Current President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe recently celebrated his 85th birthday with a $250,000 (or a mere Z$24,249,003 after the currency was fixed for the umpteenth time) party funded by his supporters and a cake that weighed 85 kilograms.
Only days prior the President asked international donors for a birthday present of $2 billion.
In other news, the President has vowed to claim more farms for Zimbabweans, and reiterated his refusal to return the ones that have already been seized from their white owners. The seizures have been branded illegal by a South African regional tribunal.
Via BBC News.
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250.000 what?
that's a really expensive loli-cake
Enjoying the loli and the cake
AWSOME COMBINATION
It certainly needs moar GATTAI
maybe he thinks "lawds, the next dish looks delicious"
man the people in the background sure can make faces. :D
Delicious loli...CAKE I MEAN CAKE
The first step to recovery for Zimbabwe is an Aussie SASR trooper and a SR-25. Only after Robert Mugabe is dead, will they start to get better.
Lol @ title and picture.
Raiken, stop pretending to be Artefact and translate those H-Doujins for us will you? Where are those Neko Neko Rank doujins you promised us!!!? T_T
actually the look of the guy above him is absolutely priceless. "hungry eyes"
NOM NOM NOM NOM.
You guys didn't notice the man behind him?
He wants to claim his seconds.
obviously visitors here are all amazing.
I mean, the news doesn't speak a single word about loli and here we are, including me... well, Artefact really taught us well, hasn't he?
everybody here is well trained.
A picture is worth...
lol he looks hungry for some loli.
It is saddening to see a once revered African hero who destroyed white supremacist govt of Rhodesia in 80s now becoming worst tyrant than people he fought back then. Zimbabwe, once a crown jewel of Africa now becomes basket case of Africa. All jokes, cakes and implied loli aside, this is sad metamorphosis of a hero into zero.
It shows how much you get away with if you just blame White people.
Maybe he's inspired by The Dark Knight?
That may explain the red capes...
Power corrupts.
and absolute power corrupts absolutely :/
Holy crap that article header and picture made me lol so hard XD
Mmm, delicious loli
Wow this is so perfect how he just staring at the girl while eating cake fits so perfect it's godly. well i can't blame him i mean she looks so good... i mean the cake of course :D
The fuck?
You are into black lolis?
What on Earth is wrong with being into black loli?
lol dont u know?! these sick ass loli/shota-cons are only into white children...I've heard that black children are to fast! lol
seriously though, ur loli and shoto-con bastards are sick! it was just the wrong poss at the wrong time for this president...lol if funny as hell though!
Yea, afterall Brown little girls are the best..
Oh wait, wrong colour..
Hmmm, Dark chocolate cake. Whynot.
Little brown girls are the best :)
brown sugar, how come you taste so good?
I hope you die, choking on sulphuric acid.
All it needs is some cream.
Doesn't 85kg sounds like a bit on the heavy side for such a caek?
What can you say? When he love his cake :D
What? Delicious cake? I can see where this is going, and i like it.
Although I've seen this news already... let me just say for someone who might not have:
the title and the picture becomes something highly misleading...
and the direction of the eyes on his face too
I see that RaikenTB is learning quite well from Artefact. ^__^
This was actually a tip-off from a friend. I was the one who made the cake connection though.
I was also thinking about that too, I missed to see who the Author was until I found this comment...
Nice one RaikenTB!
Credit is also due to the BBC - they really hate Mugabe.
Oh wow!
With the title and the picture and the way the story read, I was sure without looking this was Artefact's writing!
Crack team of writers here! Especially when you can pull interesting news out of Africa.
(Not [entirely] sarcasm!)
Anyway, that girl looks like she weighs less than 85 kg.
Any particular reason for the red capes? The BBC article doesn't say anything.
Theme party maybe?
Note the direction his eyeballs are pointing, I say.
I noticed that too. He's imagining that hes eating her cake.
Even the guy behind him is staring at the girl.
I'm sure he is.
While he celebrates his 85th birthday spending $250,000, think about how many people died of hunger....
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake's a diversion from the real cake he's looking at!
the cake is a pie!
the cake is a tie!
the cake is.. just a cake. Duh..
the cake is a sky
the cake is wi-fi
the cake is a cape