A man who approached an online Q&A service asking how he might reign in his passionate love for a certain Pokémon, and perhaps turn it into mere platonic affection, has been roundly reassured that falling in love with fictional 2D animals is perfectly acceptable.
His query runs thus (he is careful to protect the identity of his Pokemon paramour throughout):
“I’ve fallen in love with a Pokémon…
I fell in love with a certain Pokémon. My heart grows heavy whenever I think of them.
But to be honest, personally I felt falling in love with a 2D character to be a sad thing, so I wanted to return to a platonic relationship with this Pokémon.
Whatever should I do?”
Most respondents are having none of it, telling him love is perfectly fine even with fictional two dimensional animals; a sample of the responses:
“It’s ok to love them. There’s really no need to force yourself to dislike them after all…”
“Loving the 2D is not strange at all. 2D is something you associate with reality.”
“I feel the same way. It’s ok. If only that Pokémon were real, I’d…”
“If you fall for a character, drawing pictures of tem is a good way of releasing.”
“First, turn off the machine. Then go out and start your journey to find a charming person.”
Pokémon Lover: “I don’t actually play the games at all. I don’t have much social contact either; perhaps that’s why I fel in love with a Pokémon?”
“Raichu is cute, Raichu is. Rairaiii!
It’s ok. I have a friend who fell in love with a butterfly from the south. Compared to that, your symptoms are minor.”Pokémon Lover: “With a butterfly!? That’s romantic… I feel better, thanks.”
“I’ve heard that amongst anime fans there are those who actually want to marry 2D characters.”
Pokémon Lover: “There are people like that out there!? Then maybe it’s nothing to worry about at all then.”
It seems this ronery Pokémon otaku has only had his love for a certain pocket monster reaffirmed…
You can see the Q&A here.










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Raichu is an interesting choice. The evolved version of the most well known, Pikachu. I wonder why he didn't choose Pikachu? If he had a poke-loli complex, it might've chosen Pichu.
He didn't reveal his choice, perhaps he was afraid of competition?
ah, my mistake. That's what I get for skimming an article instead of reading it thoroughly. I bet its Gardevoir.
Everyone's a furfag for Gardevoir, just like how everyone's gay for Bridget.
"Everyone’s a furfag for Gardevoir, just like how everyone’s gay for Bridget."
This.
Just... this.
Amateurs.
It's obviously a Mudkip.
I did once see this guy on youtube who had a serious hardon for gardevoir, but if all furies do then it could just as easily be someone else.
Hell, I bet it's mudkip, who does'nt liek mudkips?
Damn straight.
I bet it's Pichu. Note that Pichu is a baby Pokemon, which means it is a loli.
.... loli pokemon sex will not put you in a jail, right?
Hell, and it is legal, even in great britain!
Jinx has dem tig ol bitties!
LOLWAT.
I'd go for magmar; I like my hot pokemans kinky
Don't forget those big ass lips
Actually, when I read the article, Jynx was oddly enough the first one to come to mind for me.
I know a guy who has a furry fascination with Lucario. I was weirded out at first but then I thought about it and understood. As for his choice that's cool too. It's powerful.
MUDKIPZ?
Now this is difficult. It depends solely on which pkmn he loves to decide if he is sick or perfectly fine.
http://www.legendarypokemon.net/images/dp_artwork/282.png
If it were someone like this, I'd say perfectly fine
BUT, if it is someone like this:
http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/onix.jpg
I'd say,.. no, I'd puke.
I see. So a flower-ish, one-eyed, leg- and armless (or rather handless) something is alright for you?
I say I'd puke either way...
Machamp is def the way to go.
LOL, I wouldn't be surprised if it was that.
If I was forced to have sex with a pokemon, as ludicrous as this might sound (and as impossible as it in fact is), it would be the one in the picture above. (I don't know it's name and I don't want to know.)
It resembles an actual woman at least slightly.
No wait... I would hit it's loli form:
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/cringewithpassion/pokemon/people/PKMN_281____Kirlia_by_Pokedex.jpg
http://pokebeach.com/scans/platinum/51-kirlia.jpg
http://serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/TCG/EXDS%20Avvies/EXDS%20Kirlia.png [http://serebiiforums.com/images/avatars/TCG/EXDS Avvies/EXDS Kirlia.png]
That depends if you mean Rin, or Ren.
Onix makes you puke? Even with all those sexy curves?
Are you trying to make fun of me or are you trying to prove just how sick people can be?
Either way, it was funny.
btw, does anyone know why the hell the names of those pkmn were changed for every freaking country the games were sold to?
I would call those guys by there name, but the names I know wouldn't make sense for anyone from another country.
