“Monster Foreigners on the Rampage!”

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Japanese magazine SPA! has recently published an article regarding the threat of foreigners in Japan.

Coining a new term, the piece rails against “monster gaikokujin” (doubtless hoping to catch an echo of the furore over “monster parents“), and goes on to refer them in amusingly abbreviated form as “monga”.

The publication cites numerous incidents, including the case where a nude man invaded the moat of the Imperial Residence in search of a bag.

Other outrages mentioned are the case of an American lady who used a flash at a no-flash event, and ignorant bathers neglecting to wash themselves prior to entering onsen.

More reasonably, the case of a “black man” chasing a maid, and an Australian beating up a taxi driver are mentioned.

Interestingly, the article focuses mainly on faux pas style errors by tourists; the vast majority of non-Japanese in Japan are actually Korean, Chinese and Filipino, but these are normally off limits to the mass media.

They are given token mentions, but with a million Koreans, half a million Chinese and two hundred thousand each of Filipinos and Brazilians, and all the rest making up a few hundred thousand, the focus is clearly not set by statistical preponderance.

Koreans in particular are usually absolutely out of bounds, despite being widely recognized as being involved disproportionately in a variety of untoward activities. Of course, many of these Koreans are Japanese in all but citizenship,  so perhaps they are not as soft a target as tourists…

Aside from its criticism of blundering or wicked non-Japanese, the article admits their contribution to Japan’s economy in difficult times, doubtless a heartfelt sentiment as their antics help the magazine shift some copies.

The article also comes out at with rather ironic timing, as Japan’s former finance minister exhibited odd behavior while abroad in Rome at the Vatican Museum.

The ex-minister allegedly touched a number of art pieces, and set off an alarm when he got too close to one of them. This occurred on the same day he appeared intoxicated at a press conference…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:35 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm offended.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:37 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is sarcasm.

    ...right?

    Comment by Anonymous 2
    17:29 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously. I'm Filipino

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    Comment by repure
    22:34 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hey me too!!

    Comment by mr.mortified
    07:38 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    me 3!
    but didn't japan invade the philippines in WWII?

    Comment by Teabag
    07:56 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    True. But we have already forgotten about the Jap invasion and hating on Americans(at least members of the militant and leftist groups) now.

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    09:26 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    me 4 :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    flip thread me too add me to the list

    Comment by flip
    16:15 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wait i'm Filipino, hows this suppose to be offensive? was it the Vatican thing? well yeah lol. I can see a catholic Filipino getting mad about that. But i don't see anything offensive to whats said

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 21/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who cares about the war? The Phillipines probably would have been better off if Japan stayed. We'd at least get more anime related stuff.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Phillipines should have stayed with the USA. It never even went up for a vote, because the corrupt Phillipino leadership were afraid of losing it.

    Comment by Hangmen
    17:29 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    More offended than a Jew passing by a Holocaust Denial Convention.

    Comment by ANON
    09:11 16/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbfBnBHqVAI

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    Comment by softbanker
    14:44 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugh! Some people are really stupid. Can't blame em. But some Japs are also like that when their in other countries.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:42 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    When THEY'RE in other countries? When have you met a misbehaving Japanese tourist...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *I* have. I was in marching band in high school. We performed at Disneyland and during the performance, a Japanese tour group began snapping tons of photos. Two men from the group insisted on getting up close and personal with myself and one other person. I'm standing there trying to play and this guy slings his arm around my shoulder and dances around me and stuff. Creepy and not cool.

    That can't possibly be the only instance of Japanese tourists misbehaving. Just like the fact that there's plenty of well-behaved white tourists (in addition to the obnoxious ones), I'm sure there's some asshole Japanese tourists.

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    01:26 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course, japanese are normal people too in case you didn't notice.

    But being born in a touristic city, I must say the japanese tourists are the most behaved among the bunch... at least between the nationalities I already met around these parts, which include americans, canadians, australians, germans, french, italians, spanish, chinese, among others.

    Japanese tourists are mostly noticeable for walking in organized lines, and taking tons of pics.

