A woman was severely injured when her partner’s idea for using a power saw as an impromptu sex toy went badly awry, with the woman being intimately sawed in the process.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel in the early hours of the morning, with the 911 caller explaining that he had placed a sex toy over the saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner as a DIY vibrator.
Much to the surprise of the couple, during use the blade sawed right through the plastic sex toy, and then into the woman, severely injuring her in the process.
The 27-year-old victim was quickly flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police. It does not appear her condition is life threatening, although it seems unlikely to improve her sex life.
Law enforcement officials vowed to follow up on the case, to determine whether the injury was indeed merely an accident involving consensual behavior, they say.
Via BayNet.
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Just one word: idiots.
one word: Rednecks
one word; innovation
two words: c-c-c-combo breaker!!
Three words: You're a Moron
three words: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
It would have worked had they exchanged the blade...DUMBASS...tsk tsk tsk...What a way to destroy a valley of pleasure...
another one for 'world's dumbest'
That actually continues the combo itself.
Actually, this is in Canada... Prince George is in British Columbia.
Not that Canada isn't the US anyways.
Sorry, my bad. Prince George, in US. Knee-jerk patriotic reaction, I guess.
how i love living in pg county.
Almost Darwin Award
Agh, that sounds so painful!!! It made my insides clench up.
Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like.
A power saw? Not to sound callous but I hope it stops them from having kids since nothing good can come out of having parents like that.
I hope so too so they can officially receive a Darwin Award, because this definitely deserves one.
They have to die to be able to get the Darwin Award.
Wasn't it enough to have lost all capability for reproduction and no children or in other words having oneself erased from the genepool?
Or was that just worth a honourable mention?
It's enough that reproductive capabilities are erased, though I doubt she was shredded badly enough for that to happen.
it's a runner up!!
I always said, warnings should be added on internet porn videos:
Kids, the following sex scene was realised with sexprofessionals and with professional sex toys tested under professional surveillance.
Do not try this at home.
^_~'
M.
Witness the birth of another warning label:
Caution: DO NOT USE THIS POWER TOOL AS A SEXUAL AID.
LOL
Yeah, people sue for anything that does not have a warning label telling them not to do it. Though that might not work as a label due to it being "explicit in nature". :X
LOL. In their defense, the power saw manufacturers claim : "Who the hell is crazy enough to stick a power saw up their ******?!"
Before we know it, some genius will think of using superglue as a lubricant...
Agreed.
Why couldnt they just used the original DIY, the finger or vegetable?
Idiots forgot to use the dildo attachment.
Great picture, BTW.
they did. they put the saw blade in the middle of it.
I meant the one without the saw blade in it. Its like using a revolver as a dildo with a bullet in the chamber.
hopefully we wont see those kind of post in the future XD
By the looks of it, everything is possible.
x2 on the pichta. =D
you can modify one of those into a sex toy though the motor has to be fixed and the saw blade isnt even kept near it. let alone attached. im not surprised though ive seen it used as a sex toy i said that someone would kill someone that way when i did.
lol Maryland. Can't believe this shit happened like 30 minutes away from me.
stupid people live near you, OMG!
run while you can!!! XD
it's too late
... he was the one who did it.. ands now trying to cover his ass.. o.o
i just noticed who uploaded it. id have use the image with the girl getting raped with a chainsaw. i see your keeping up with the bizarre so this is a great a post. keep up the work.
*shaking my head*
But it felt good at first, right?
and i'm a few post late but i just noticed. Welcome Jin.
Pfft the guy was just too lazy to use the dildo with good old man power. This is another prime example of American laziness and quite possibly ingenuity, GO USA GO!
Next thing you know, America is gonna outsource dildo banging women to indians.
My drill is the drill that will pierce your uterus!
Seriously, though, what a terrible idea. How did they think this wouldn't be dangerous in the least?
Not gunna lie....i came
...That's the most RETARDED thing I have ever seen...
Using a SAWS-ALL as a sex toy...to not even craft an attachment to fit into the saws-all to replace the blade...they don't need any kids, if their genetics aren't fucked up, their "common sense" is, unfortunately I'm constantly reminded by news like this that "common sense" ain't so common...
However, that's quite a nice Ryobi Saws-all...
Hey don't worry bout it. xD Agnes Bitch is gonna clear everything up and then people won't have common sense or freedom of speech and we will all be pleased with that no? xD
Darwin's law AT WORK.
WTF~!