Lady Calls 911 Over Critical McNuggets Shortage

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A lady who attempted to order Chicken McNuggets at her local McDonald’s was shocked to discover they had run out, and felt she had no recourse but to summon police to the scene; with police already on the way assist her with this pressing crisis, she made three 911 calls, pleading for aid.

The dire straits she was in were summed up in her desperate 911 call, prompted by her failed attempt to order 10 McNuggets:

“This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”

She apparently attempted to secure a refund, but the implacable corporate giant stood by its policy that “All sales are final”, leaving her no recourse but to summon the law.

The lady felt she could not accept the offer of an even larger portion of food in exchange for the payment, and the cashier reported that her stressful ordeal caused her to become irate, yelling “I don’t want a McDouble and small fry!”

She explained her difficult predicament later: “I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets.”

During the emergency she summoned police on no less than three occasions, and was informed that an officer was coming to assist each time.

The lady was later ticketed by police for abusing the 911 service. The report on the incident stated “Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.'”

Via the Sun-Sentinel.

Although clearly the prospect of running out of McNuggets may be uniquely pressing to some Americans, idiosyncratic “emergencies” reported to police and similar are a universal phenomenon; the Japanese equivalent is concern over one’s ice cream melting necessitating police intervention


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    Avatar of KazeTsukai
    Comment by KazeTsukai
    05:38 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The police should have helped her to get her macnuggets =p

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    Comment by R
    05:39 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Police should throw her in jail for being a crazy bitch...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I 2nd that

    Comment by AoCanada
    07:41 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm gong to have to 3rd this.

    Comment by Sakagami
    08:13 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    4th'd.

    Comment by AmericanOtaku83
    08:16 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I 5th it. Maybe if she stressed about not having her McNuggets, she could've sweat off a few pounds.

    Avatar of Icy-nee-san
    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    08:27 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Im neutral on this one, i cant remember if mac nuggets are any good...

    Comment by Chris
    08:57 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    icy, they taste only half edible. That said, they're cheap as hell...

    Avatar of Miroku74
    Comment by Miroku74
    10:00 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Icy, they're a pastiche of processed chicken parts in a savory coating of deepfried and seasoned white death (but oh so tasty, ain't they?). ^_-

    I can't eat 'em anymore, which is probably why I am losing the weight. That and not having those after-meals 2 liter bottles of Coca-cola to wash them down helps a lot also.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I say stop hating on the woman, she wanted her McNuggets damnit

    Avatar of Zelgadis4tw
    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    10:56 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol, 6th'd, and wow...

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    10:59 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    8th'd*

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    Comment by Aaron
    12:48 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Missed 7th... McDonald's is doing her a favor by not giving her those monstrosities of calories and fat!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    6th'd

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:01 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to 7th that

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:50 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    macbitch ain't gettin her macnuggets D:<

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you guys wants to listen on how she report to 911

    http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:84027791-e265-4853-a6a2-ff47950b50f7&showPlaylist=&from=IV2_en-us_v11HP&fg=gtlv2# [http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:84027791-e265-4853-a6a2-ff47950b50f7&showPlaylist=&from=IV2_en-us_v11HP&fg=gtlv2#]

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    Comment by Emc2Trooper
    00:56 06/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone should tell her about the greatness of SUSHI!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:42 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    On the other hand...not refunding the money for the woman after she didn't get what she wanted was a pretty big dick move on mcdonald's part...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "dick move" "mcdonalds"

    Yeah, sounds about right.

    Comment by weee
    06:04 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not refunding crazy woman is a big "no! no!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rather, it's breach of contract. There was an implicit contract in place that the lady pays the money, and McDonalds gives her chicken nuggets. Refusing to refund her after they found they could not fulfill the contract is just not an option.

    However, the lady here should have escalated the issue to management before becoming irate - I doubt the cashier has the authority to do a refund.

    Of course, IANAL, etc.

    Comment by Joe
    08:15 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's also a load of bollocks, as they refunded my hindu friend when he bought a burger not knowing it was beef (yes he's an idiot).

