Lesbian Attempts to Rape Her Wife with Brother’s Sperm
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 19, 2009 15:49 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Marriage, Massachusetts, Pregnancy, Rape, USA, Yuri
A lady who attempted to forcibly impregnate her wife with a syringe containing semen from her brother has been charged with domestic violence, though her wife declined to press charges for attempted rape.
Police were called to the couple’s home after an altercation between the pair, in which the younger wife (26) assailed her wife (33) with a turkey baster and a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother.
She apparently intended to insert her “syringe” into her partner for the purposes of siring a child, but her wife resisted, for she did not wish to become pregnant. The two began to struggle as the would-be “father” attempted to strip her wife off for the operation.
The tool she proposed to use for her impromptu artificial insemination was a turkey baster (syringe) with a catheter tip; police took the tool away as evidence.
After narrowly escaping from her wife, the prospective mother fled to the toilet, locking herself in, but was pursued. In the process of breaking the door down, the hopeful impregnator hurt her hand, and had to withdraw to fetch an ice-pack for her wrist.
This was the chance her put upon wife had been waiting for; she bolted from the house and attempted to escape in the couple’s SUV. However, her persistent wife chased her down, “hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car” according to a witness, attempting to curtail her escape.
She did manage to drive off after narrowly missing a tree, and police later picked her assailant up nearby.
The assailing wife was, it was said, the worse for drink at the time, though her wife told officers she had been discussing the prospect of having a child by her for some time.
Police charged the desperate inseminator with domestic assault and battery, but her wife declined to press charges of assault with intent to rape, believing she was not really “going to sexually assault her with the syringe.”
On releasing her, the judge ordered her to “refrain from abuse.” She will have her pre-trial hearing at the end of April.
Via the Berkshire Eagle.
Same sex marriage has been legal in Massachusetts since 2003; both ladies shared the same surname.
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WAT!? lol
*Giggle*
gotta love how Artefact always finds the appropriate pics haha
Indeed, my thoughts exactly. If only the hand holding the syringe was that of a woman...
It seems to me though that USA isn't far behind China in bizarre crimes. Maybe it relates to population size, but then again we don't hear too frequently from India. Something must be in the air... :P
I think this is the BEST matching appropriate pic I've seen so far! But then again so many of these things happened in eroge XD
I agree that this pic could be the best possible match, but those in the know are aware that the syringe in this pic goes in the back. I can't imagine there being much turkey baster hentai out there.
turkey baster = poor (wo?)man's syringe. It can go anywhere the user can get it to; assumably, hentai assume slightly more lenient budgets for their characters.
Besides, I'm sure the condoms would have spoiled this assailant's plans.
Typo (of omission): +Great pic pick, Artefact. How you find such things out of the staggering swarm is simply a superhuman ability.
Oh rule 34 you've never failed us.
I was going to say, excellent photo!
O.o
Ahahaha, those silly, silly USians. Never fail to entertain me. Although i must admit i love school shootouts more, when is the next one ?
Ask the Germans.
Haha.[/sarcasm]
"...a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother."
Yes... somehow.
heh~~ how she can get semen from her brother...
i'm thinking wild now...
more erotic path... hahahaha...
Hi Mummy Hi Daddy Hi Mummy Aww~
Onii~chan... <3
Yeah I'm curious about she acquired this as well XD
most likely asked him to beat off in something she could take home. if i had a hot lesbian sister with a hot lesbian wife and she said her wife needed some semen id fap in the nearest container or tinfoil or whatever is necessary.
haha.. why fapping...
why not you jam it by your self...
that way are much more help b'cos percentage is high to...
its either stick in the girl or have two girls play with semen. your choice.
LOL.
But there's that matter of return payment... heheheh
'foil wrapped' ...
correct me if I'm wrong(actually, don't)... but I doubt that would have led to anything.
Sperm can survive a few days outside the body, if the enviroment isn't too harsh....
Plus, I imagine foil is quite sterile.
Also, at the other dude, it is very, very hard for a person to get pregnant from intercouse.
Before I get shot down, yes, I know it's not THAT hard, but statisticly speaking, and in comparison with other mamals, humans are at a reproductive loss.
After all, in regards to my previous point, a vagina is a very harsh enviroment, human sperm is patheticly weak, with only about 5% of all sperm produced actualy being fit for reproduction, and men genraly have a lower sperm count now, than they did 20 years ago, for various reasons to do with our diet.
Odd. My semen turns to water within 5 minutes...
This does not bode well for any reproductive ventures I might undertake in the future.
heh, what 'reproductive ventures'? >_>
Protip: Men produce less semen because they are turning into faggot emos.
Hmm...well, iirc, humans are one of the few species that can reproduce year round, therefore it wouldn't be in nature's best interest to make all of our sperm Heracles for example.
If humans were at reproductive loss, there wouldn't be 6 bilion of them around.
I'm pretty baffled by "foil wrapped semen"
You'd prefer ziploc baggie?
Or tubbaware
Uh, I thought sperm wouldn't survive more than a few minutes outside of a man's scrotum or a woman's you-know-what. I thought they died pretty much instantly once they're outside. At least that's what I learned in school...
yes because this lady was very sensible...
i don't think she can think clearly enough to even have that idea... she did after all try to rape her wife...
In the article linked further down the page ( http://www.berkshireeagle.com/ci_11943042?source=most_viewed ), there is the line "Officers said they found a syringe with a catheter tip still in its packaging and a sealed container of semen," so I have to wonder. And I mean, if they can survive in a hostile acidic environment for a couple days, giving them some liquid or such might make it slightly less absurd. Slightly.
Recall that sperm banks store vast quantities of the stuff for long periods of time.
I thought they froze the sperm...
48 hours out in the open and 8 days if inside someone =P
I knew there was a 7 day thing in there somewhere...
I wonder how the child call his/her mother..
mother or mom, or mommy. there isn't a difference between straight and gay relations. why would one assume that there would be a change in titles?
Maybe something like mom_1 and mom_2?
Hey mom_2, mom_1 didn't allow me to watch tv, what about you? xD
lol
mom_1, mom_2
what is that, a txt >_<
that will be unique, mom_1 and mom_2
nanoha?
nah, if it's the son of a lesbo marriage he/she would call them by their proper american titles Butch and Bitch.
-the beast
Ah.. A wrong question.. hehe, sorry.. well, since they don't have penis, they will called mom.
seme and uke?
Oh wait, wrong gender...
Nah, those are strictly sexual actionary terms, not orientation or organs. It's used mainly in both yaoi and yuri to denote whom are the dominate/submissive ones. But it is used in straight contexts afaik.
seme merely means "to give" while uke means "to take". i guess it can be used in every sort of relationship.