I think if he fapp’d to the pic he might loose some …

i think if he fapp’d to the pic he might loose some calories and body fluids. all that excess fluid can make you rather bloated you know…

Ditama Bow: Girl vs Girl:

um… isn’t fab a washing detergent? as in “fab wonder sard”? did no one else pick up on that, or am i just being a tad pedantic? now excuse me while i go fap…
Ditama Bow: Girl vs Girl:

makes you thirsty too, huh?

Anal Sex Toy Cosplay Exhibitionism:

oh snap…
Dutch Wife Sparks Murder Manhunt:

my ex wanted to buy one so we could have a 3way with it… needless to say she was a very fucked up individual which is why she is now my ex…
Stop Domestic Violence, Manga Style:

i am a male and have been the victim of domestic violence. my ex used to beat me up everyday, finally i decided i’d had enough and moved 2hrs away from her just to know i was safe. as a result of this and other contributing factors i have been single ever since…
Slave “Wife” Kept Naked & Chained for 15 Years:

cause it’s raining… the light from the flash hits the rain and bounces it back. sadly, i like going out on my verandah and taking photos of the rain as it falls in front of my pine trees. the resultant pics are quite calming oddly…
Marge Simpson Naked on Playboy Cover:

hmm… brian…? think about it for a second, sure he walks and talks, but he’s still a dog… most of a half hour show would be knawing on bones and licking his balls… stewie would absolutely be the better choice but with brian as a sidekick, much as he is now…