Virgins Tend 600KG Penis at Hodare Penis Festival
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 10, 2009 19:19 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Image Gallery, Matsuri, Religion, Shinto, Tochio, Video Gallery
Virgin shrine maidens were on hand to tend a giant two metre long wooden penis weighing 600 kilograms at the latest Hodare penis festival in Tochio, held March 8th, whilst revelers gleefully rode atop it in the hopes of future fertility.
The ancient and raucously popular festival celebrates the fertility afforded by the male organ, and is a huge draw for men and women of all ages.
You can see young ladies riding atop the giant phallus in this video from the 2008 festival:
Even Japanese newscasters have difficulty containing their mirth at the outlandishness of these pagan festivals:
Amongst Japan’s innumerable and eccentric pagan festivals, those celebrating male generative powers have long been amongst the most popular, with centuries old penis idols a common sight at many shrines across the nation…
All manner of penis themed goods can be found at the festivals:
Nobody need feel left out, as participation by revelers of all ages, genders and nationalities is encouraged:
There is also a naked version of dubious provenance…
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I'm pretty sure the only response needed is "oh, Japan"...
Agreed.
I was laughing my ass of at the pictures and the videos XD
yeah...not gay at all.
LOL!
Oh there are others...
But I am amazed by the relative abscence of compensation jokes in the comments.
UNICEF:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Shaddap Unicef they are real, it's not animated nor in any way imagined and therefore none of your concern.
Well, it's part of their culture...
Actually, it's a fun event enjoyed by a small minority of the population.
Ahh... it's that time again for the Japanese as they worship the god of fertility.
What!? Are those candy?
choco banana
with a yogurt center
If any man bought one of those things and licked it up and down, you know they're gay.
Lol, obviously; I wonder who buys those.
Don't worry, Anon, candy vaginas are usually also available.
'bana-chin', banana dicks...
Don't forget the "cut banana dick".
Tsukasa comes to mind^^ chinchin!!
I couldn't help but blurt out comments as I scrolled down. The sight of the ”banana dick"(?) was just too damn hilarious.
Made me laugh almost as hard as the 外人 riding atop one of the giant dicks.
dick, wouldnt anyone ride one of those if they were given the chance.
That's one large dildo.
That's japan for you
anyway can you upload some loli eating that banana dick??
yes pls
So you wanna get V& do you?
Why should he get v&? It isn't dirty, it's culture! :P
No.
Thats.... BIG
The stuff in pic 15 looks yummy... Though im never going to eat one since it ummmm.. resembles.
"bana-chin" for 300 yen
:O
That is... Big
The stuff in Pic 15 looks yummy... Not that im eating it since it kinda... resembles.
If you imagined it as being Jun's or Bridget's you wouldn't be able to resist.
ya hit the nail on the 'ead man .. :lol: pun intended
......just when i thought there's nothing news in japan
(hey is this the same festival as the 1 in the manga KissxSis chap 15-16?)
That's ... big
Pic 15 looks yummy... Though I won't eat it since it... resembles..
so true!!
Funny how the "cut banana dick" is cheaper. Maybe it was made by the anti faction of the festival. Guess even those women need money. Or... treats?
Might be that it's made using the leftovers of the penis shaped treats? I imagine you'd need two different banana ends for the latter. i.e. dick shaped = takes more effort to make
dick bits = leftover scraps from the dick shaped one
When real life imitates Second Life.
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Naw, this is older than Second Life.
They oughta add Trojans.
Surely this is sign of the advance Japanese culture!
All they need to do is make a huge vagina...I have no idea how they're going to make the attachable mosaic.
Or simply get Matou Sakura to fill the role.
I agree. And then put that giant dick inside that vagina. LOL
There are shrines devoted to vagina... For another post perhaps.
Reminds me of a manga that I saw, called Penis-samas Power..
me too actually one of my current favs. sadly though i doubt the giant cocks are magic and grant wishes when cumming.
Oh Unicef's gonna RAGE so hard for showing a pic of their loli.
err...how are they supposed to 'jam it in'?? ^^a;
with butter of course.
they better make sure they keep the american women away from the penis or they might try to have sex with it
Cock! I need to move to Japan where i can worship the almighty penis.
Then you can build a shrine for yours and let the virgins come to "worship" it. Hmmm... Tasty.
you can gtfo there, my good individual.