A woman was severely injured when her partner’s idea for using a power saw as an impromptu sex toy went badly awry, with the woman being intimately sawed in the process.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel in the early hours of the morning, with the 911 caller explaining that he had placed a sex toy over the saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner as a DIY vibrator.
Much to the surprise of the couple, during use the blade sawed right through the plastic sex toy, and then into the woman, severely injuring her in the process.
The 27-year-old victim was quickly flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police. It does not appear her condition is life threatening, although it seems unlikely to improve her sex life.
Law enforcement officials vowed to follow up on the case, to determine whether the injury was indeed merely an accident involving consensual behavior, they say.
Via BayNet.
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I'll comment the guy for his innovation, but I just don't see why he wouldn't realize that a saw can cut through plastic.
Anyone thinking of Tetsuo : The Iron Man ?
D8 !!!
There goes her vagina...
The sawblade is not supposed to be attached when you motorize the dildo... These guys should win a Darwin award for dumbest redneck couple.
Future Darwin Award Winrars!
... Ouch. :c
i thought this news came from Japan but America?!Hee-haw!
lesson learned : don't try with chainsaw because even power saw can cause injury
Actually, the type of saw they used is far more dangerous, chainsaw's capable of cutting wood...this thing cuts nails and sheet metal...
To bizzare to imagine.. This is even more dangerous and stupid than wrapping a knife with tissue papers and put it in your shorts.
Must have have hurt like hell.
If you are going to be dumb, you have to be tough.
They were that close to being laughed at on the otherside
... In America!
Is America trying to compete against China and Japan?
"Much to the surprise of the couple,"
and absolutely no one else...
wow,...just,...wow..
finally!!!
Ouch. Well it kinda seems like a good idea, if it wasn't so dangerous.
OK, I would just like to point out, in case anyone is keeping score out there, that this happened in the state of Maryland. Not the American South. Maryland.
Southerners know how to use their tools, by Gawd.
couldn't anyone think of just doing the game consule vibrator? or cell phone? who the heck comes up with a saw? -__-
HOW COULD IT SAW THROUGH THE SEX TOY? PLASTIC IS IMPERVIOUS!
But seriously, OW.
this has to be a joke right
i want to believe that people arent that stupid
*sigh*
they are right
i should just give up hope in people actually having common sense
Use a drill, not a saw.
And take out the razor sharp bits first.
rofl @ yoko pics with the story. Man I guess people will try to imitate those porno movies with the saw but I can't believe they didn't remove the damn blade.
...That's the most RETARDED thing I have ever seen...
Using a SAWS-ALL as a sex toy...to not even craft an attachment to fit into the saws-all to replace the blade...they don't need any kids, if their genetics aren't fucked up, their "common sense" is, unfortunately I'm constantly reminded by news like this that "common sense" ain't so common...
Hey don't worry bout it. xD Agnes Bitch is gonna clear everything up and then people won't have common sense or freedom of speech and we will all be pleased with that no? xD
However, that's quite a nice Ryobi Saws-all...
Not gunna lie....i came
My drill is the drill that will pierce your uterus!
Seriously, though, what a terrible idea. How did they think this wouldn't be dangerous in the least?
Darwin's law AT WORK.
ouch..
but for the worst i heard is some dude actually stuck a rose up his *dingdong* for romance purpose .____.'''
I can't even imagine how it was when it was pulled off.
Morons.. i mean c'mon, a power tool in vagina, doesn't that sound dangerous? Morons..
not kewl
WTF~!
Pfft the guy was just too lazy to use the dildo with good old man power. This is another prime example of American laziness and quite possibly ingenuity, GO USA GO!
Next thing you know, America is gonna outsource dildo banging women to indians.
But it felt good at first, right?
and i'm a few post late but i just noticed. Welcome Jin.
Idiots forgot to use the dildo attachment.
Great picture, BTW.
x2 on the pichta. =D
they did. they put the saw blade in the middle of it.
I meant the one without the saw blade in it. Its like using a revolver as a dildo with a bullet in the chamber.
hopefully we wont see those kind of post in the future XD
By the looks of it, everything is possible.
Why couldnt they just used the original DIY, the finger or vegetable?
A power saw? Not to sound callous but I hope it stops them from having kids since nothing good can come out of having parents like that.
Agreed.
I hope so too so they can officially receive a Darwin Award, because this definitely deserves one.
I always said, warnings should be added on internet porn videos:
Kids, the following sex scene was realised with sexprofessionals and with professional sex toys tested under professional surveillance.
Do not try this at home.
^_~'
M.
Witness the birth of another warning label:
Caution: DO NOT USE THIS POWER TOOL AS A SEXUAL AID.
LOL
LOL. In their defense, the power saw manufacturers claim : "Who the hell is crazy enough to stick a power saw up their ******?!"
Before we know it, some genius will think of using superglue as a lubricant...
Yeah, people sue for anything that does not have a warning label telling them not to do it. Though that might not work as a label due to it being "explicit in nature". :X
They have to die to be able to get the Darwin Award.
it's a runner up!!
Wasn't it enough to have lost all capability for reproduction and no children or in other words having oneself erased from the genepool?
Or was that just worth a honourable mention?
It's enough that reproductive capabilities are erased, though I doubt she was shredded badly enough for that to happen.