These photos, if genuine, point to the realisation of the Touhou Takeover foretold so long ago. Nowhere is safe if Touhou continues its exponential growth…
The yukkuri plushies themselves have been out for a while now. You can get them here and here.
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beware giant marisa will steal the 'terrible' thing!! hahaha~~
World Domination easy OK?
I would kill to see this in real life.
i would strangle small children, puppies, kittens, and baby monkeys to make this true.
Please stop trying to be funny.
iragedsohard, my comrade!
waaaannnntttt
THE END IS NIGH
ZOMG!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!1!1
nice shop!
touhou plushies do want!
TAKE COVER!
Oh wow those plushies on Toylet are expensive. $60 for M size (22 cm?). Melonbooks has the M size for 1575 yen. The markup can't be that much
Nobody else (international sellers) seems to be bothering with Touhou merchandise?
Saw a bit of Touhou merchandise at Animazement 2011. Not much, but certainly some.
*Plays 1954 Godzilla theme* xD
Guys, don't panic. Take it easy, ok?
Taking over the world? Who cares, take it easy. :3
they sure have big heads~ haha~ want !!
I for one welcome our new easy overlords.
Fucking awesome.
Where's a massive wind when you need one? Send them flying over to an area with lots of starving people and two problems can be solved at the same time!
Floating airheads. Fantastic.
TAKE IT EEEAAASY~
ENEMY YUKKURIS IN SIGHT! 10000 feet, 10'o'clock.
FOX TWO! FOX TWO! ON THE BLOND YUKKURI WITH TWO SLAMMERS!
So is this real or not?
"The world will be dominated!! This is the time to be taking it easy!!"
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The lights and shadows on those plushies fits well into the photos they are shopped into.
Nice photoshop.
Nobody mentioned it yet, but the yukkuri heads on all the people are quite amusing too...
now that you mention it
OH SH-
WHOA!
Didn't see that at first.
Haven't you read the article?? TOUHOU IS INVADING 3D WORLD! (oh shi- sounds like Digimonz, lol)
Is it just me or is the blong floating girl flying mouth open into the giant penis on the right? (on the recent new bar).
ZUN: "Excellent"
ZUN: NO DAMMIT TOUHOU IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET
It's more like "ZUN: NO DAMMIT TOUHOU IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT THE GAMES NOT ABOUT THE MERCHANDISE."
I would like to see those at the Macy's thanksgiving parade this year =3
One of the best shop's I've seen...
"FREE SWEET BLACKBEANS FOR EVERYONE"
*points a rocket launcher on those Yukkuris*
LOL This is epic.
Well I'm guessing this was coincide with 例大6 (Reitaisai 6)?
*holding Yukkurinomicon above his head*
Ia..! Ia..! Yukkuri fthagn!!!
YUKKURI INVASION XD
Well we all knew the world would come to an end sooner or later. Maybe sooner wasn't that bad of a choice if the world gets invaded by giant floating yukkuri Touhou plushies.
OMG, that would be so cool. If not a little creepy.
It's a fake! LOL
Photoshopped FTW!
look mom there's a big flying head...
i think it's a UFO hahaha.....
some fine undefined fantastic objects we have here..
What is this, "The Day The Earth Took It Easy"?
Take it easy!
Sugoi Marisa and Reimu!
I will cosplay Marisa!!