Steve Plays Mario Land (in Engrish)
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Mar 4, 2009 05:34 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Engrish, Gameboy, Mario, NicoNico Douga, Platformer, Retro, Video Gallery
A Japanese gamer, known only as Steve from Portugal, has put forth a gameplay video (Jikkyou in Japanese) of Mario Land for the Nintendo Gameboy.
Nostalgia aside, the high point of the video is the fact that Steve attempts to narrate the whole thing in English.
The results are somewhat broken but understandable and hilarious regardless.
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first ^^
And yet still girls won't go out with you, and your parents want you out of the basement.
Do you feel good with your 'first' achievement?
Achievement Unlocked: Realization of Failure!
Achievement Unlocked: Third Milestone
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Sounds like you're speaking from experience.
Only a kid under 10 post something stupid as "first", and I agree with Anonymous, girls won’t go out with loosers like him...
If someone posts the message "first ^^" and the date and time is exactly 2009-03-04 05:37:28, it is said (in ancient, ancient legend) that everyone who reads his message will die in seven days! >_:O
(/slash obvious sarcasm)
LOL you people are so stupid! XD YES, he made a post with the word "first". Let's make ourselves look like idiots and bash him to no end! ^_^
"Let’s make ourselves look like idiots and bash him to no end! ^_^"
I agree to the 'bash him to no end' part.
I keep missing the FPers, then everyone piles onto their worthless comment and I am reluctant to delete them all...
delete them all! nothing of value will be lost.
dont listen to ona hole ^
oh u troll
y fale in life?
Wooo! Wooo! It's monsta! I would say it's cute but well... xD
first time in sankaku complex XD.....
omfg i had this for GameBoy back in the day xP twas a fun game :P
Isn't this the first Mario Land?
That's right. This is, as the tilte suggests, 'Super Mario Land'. The second game (for gameboy, that is) was named 'Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins' and it had more impressive looks!
And by the way, the player is pretty stupid for not using all the hidden passages, but well,.. that might be his selling point. Wouldn't be funny if he was an awesome or at least an average player.
I mean... even I could finish the game, with all its bosses, in less than 15 minutes.
Is Steve really from Portugal? I couldn't hear even a bit of portuguese accent from him.
A japanese in Portugal narrating in english always results in something...interesting. Probably didn't pick up much of the accent.
zomg XD funny guy, he the new borat from japan!
"I like you, I like game, w00t!! w00t!!" XD
good thing is he learning :D
lulz ! XD
And he kind of sucks at super mario...
Still don't understand how is he supposed to be from Portugal...
wow this review is so funny and it doesnt even count as a review at all its all "oh yeah" and whoo! and wawaw! and omaga! and some more omaga!!
It's not a review...
Might want to fix the article title Artefact. This is Super Mario Land 1, not 2.
Raiken...
OMAGA!!!
OMAGA this verry hard!
omg I laughed hard. WAO!!!
dude, im portuguese, and i can say this guy is NOT portuguese...
if he is, im ashamed of my country...
anywho, i think i still have this game around..
Ohh my gaaaaaaaa
it's not a review, it's a Let's Play, there are many english ones on Youtube, some of them are ok, most suck so hard that their mouths have become singularities. Yes he sucks at mario, and so do almost all let's players. Watch Retsuprae videos on Youtube. they make fun of lets players and most of the lets players sound as stupid as this guy, though without this particular accent.
make the retsupurae guys (slowbeef and diabetus, two of the best lets players out there) do this vid it'll rule
LOL really?!
I loled at the comment "TENTENTENTENTEN" at 1:50. too great
WAO!
did he say somehing about panties?
he said one of the monsters was bad b/c he stole some panties
this is very wooooooo~ oh yeah woooo
Oh god I loled hard at the end.
I love him :D
Best part was when he died while invincible by falling through the hole.
Oh yeah! I was hoping that Koolaid Man would pop through the screen.
It's too painful to watch for me.
Oh! This monstah! OH YEAH
I hope Steve from Portugal plays more games for us sometime.
Where can I find more with this guy?
"This game is Japanese favorite games, oh yeaaah!"
XD
Best thing I've seen all day.
oh god, I'm dying ... laughing too hard .... unfock you ... woo!
This guy is hilarious
He prooves that even retards can play Mario
I'd like to meet his English teacher O_o
He missed the flower!
FUCK YOU!!
Wao!!!!