comment by paul
    01:53 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if she had her brother do it then it would have been successful

    Comment by Chen
    17:19 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You need to call them wife1 and wife2. Who the hell could tell them apart otherwise? I, for startes, am totally lost. Who did who with who xD

    Comment by pwnjob
    17:58 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I also found it a little confusing and hard to follow....

    Comment by Detailoid
    22:40 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *raises eyebrow*
    I thought it was phrased fairly clearly.

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:21 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Clearly enough that I understood what was going on even though I felt confused the whole time.

    Comment by OigoMiEggo
    17:17 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bravo on the hilariously appropriate picture for this article Artefact XD

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    Comment by Meji
    17:17 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SUV... Where have I heard of that before? SUV-Weapon?

    Comment by lamda
    17:25 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    phantasy star universe =).

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    Comment by Jashin
    17:50 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder how she got her brother's semen... o___o

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    Comment by ichimokuren
    18:13 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG eww..... XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ..soo i guess soon scientistt or whoever genius
    out there can make sumthing out from this brilliant idea for lesbian couple outthere

    ..urrg a shringe .. D :

    *..sumhow tengga egg image poping out D :*

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    actually there already is.

    Two womens can biologically have a child together.
    Althought the child will be a girl only thru this method.

    They just put some chromozomes from girl A in the egg of girl B and its inseminated.

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    Comment by Kokopure
    09:11 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sauces :P If you're talking about Kaguya, it wouldn't work with people. If you're talking about something else I haven't heard of... do want to know <3

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like how they do it in StrikerS

    Fate-mama and Nanoha-mama.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:07 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah guess the lesbian couple finally found out the main problem such a relationship will face...Though kudos to the 'husband' for such an imaginative solution!

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    Comment by valeria666
    17:58 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha...
    That's so silly lol... XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:06 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lesbain rape doesn't suprise me. It happens in prison all the time(not attacking Lesbianism, happens in all forms of sexuality).

    But Lesbians raping with male sperm, that did catch me off guard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This should be a rape case!

    If the perpetrator was a man then it's considered rape.

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    Comment by Artefact

    It was a rape case.

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:19 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed, the victim only decided to not press charges because she felt like she wasn't serious...or something, idk.

    But I do feel it was decent of the victim to not press charges of that nature because the other bitch was drunk. Since it seems a lot of people can't remember what they do when they drink to excess (what ever excess means for that person) it would be wrong to do something which would cripple her for life for an action that they can't remember.

    I mean seriously, think of it this way. Wet dreams are now illegal, then you jizz in your pants while asleep. Would it really be best for society to punish you for something you didn't know you were doing at the time you did it?

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    08:44 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahh...I didn't mean it to absolve drunkards of all crimes, just that charging her with attempted rape would be far too harsh a punishment for something she did while drunk. Don't people who murder whilst drunk only get charged with manslaughter instead of murder?

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    Comment by CS
    14:04 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This was probably the most fair of decisions, if the criminal charges go through. While I do believe that the heavily inebriated should be dealt some responsibility for their actions, bringing rape charges into it chages the whole equation by orders of magnitude.

    Depending on the location and severity, a sex offender red tag can completely ruin a person's life. /Completely/ ruin.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:16 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty baffled by "foil wrapped semen"

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    Comment by Kip
    03:21 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd prefer ziploc baggie?

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