Current President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe recently celebrated his 85th birthday with a $250,000 (or a mere Z$24,249,003 after the currency was fixed for the umpteenth time) party funded by his supporters and a cake that weighed 85 kilograms.
Only days prior the President asked international donors for a birthday present of $2 billion.
In other news, the President has vowed to claim more farms for Zimbabweans, and reiterated his refusal to return the ones that have already been seized from their white owners. The seizures have been branded illegal by a South African regional tribunal.
Via BBC News.
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Although I've seen this news already... let me just say for someone who might not have:
the title and the picture becomes something highly misleading...
and the direction of the eyes on his face too
I see that RaikenTB is learning quite well from Artefact. ^__^
Credit is also due to the BBC - they really hate Mugabe.
Oh wow!
With the title and the picture and the way the story read, I was sure without looking this was Artefact's writing!
Crack team of writers here! Especially when you can pull interesting news out of Africa.
(Not [entirely] sarcasm!)
Anyway, that girl looks like she weighs less than 85 kg.
Any particular reason for the red capes? The BBC article doesn't say anything.
Theme party maybe?
I was also thinking about that too, I missed to see who the Author was until I found this comment...
Nice one RaikenTB!
This was actually a tip-off from a friend. I was the one who made the cake connection though.
What? Delicious cake? I can see where this is going, and i like it.
Note the direction his eyeballs are pointing, I say.
I noticed that too. He's imagining that hes eating her cake.
Even the guy behind him is staring at the girl.
I'm sure he is.
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a pie!
the cake is a tie!
the cake is wi-fi
the cake is a sky
the cake is.. just a cake. Duh..
the cake is a cape
the cake's a diversion from the real cake he's looking at!
While he celebrates his 85th birthday spending $250,000, think about how many people died of hunger....
Hmmm, Dark chocolate cake. Whynot.
Little brown girls are the best :)
All it needs is some cream.
brown sugar, how come you taste so good?
I hope you die, choking on sulphuric acid.
Doesn't 85kg sounds like a bit on the heavy side for such a caek?
What can you say? When he love his cake :D
Holy crap that article header and picture made me lol so hard XD
Wow this is so perfect how he just staring at the girl while eating cake fits so perfect it's godly. well i can't blame him i mean she looks so good... i mean the cake of course :D
The fuck?
You are into black lolis?
What on Earth is wrong with being into black loli?
Yea, afterall Brown little girls are the best..
Oh wait, wrong colour..
lol dont u know?! these sick ass loli/shota-cons are only into white children...I've heard that black children are to fast! lol
seriously though, ur loli and shoto-con bastards are sick! it was just the wrong poss at the wrong time for this president...lol if funny as hell though!
Mmm, delicious loli
His EYES~~~
Whose eyes are those eyes?
These comments are amazing.
loli and cake... Im feeling a bit envious.
Hope the bastard chokes on the damn cake...
Genocidal, dictating, piece of crap.
"...cake that weighed 85 kilograms."
Gawd, that's really heavy for a... whoot, sorry, i thought you mean THAT 'cake'.
Most of the country is starving and hyperinflation is making it so toilet paper has more value then their currency (most people there are using gold in a bartering system)
Zimbabwe... the only place where the president has the balls to ask for 2bil in donations for his birthday party and look shrewdly at a passing young girl.
It is saddening to see a once revered African hero who destroyed white supremacist govt of Rhodesia in 80s now becoming worst tyrant than people he fought back then. Zimbabwe, once a crown jewel of Africa now becomes basket case of Africa. All jokes, cakes and implied loli aside, this is sad metamorphosis of a hero into zero.
Maybe he's inspired by The Dark Knight?
That may explain the red capes...
It shows how much you get away with if you just blame White people.
Because White people were Africa's problem and still are. Their greed is what fucked up Africa for so many long years and made it what it is today. Yes, blame the poor White folk. Boo-hoo. LOL. Never should have set foot in Africa in the first place. Keep yourself in your own fucked up lands.
Power corrupts.
and absolute power corrupts absolutely :/
lol he looks hungry for some loli.