Onix, I would suggest is easier to say than イワーク (wark), for those people who speak English.
Hmm I'd choose Gardevoir <3
-_-;
Just lol.
... THAT IS ZOOERASTY!
Could it be Jinx!?!? (the one those whiny blacks are all pissy about)
Or Whailord?? oooo if only it was a girl that falls in love with these things...then we can imagine her with tentacruels....
Id lol if it was Mr.Mime or Jynx ^^
"return to a platonic relationship"
How do you manage to have a non platonic relationship with something that doesn't physically exist in the first place?
With fantasy. Lots of fantasy.
I really don't want to tell you how...
It is most unfortunate that this man has been driven to want to fuck the hell out of a pokey-mon. It is almost certainly due to the fact that he, and all men, are barred from aquiring a nice young female of childbearing age as a wife of their own... to have relations with as they (the man) wishes.
In the past, 100 or more years ago, the goal and pinaccle of social progress was to have Men respect their fellow man because he too is a Man and to not look at his race as something that took away from his status as one’s fellow man. The goal was to have all men be respected.
So the Social Progress train got going and is still going into the 21st century.
It did not reach it’s destination, infact it nolonger wishes to ever get there.
If we look around at where the Social Progress train has brought us we see this: Men are not respected; men are more hated and disrespected then we have ever been in the known history of the world.
However; Women ARE respected, women hold power, women control society.
Men control nothing. Sure we build things, and those things get passed to woman’s control if ever they get past a certain level of importance.
Before Social Progress most Men atleast controlled their families and their wives with impunity, even if he was not respected by other men.
With 100+ years of social progress no Man in the west (and soon no Man in the World) controls any aspect of his family. Infact it is not his family: Men OWN nothing in America, Women OWN the whole of society, including the government. Men, at most, rent things. We pay taxes upon taxes for the use of what we “own” each year in the form of property tax, use taxes, and mandatory insurance. The seizure of both real and personal property by the woman controlled government ensures that we continue to rent our property which we “own” from the woman’s government inorder to fund the police state storm troopers who enforce women’s rights upon us.
Men certainly don’t control their wives, nor do we choose our wives: women chose the men they wish to marry and the men take what they have been given because they cannot go out and capture a wife (as the Bible allows*) nor can they ask the father for her in marraige (and the father force the girl to marry who he chose). The chance for marraige in the USA is by the choice of women.
Social Progress is not about helping Men be universally respected. It is about the exact opposite: helping women and ensuring that men are disrespected and powerless.
We must take away woman’s choices: Woman’s choice to kill our children, woman’s choice to marry who she wishes rather then who her father wishes or a man who captured her, woman’s choice to not get married at the age of menarche (12-14 years old), woman’s choice to murder her husband(s) or boyfriends(s), woman’s choice to call the police and complain about domestic violence (if she is getting hit by her husband it is because she has disobeyed him, she must comply with his demands as he is her master: she is not free, no woman should be free, only men should be free), woman’s choice to have her husband imprisoned on marital rape charges (a husband has the right to rape his wife or wives whenever he wishes to: they are owned by him: chattel), a woman’s right to choose (killing even our unborn children: yes we are a nation of babykillers (our women are)).
Women’s Rights must be Destroyed.
Men’s Liberty must reign again: that is what America was founded for; Men’s Rights, Not women’s.
*In Duteronomy 22 the Bible allows a Man to rape a virgin girl: the penalty is to marry the girl, never divorce her, and pay her father the customary marraige price.
I approve of this relationship, thats all that matters now :D CHASE YOUR LOVED ONE YOUNG MAN!!!!
*Fire in eyes*
LMAO yeah good words
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/34580__448x_pikachu-cosplay-1.jpg
Actually......
Pokeplay is quite hot....
Agreed
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xix/pikachu-cosplay-7.jpg
I found this image from Pikachu Cosplay Mania article.
Wild Pokefan appeared!
Wild Pokefan used Attract!
Wild Pokefan fell in love!
Trainer Anon used Leer!
Wild Pokefan ran away...
It was Roar that made them run away, not Leer.
Leer = Sharp decrease in SP.Def I think.
Wild Pokefan used Fap Shower! *fap fap fap*
Otakumon's type is freak.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.
leer just lowered defense
This guy's messed up. No further comment.
Clearly Geodude is the way to go ;-)
Nice pictures. Wonder who is the illustrator....
LOL I tot u would comment on the issue, not the pic. >.< (Same here) The 'news' is too weird for me to accept. LOL
I'd bet that if someone took a poll on what group of people has the most crazies, the otaku population would come up on top. jezuz
Wrong, the correct answer is United States government.