Ice Man Demands Female Company
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 4, 2009 01:04 JST
- Tags: Beijing, Bizarre, China, Exhibitionism, Relationships
A 44-year-old man dove into an icy river, then proceeded to remove all of his clothes, and demanded that a lady friend be summoned.
Eyewitnesses were shocked when the man first dove into the frozen waters, then removed his clothes, telling onlookers the phone to contact a female friend of his via a cellphone number he provided. His message being, “Tell her to come here!”
A rescue crew attempted to remove the man from the river but he resisted by throwing ice at them. They phoned the lady, but she told them she would not be joining him.
After an hour however, he finally agreed to be saved after lifting himself out of the waters. Following his rescue, the man couldn’t stop trembling and the lower half of his body had grown swollen and red (visible above).
No other abnormalities were found and his mental state appeared to be normal. He claims he was just trying to meet his girlfriend.
Police contacted the man’s family shortly afterward, treating the matter as “a personal issue”.
Via Heaven.
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haha
revenge is a dish best served cold.
but how save now ??? a man or woman ???
Too desperate for a girl? I think so
extreme form of ronery
^ extreme form of weaboo
^ extreme form of /b/tard
Not really.
this is Japan, remember.
>_< damn, I should've added "@Anonymous"
BTW@Palmtop Tiger
Haha, "shrinkage."
This is from China actually...
But this time I actually believed this was something that could happen in Japan!
*chokes*
HAHAHA.
Man, this is weird shit.
There's an odd state when you're freezing to death where your body loses control of vasoconstriction. Instead of trapping all your warm blood in the core of your body, it releases it to your (freezing) extremities, resulting in an apparent sense of warmth and relief . . . shortly before you die from hypothermia.
Wonder if this was at play.
maybe he want to imitate jack from titanic
if u jump i jump stuff?
i waiting for icy-nee-san respond
Moshi moshi? Your GF lives that way *shows the way*
...Hmmm, unless she's mermaid!
That is retarded.
If his girlfriend came, what would they do? At those temps no girl can save him from the extreme shrinkage he suffered.
Insane or not (knowing too well how Japanese shrinks tend to do), he failed. Epic.
they should've just hired zange-chan for 100 yen
Seconded. Also I'd Zange-chan and give her my 100 yen, if you know what I mean.
the courting rituals in japan sure are exotic...can't believe his girlfriend wasn't impressed, all that work for nothing
He just needs to try again =/. she is almost there.
It's in China, dude...
not too intelligent.....
Gotta admire the logic thinking process...
"I got dumped by my girlfriend, so I'll throw myself in some freezing waters, and call her, maybe she'll come to rescue me".
He only forgot the part where frostbite freezes his dongle forcing him to chop it off.
"his mental state appeared to be normal."
Uh.... Riiiiight.
wow! he is desperate for some love.
Just let him freeze to death and saves the planet from one more retard
Frozen balls.
Frosted butts.
What a cold bitch.
Lol! Nice pun! ; ]
Ain't that some irony for ya, jump into a cold river only to get the cold shoulder from the woman you are trying to "impress", or in this case garner sympathy from.
Damn so he survived right?
Damn, he's Red. His skin also seem discolored by the freezing water.
Holy shit. I thought that redness on his body was some kind of clothing at first. O_o
Dude so did I! o_o
i'm sure his dick was so frozen that it became invisibly small with all that time in ice bwahahah!!
That was skin?? I thought it was a suit!
Seriously, your gf would probably look the other way if you did something like that... manly no, lame yes, embarrassing, no duh >.<
more likely chopped off.. one hour in ice water.. frostbite fer sure.
Extreme attention seeking is extreme~
I bet his penis would never erect again
I'm suprised he suvived though.
That man must have some serious stamina.
sounds like a hairbrained scheme gone wrong, could have been worse though.
He is gonna need Leopard's Golden Ball Warmer to save his.
I woulda jumped in with him XD
should've just left him in there. this world needs more an heroes.
sorry buddy but your dick dosen;t work in freezing water
if he had her number, why didn't he call her himself before he jumped in? il never understand how asians think.. o.o!
chopping gone wrong
im aware of the phrase 'take a cold shower' but jumping in the lake wow... he's got issues