Oppai UFO Catcher
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 16, 2009 03:02 JST
- Tags: Arcade Gaming, Bizarre, Marketing, Oppai, UFO Catcher
UFO catchers, as the claw manipulation prize grabbing games have come to be called, usually target appealing toys or similar, but in this case it seems a rather more direct approach has been adopted to reach out to the male demographic…
Unfortunately, we do not hear where oppai hunters can find this machine.









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frist
Frist indeed.
Frist
FIRST HAHA
Fritz
lol...
Genius. Whats more, people have to win 2 of these- more money for the company.
Yeah, where is sex, there is money. Ppl should use more aportunities and spread sex infuluence in every niche of life.
At least you won't miss what you want, because there is only one thing to catch.
(Or are there different sizes? lol)
I think there are two different sizes. Small and large. I have a small one (about 6 cm across) that I bought at a Spencer's store.
when innovation and marketing cross path, this epic will begin...
Nice Index reference.
What's the point of this?? To always have a tit next to you? Lawl :P
Dear GOD that's creepy
Agreed. It's just WRONG somehow.
wrong yet some how funny and compleing
Indeed. and completely embarassing to get caught playing. (especially when you're reaching for the prize)
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Also, can any REAL MEN catch those in public?
Indeed. This is the first time a guy on the street could grab a boob and not get his arse kicked and hauled off by the cops. A great moment in David Cop-a-feel history. XDD
If you're a real manly man then you will catch 2 in public (in the UFO catcher of course).
for a minute I though those were eyeballs
Better. i though it was garlic
ehh...I thought they were oranges in the Recent News sidebar LOL
And if this doesn't take off, just redesign the catcher and market them as SPOOKY ALIEN EGGS!
It's Ranka Lee's famous dim sum!
I hope they change them frequently because they might rot.
..or Minorin's special pudding.
>:D
can u eat them?
Can you suck them?
Life like texture ;_;
I was going to say the same thing ;_;
Likewise ;_;
I showed this to my friend and he was like, "What, they're balls-OH MY GOD!"
balls are touching?
which mean that you need to grab another oppai after the fist attempt? oppai comes in pair does it not?
*first
spelling checker i need
yup, purely for suckers XD
I like how they're all cuddled in the corner of the machine like that.
anyone knows what it's made of??
It's made of fat.
I don't know if they're the same as the one I have, but it looks the same. Mine doesn't say what it's made out of, and the product page on its website is horribly devoid of any useful information...
I would guess it's 2-3mm thick, soft rubber containing water or thin gel. It's got the feel of a water balloon in thicker rubber. The nipple/areola is solid rubber of the same rubber material as the rest of the ball, and isn't that hard, but still is in the way and annoying if you want to use it as a plain stress ball.
I like the "CAUTION:" text though. "1. Don't expose under sunshine. 2. Don't touch with chemical & keep away fire. 3. Can't throw it."
I want one!!! Though they are pretty expensive at J list...
Meh, any local sex shops should have them in the gag gift section.
Ew, they look a little like tumours in there. That or button mushrooms.
i want to try it out and see if i can win my self one of those oppais
lifelike texture ;_;
So many eyes... looking at me ;_;
Man I want to play that.
I want one. I wonder if it'll be tough to grab.
They should change the claw to a fake hand for better effect when going for the "prize".