    Comment by LoliHat
    09:31 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they didn't refund your Hindu friend, they would have been sued to oblivion. It's much easier to stand up against a crazy woman.

    Comment by Devoto
    17:13 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    People in Britain generally don't sue at the drop of a hat.

    Avatar of OTIKA
    Comment by OTIKA
    19:18 16/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, they sue for no apparent reason in hopes of living off the Government for the rest of their god-damned lives.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:50 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It may be a policy of that particular franchise, or the cashier may have made it up altogether to avoid technical hassles.

    Avatar of Muzaffar
    Comment by Muzaffar
    21:15 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed, the customer is always right. Even if it doesn't make much sense.... =P

    Avatar of Ari
    Comment by GourmetPrince
    Comment by boneless
    21:30 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No shit.

    At a theme park, I saw a woman raise three or four alarms because her family was stuck on a roller coaster. Staff had to make their release a priority, and medics checked them all for "heart conditions". Naturally, none of the stuck riders knew which one of them was supposed to be suffering.

    Whole thing would have been over in ten minutes instead of two hours, if not for the overreaction.

    Elsewhere, a dozen or so people with legitimate problems probably wondered why they were dying without aid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Zhiro
    05:45 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got hungru after reading this

    Comment by Roji
    05:46 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!

    Comment by Hangmen
    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    U-S-B 2-.-0,
    U-S-B 2-.-0!

    Avatar of kebrus
    Comment by kebrus
    05:49 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm lovin' it

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    Comment by Jin Stevens
    05:51 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    McDonald's actually apologized for this: http://consumerist.com/5163930/mcdonalds-apologizes-to-911-nugget-lady because they feel they contributed in escalating this issue.

    She's still an idiot for calling 911 though.

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    06:51 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly.
    Doesn't surprize me how some people are completely ignorant on how they should use some public utility services though...

    Like it's not that hard to find some shitheads who seem to consider their "food emergencies" more important than someone else's life or other real emergencies.

    Avatar of Domo-Kun
    Comment by Domo-Kun
    09:28 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know...
    If I went to Best Buy, and had paid for a Nintendo Wii, and they were out, so they tried to give me an XBox360 instead, because it's bigger. And they wouldn't give me my money back, I would probably call the police too.
    Now, calling 911 three times is 3 times too many, but I'm going to blame the Golden Arches this time.

    Avatar of Zelgadis4tw
    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    11:06 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Perhaps, but it's a fundamental difference in how you buy at best buy as opposed to mcdonalds. You have the merchandise for sure before you pay at best buy, and you pay first at mcdonalds, partially cus you actually pay for the cooking service, not just the item.

    Calling 911 over this is silly, she could just make it a point to the management that she will no longer eat at mcdonalds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:38 12/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, Domo is right, although the scale is much smaller. McDonald's owed her the nuggets. This woman was dumb by not finding out how to sue instead lol.

    Comment by Brad
    05:52 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How do you always find such a relevant picture Artefact

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    Comment by Jin Stevens
    06:21 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agree. Artefact's ability in this area is top notch.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The girl is eating burger from something that isn't mcdonald's....since the logo is a W...so she's eating from a nonexistent Wcdonald...and that is not relevant to Mcdonalds...

    On the other hand, the girl's a cute little nugget.

    Comment by Khao
    06:36 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    its called copy right issues dumb shit

    you seriously think that a well known artist would seriously just throw in a copy righted thing into his drawings?

    Avatar of Michio
    Comment by Michio
    06:38 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then again they put their trademarked "i'm lovin' it" slogan on there. :/

    Comment by Chris
    08:59 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Khao, you're kidding right? Anon was obviously being sarcastic.

    Avatar of maxchain
    Comment by maxchain
    07:00 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think he was just fishing for a reason to post it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:54 07/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was hoping to see how many people would jump in while completely missing the sarcasm...which is just one...how dissapointing

    Avatar of John Beak
    Comment by John Beak
    05:53 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The police helped her eat the non-existent nuggets.

    Avatar of PaperJunkie
    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    McNuggets aren't even that great. The bitch should have taken the McDouble.





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