    Comment by daz
    04:58 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's exactly what Japanese tourists do which is fine sometimes but when you're in church and the priest is in the middle of a sermon and a line of Japanese tourists walks through with flashes-a-poppin' then you realise that their "meek" exterior is just a front. No meek person could walk into someone's place of worship and act like that, it takes a bold person with absolutely no respect for religion to do it. I will show similar respect in Japanese temples if I ever visit Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:03 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I farted in the pope's face.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did he like the smell?

    Comment by Lost
    15:23 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    c c c ccombot braker?

    anyhow how dose natinaltiy effect how you are as a turist? i think it comes back down to people. and there it shall stay..

    im curently a tusrits in austrlia soon to be japan and then hongkong.. im not going out my way to be rude but i doo like wandering around taking snap shot (brit btw)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some folks are even offended by the usage of the term "Japs". Can't imagine why...

    Comment by AmericanOtaku83
    14:44 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess I'll cancel my trip to Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And your plans to leap nude into the imperial moat?

    Comment by trygle12
    14:49 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought this was crude and terrible satire :/

    Comment by HELL
    14:52 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuckin gaijins

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:02 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol live life bitches.

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    Comment by Scotty
    15:10 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are the girls there hot?

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    Comment by ipood
    23:33 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    duh?

    Comment by Anon
    00:57 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As with any country, sure there are hot girls. But in Korea they got that way though a strong belief in the use of plastic surgery.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Right, because everyone's totally natural in the United States.

    Comment by apez
    12:44 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes , they are as natural an any 1 else , we just have a hard time leting the normal people know they exist , and no, they do not have permision 2 exist yet!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:14 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's not the girls that are hot, it's the plastic surgery that is hot.

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    Comment by Gantz_Playboy
    15:21 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    North or South??

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    Comment by Jarmel
    15:13 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They get drunk stupid white people and we get Godzilla. Who got the better deal?

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    Comment by Gantz_Playboy
    15:18 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    We both got of light - as Madonna is slight in the UK- lol. Maybe we can trade Paris Hilton to Japan for an Aya Hirano clone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:26 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am in favour of this trade

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:26 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...As am I 0.o

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would like to read a copy of this before coming to an conclusion, anyone know of an English copy?

    Comment by BuggyBY
    05:11 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Translation should not be a big problem, just upload the pages to the Channel.

    Comment by HELL
    15:43 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you talking about Avril Lavigne?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:18 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SPA is a tabloid-type publication. Think of it as your average shopping aisle "UFOs found in Britney's vagina" periodical.
    Don't mind.

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    Comment by Artefact

    It's not quite at that level, but there have been worse...

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    Comment by onitake
    22:38 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you mean this? http://www.stippy.com/book-reviews/racist-magazine-gaijin-hanzai-ura-file-1/

    there is just no limit to stupidity. amazing.

    oh, and while we're at it, i bet you've heard about this: http://mediacook.blogspot.com/2007/08/svp-propagandist-sheep.html
    it wasn't even meant to be racist, but well, they should have thought about that before distributing the posters. the german npd copied the idea and used it for their purposes later: http://blog.forthmedia.com/index.cfm/2007/10/1/Black-sheep-come-home-to-roost

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:20 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is kotaku invasion on nico2 douga included? :p

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    Comment by Quen
    15:50 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously a 4ch style planned (or spontaneous) stream of visitors to a particular video or videos.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:43 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yea the newspapers need to cover all of the gaijin websites ruinage of nicovideo....

    Comment by Luffink
    15:23 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    (first pic)
    Oh, I remember that guy, he jumped into a sacred lake naked to swim, didn´t he?

    Can´t blame the japanese, I guess... a lot of people do whatever they want when they travel, and specially in places like Japan, they can go with the "Sorry, I can´t understand you" excuse...

    Comment by weee
    15:52 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ah yes... the almighty "excuse"...

    Comment by Particia “Patty” Martin
    23:41 02/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah~ Sorry I can't understand all those difficult nippon worlds.

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    Comment by yaku
    04:52 21/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not nippon, it's moonspeak.





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